Funny by New Members Poems

I hope that this finds you in the worst place
With zits and dead skin on your face
I want to send your kid a box of legos
And I hope you step on one everyday
Babies seem to cry when they’re around you
And pets don’t want to stay in the room
No amount of booze can make you attractive
And you make really bad tasting food
The word around town is you smell bad
I smelled you coming from 30 feet away
You have a bad haircut, and your style is shit
It offends everyone in every single way

I hope that this finds you in the worst place
With zits and dead skin on your face
I want to send your kid a box of legos
And I hope you step on one everyday
Babies seem to cry when they’re around you
And pets don’t want to stay in the room
No amount of booze can make you attractive
And you make really bad tasting food
The word around town is you smell bad
I smelled you coming from 30 feet away
You have a bad haircut, and your style is shit
It offends everyone in every single way