Satirical Seeking Honest Critique Poems
#satirical
The Queen and Mrs Smith
Once upon a regal day, with flair and marvelous pomp, I say,
The Queen, a turkey-like lady fair in red curly wig, led the way.
With ruff and diamonds, she stood tall and proud,
Neurotic and clean, her obsessions allowed.
Beside her stood Mrs Smith,
A teapot of a woman.
In bonnet, white apron and with
Ample bosom.
Silent and enigmatic,
No words to share, only grunts that were automatic
To the travelers ear.
Her hidden eyes, a mystery to all,
With a protruding tooth, like a single pearl not small.
Off they...
The Queen, a turkey-like lady fair in red curly wig, led the way.
With ruff and diamonds, she stood tall and proud,
Neurotic and clean, her obsessions allowed.
Beside her stood Mrs Smith,
A teapot of a woman.
In bonnet, white apron and with
Ample bosom.
Silent and enigmatic,
No words to share, only grunts that were automatic
To the travelers ear.
Her hidden eyes, a mystery to all,
With a protruding tooth, like a single pearl not small.
Off they...
#satirical
#funny
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Cartoon Foolery
So, I write to inform and entertain my neighbors and audiences
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
#satirical
#funny
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WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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The Quiet Man
The man next door
Was in his forties
And I was only thirteen.
We talked from time
To time, though
He was a quiet man.
A man of few words.
He didn't want to be
The center of attention.
A man with no ego,
A bachelor, never married.
A humble man,
Protector of the innocent.
At the park
He watched the children
Play and fed the birds.
He picked up other people's
Trash and put it in the bin.
He went to church regularly.
Gave tithes liberally and cheerfully.
He paid the widow's...
Was in his forties
And I was only thirteen.
We talked from time
To time, though
He was a quiet man.
A man of few words.
He didn't want to be
The center of attention.
A man with no ego,
A bachelor, never married.
A humble man,
Protector of the innocent.
At the park
He watched the children
Play and fed the birds.
He picked up other people's
Trash and put it in the bin.
He went to church regularly.
Gave tithes liberally and cheerfully.
He paid the widow's...
#friendship
#satirical
#wisdom
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The Meaning was Breakfast
I’ve been thinking about the meaning
The meaning is that I think about the meaning
The meaning is what you make of the meaning
is the tear I drank and the laugh I spat
is the body and the hole—
The nipple and the suckle
and the finger
Is the “no!”
and the yes
and the mind that doesn’t know—
The meaning
is the thought and the aching
is what you make of the meaning
is the poem and the painting and the song with the wanting
Stop!
Make me feel
something anything anyone
Now tomorrow going...
The meaning is that I think about the meaning
The meaning is what you make of the meaning
is the tear I drank and the laugh I spat
is the body and the hole—
The nipple and the suckle
and the finger
Is the “no!”
and the yes
and the mind that doesn’t know—
The meaning
is the thought and the aching
is what you make of the meaning
is the poem and the painting and the song with the wanting
Stop!
Make me feel
something anything anyone
Now tomorrow going...
#satirical
#philosophical
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Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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Three Non-Newtonian Laws
One : Basic Rules of Free Love
Absolute Freedom (1)
Unconditional Love (2)
Not exactly in that order.
(*) not valid for countries
where laws prohibit love,
freedom or both!
Two: General Postulate of Nonexistence
some human beings are,
also,
artists and some artists are,
also,
human beings.
(*) not valid for humans
who claim that their children too
would do what the artist presents...
Three: Dance of Universal Gravitation
the drifting planets
perplexed free ...
Absolute Freedom (1)
Unconditional Love (2)
Not exactly in that order.
(*) not valid for countries
where laws prohibit love,
freedom or both!
Two: General Postulate of Nonexistence
some human beings are,
also,
artists and some artists are,
also,
human beings.
(*) not valid for humans
who claim that their children too
would do what the artist presents...
Three: Dance of Universal Gravitation
the drifting planets
perplexed free ...
#satirical
#mythology
#philosophical #obsession
#philosophical #obsession
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My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
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Death Takes a Vacation
So you see, it's like this--
Ol' Grimmy needs a little break
(once in a while)
from centuries of collecting souls....
You know, I get a bit fed up
at times
with all the whiners
trying to avoid their ride across the River Styx
"Nooooo! Please--it's not my time yet!"
(Um, yeah, it is-- get in the friggin' boat already
I'm on a schedule here)
So I said to myself
"Grimmy, you need a vacation"
and that's what I did--
hired me an Uber
so the souls can still get to their destination ...
Ol' Grimmy needs a little break
(once in a while)
from centuries of collecting souls....
You know, I get a bit fed up
at times
with all the whiners
trying to avoid their ride across the River Styx
"Nooooo! Please--it's not my time yet!"
(Um, yeah, it is-- get in the friggin' boat already
I'm on a schedule here)
So I said to myself
"Grimmy, you need a vacation"
and that's what I did--
hired me an Uber
so the souls can still get to their destination ...
#satirical
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The Complete History of Poetry
Welcome to the reductive. Please relax, put your feet up, and refrain from free thought while management brings you the full and complete:
History of Poetry
Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters
The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters
Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters
Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both ...
History of Poetry
Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters
The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters
Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters
Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both ...
#parody
#satirical
#historical
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What Wolfgang Says About Donald Trump
Very interesting and I truly
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
#fiction
#satirical
#Fanfiction
#funny
#dialogue
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It is March and I have finally accepted that Christmas is over.
Stars splinter night, and if you’d just step outside -
sky looks like paragraphs of dishevelled text
corrupting against white page.
Across empty streets, lampposts define evening
and in bedrooms, people journal the day.
One writes about love as an obsession and another, that;
It is March and I have finally accepted that Christmas is over.
This is the first step toward recovery in majority middle class towns.
The others are an assortment of instructions found
between the hedges of inspirational quotation marks, ...
sky looks like paragraphs of dishevelled text
corrupting against white page.
Across empty streets, lampposts define evening
and in bedrooms, people journal the day.
One writes about love as an obsession and another, that;
It is March and I have finally accepted that Christmas is over.
This is the first step toward recovery in majority middle class towns.
The others are an assortment of instructions found
between the hedges of inspirational quotation marks, ...
#politics
#satirical
#funny
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