Satirical Seeking Honest Critique Poems
#satirical
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 11:32am
12th Apr 2025 11:32am
Your cuticles are sexy
She was a cutie
Young, hot and had an extraordinary appetite for sex
She knew her way around my body and knew what I enjoyed
There was just one problem...
She had a disgusting habit of frequently and repeatedly gnawing on her skin
Most of the time it was her cuticles or her hand
The area would become red & raw
Many times the affected area would bleed
She had a disease called Dermatophagia
In the beginning of our time together it wasn't bad
After several months her hands looked like someone cut & chopped her skin up with a...
Young, hot and had an extraordinary appetite for sex
She knew her way around my body and knew what I enjoyed
There was just one problem...
She had a disgusting habit of frequently and repeatedly gnawing on her skin
Most of the time it was her cuticles or her hand
The area would become red & raw
Many times the affected area would bleed
She had a disease called Dermatophagia
In the beginning of our time together it wasn't bad
After several months her hands looked like someone cut & chopped her skin up with a...
#dark
#MentalHealth
#relationships
#satirical
#suffering
65 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
9th Apr 2025 9:34am
9th Apr 2025 9:34am
Little Red Corvette
He shot that dude like it was nothing
I never seen anything like it in my life
He pulled up to the red light
Got out of his car
He walked over to the Corvette and fired three shots into the drivers face
He then calmly returned to his car
He had the music up really loud
Some horrible pop music from today
Pure shit!
He just wasted that fucker!
Anyway,
The light turned green and he took off
So did everybody else
Except for the dead guy in the Little Red Corvette
Damn I miss Prince
I never seen anything like it in my life
He pulled up to the red light
Got out of his car
He walked over to the Corvette and fired three shots into the drivers face
He then calmly returned to his car
He had the music up really loud
Some horrible pop music from today
Pure shit!
He just wasted that fucker!
Anyway,
The light turned green and he took off
So did everybody else
Except for the dead guy in the Little Red Corvette
Damn I miss Prince
#cars
#fiction
#murder
#satirical
#ShortStory
56 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Apr 2025 9:20am
8th Apr 2025 9:20am
The Devil Inside
Just so you know
Satan is hiding where I usually go
Last night when I was going down on you
You're pussy was wiggling & jiggling, did you have any clue?
I was scared stiff
I decided to peek in
His eyes were glowing with sin
That rattled me up
Satan was the little man in the canoe
You enjoy his company
Do you want me or him, when it's time to screw?
He turns you on
His pointy, curvy tail sticks you from behind
His horny head grins, as though he committed a crime
You giggle and tell me
Please...
Satan is hiding where I usually go
Last night when I was going down on you
You're pussy was wiggling & jiggling, did you have any clue?
I was scared stiff
I decided to peek in
His eyes were glowing with sin
That rattled me up
Satan was the little man in the canoe
You enjoy his company
Do you want me or him, when it's time to screw?
He turns you on
His pointy, curvy tail sticks you from behind
His horny head grins, as though he committed a crime
You giggle and tell me
Please...
#devil
#girlfriend
#rhyming
#satirical
#sex
203 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 8:02pm
5th Apr 2025 8:02pm
Party Tonight!
HOORAY!
My 1,500th poem!
I think I'll have everyone of you over for cake and punch
Then I'll pull out my revolver and blow my brains out
Each of you can fill your grab-bag with bits of my skull, brains and whatever else flies out of my head
Write a poem about the experience and post it on here or starsrite.
Peace to all you!
VOI
My 1,500th poem!
I think I'll have everyone of you over for cake and punch
Then I'll pull out my revolver and blow my brains out
Each of you can fill your grab-bag with bits of my skull, brains and whatever else flies out of my head
Write a poem about the experience and post it on here or starsrite.
Peace to all you!
VOI
#satirical
77 reads
15 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 7:57pm
5th Apr 2025 7:57pm
She decided to eat me out
#fiction
#food
#horror
#satirical
#sex
122 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 11:21am
5th Apr 2025 11:21am
At the dentist
Yesterday I went to the dentist
Not to fond of the dentist
I'm in the waiting room
Seems like the place is quiet
I'm the second appointment
Only the receptionist, one other patient & the dentist
From down the hall I hear someone gagging and crying
Sounds like their in horrible pain
The doctor I believe begins yelling at this person
I hear him say, "Would you please shut the fuck up!!"
