Funny by New Members Poems
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funny by new members poems. Poems written by members who joined within the last 30 days.
MalcolmG
Poem Published
Yesterday 12:33pm
Yesterday 12:33pm
The Tortoise and the Hare
One day a hare and a tortoise had a fight
They discussed the things both wrong and right, neither could decide the way and so they raced the very next day !
The hare was smug, as hares will be,
“A race? With you? Don’t make me pee!
You’re slow as sludge, you’ve got no flair
I'll dust you off and beat you bare!”
The tortoise grinned, a wily chap,
And snapped his fingers with a clap.
“We’ll race tomorrow, sharp at eight.
And may the best one claim their fate!”
The day arrived, the sun was bright,
The animals turned out to...
They discussed the things both wrong and right, neither could decide the way and so they raced the very next day !
The hare was smug, as hares will be,
“A race? With you? Don’t make me pee!
You’re slow as sludge, you’ve got no flair
I'll dust you off and beat you bare!”
The tortoise grinned, a wily chap,
And snapped his fingers with a clap.
“We’ll race tomorrow, sharp at eight.
And may the best one claim their fate!”
The day arrived, the sun was bright,
The animals turned out to...
#funny
#tradition
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MalcolmG
Poem Published
Yesterday 12:33pm
Yesterday 12:33pm
The Tortoise and the Hare
One day a hare and a tortoise had a fight
They discussed the things both wrong and right, neither could decide the way and so they raced the very next day !
The hare was smug, as hares will be,
“A race? With you? Don’t make me pee!
You’re slow as sludge, you’ve got no flair
I'll dust you off and beat you bare!”
The tortoise grinned, a wily chap,
And snapped his fingers with a clap.
“We’ll race tomorrow, sharp at eight.
And may the best one claim their fate!”
The day arrived, the sun was bright,
The animals turned out to...
They discussed the things both wrong and right, neither could decide the way and so they raced the very next day !
The hare was smug, as hares will be,
“A race? With you? Don’t make me pee!
You’re slow as sludge, you’ve got no flair
I'll dust you off and beat you bare!”
The tortoise grinned, a wily chap,
And snapped his fingers with a clap.
“We’ll race tomorrow, sharp at eight.
And may the best one claim their fate!”
The day arrived, the sun was bright,
The animals turned out to...
#funny
#tradition
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Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
144 reads
1 Comment
Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
144 reads
1 Comment
Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
144 reads
1 Comment
Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
144 reads
1 Comment
Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
144 reads
1 Comment
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