Then I hear a muffled smack or punch
What I hear next didn't sound right
I heard a dental...
Not to fond of the dentist
I'm in the waiting room
Seems like the place is quiet
I'm the second appointment
Only the receptionist, one other patient & the dentist
From down the hall I hear someone gagging and crying
Sounds like their in horrible pain
The doctor I believe begins yelling at this person
I hear him say, "Would you please shut the fuck up!!"
Then I hear a muffled smack or punch
What I hear next didn't sound right
I heard a dental...
#dreams
#nightmares
#satirical
74 reads
8 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 8:32am
4th Apr 2025 8:32am
Willfully In The Dark
It is I again. I guess I should have explained something about myself, I don’t know if I ever addressed this, I hate fucking politics. I write about them sure, but I don’t love anything about the process. I stay informed, but I’m not a fan.
It’s a necessity, not something I enjoy. It helped ruin a friendship, someone I loved liked a brother, it helped destroy a songwriting partnership. Because, I woke up from a 33 year party, and realized some lines had been crossed.
Worst of all it didn’t get any better, when I got sober. I’m talking about, Joey G, of course....
It’s a necessity, not something I enjoy. It helped ruin a friendship, someone I loved liked a brother, it helped destroy a songwriting partnership. Because, I woke up from a 33 year party, and realized some lines had been crossed.
Worst of all it didn’t get any better, when I got sober. I’m talking about, Joey G, of course....
#philosophical
#satirical
115 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
31st Mar 2025 11:29am
31st Mar 2025 11:29am
What comes up, must come down
During a 1960 KKK initiation ritual in the deep south, Eaton Beaver fired several shots into the air. Perhaps not fully grasping the concept of gravity, he never considered that what goes up must come down. The descending bullet struck fellow Klansman Harry Azcrac in the head, wounding him critically.
#ignorance
#satirical
#ShortStory
90 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Mar 2025 10:50am
30th Mar 2025 10:50am
Nine lives for a dog?
Andy Felthersnatch's dog burst into flames when it peed on a live wire. Felthersnatch later told the press, "There was an almighty explosion and the whole street lit up. I turned around and my dog was on fire." Power was off for five hours that day in a small town 10 miles north of Glens Falls, New York. Against all odds, the dog survived.
#dogs
#fiction
#satirical
#ShortStory
#storm
58 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Mar 2025 11:39am
29th Mar 2025 11:39am
Last night at a party somewhere
These guys were beer-bonging at a party last night
This one guy was shotgunning a beer and didn't know that someone had put bleach in it
He swallowed the beer & bleach right down
He hit the floor and went into convulsions
The guy who did it was 5 blocks away by that time
He did it because he thought the guy had ripped off his brother's skateboard!
This one guy was shotgunning a beer and didn't know that someone had put bleach in it
He swallowed the beer & bleach right down
He hit the floor and went into convulsions
The guy who did it was 5 blocks away by that time
He did it because he thought the guy had ripped off his brother's skateboard!
#alcohol
#anger
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
63 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Mar 2025 7:11pm
17th Mar 2025 7:11pm
John Doe
John Doe was the name given to the bits & pieces of a man who was murdered and scattered throughout Detroit in the summer of 1995. The first part of him to turn up was his bloody naked torso. It rolled down a conveyor belt at a paper recycling plant, much to the horror of Ader Titsoff. A few days later, a volunteer at a Detroit Church noticed flies buzzing around a trash bag. Inside was John's head. The rest of him was eventually discovered at a children's playground. One girl named Anita Bath discovered the grizzly remains one late summer morning. All that was left was a thigh bone, a...
#children
#fiction
#horror
#murder
#satirical
86 reads
9 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Mar 2025 7:07pm
17th Mar 2025 7:07pm
An Explosive Pizza
Pizza deliveryman Mike Rotchburns was as dependable as he was predictable. His daily routine was invariable and he was never in trouble with the law. In 2012, while standing outside the bank he just robbed, he told police officers surrounding him that he had been kidnapped by three people and coerced into committing this crime. A simple pipe bomb was elaborately locked around his neck. Rotchburns begged police to let him go because the kidnappers had set the bomb to go off minutes after the well planned robbery. While they waited for the bomb squad to arrive, the device exploded, killing...
#death
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
#violence
67 reads
7 Comments
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