Funny Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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funny seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 3:35am
4th Apr 2025 3:35am
So Sue Me!
I missed one deadline
one blasted deadline
on the poetry beat for heaven’s sake
an interview with some up and comer
E.E. something or other
but my Editor showed no mercy
strictly a one strike policy you see
so out the door he kicks my fanny
you’ll never work again in this town sonny
that’s why you’ll find me in this backwater town
just South of beautiful Miami
mixing moonshine mayhem cocktails
for seedy patrons in a seedier bar
If I hadn’t missed my deadline
I could have made it big
a star reporter with the Tribune or...
one blasted deadline
on the poetry beat for heaven’s sake
an interview with some up and comer
E.E. something or other
but my Editor showed no mercy
strictly a one strike policy you see
so out the door he kicks my fanny
you’ll never work again in this town sonny
that’s why you’ll find me in this backwater town
just South of beautiful Miami
mixing moonshine mayhem cocktails
for seedy patrons in a seedier bar
If I hadn’t missed my deadline
I could have made it big
a star reporter with the Tribune or...
#confessional
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
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Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2025 8:26pm
3rd Apr 2025 8:26pm
III
One day (was May),
men lax for tax
won max; got sax,
but nay, not pay!
Yet now, see how
you try and fly;
all eye the sky—
say "wow!"; ask "how?"
Why did her kid
(yon coy, shy boy)
get foy new toy?
Mum hid his lid!
Fey kit did fit;
gal rap our map.
Big tap, bad zap—
had wit; she hit!
men lax for tax
won max; got sax,
but nay, not pay!
Yet now, see how
you try and fly;
all eye the sky—
say "wow!"; ask "how?"
Why did her kid
(yon coy, shy boy)
get foy new toy?
Mum hid his lid!
Fey kit did fit;
gal rap our map.
Big tap, bad zap—
had wit; she hit!
#funny
#surreal
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Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
2nd Apr 2025 2:00pm
2nd Apr 2025 2:00pm
ii
Yo!
Hi!
If it is on, we go in.
Is it on? It IS on!
So, in we go!
Do go on.
Is he up?
Do it—
he is an ex!
Oh.
So be it.
Aw!
An op, OK?
Ya.
OW!
Is Ma or Pa by me?
My Ma. My Pa.
Er, we go to be.
Ha ha ha.
Mm hm...
da de da,
la de da,
ta ti ta!
As mu is of nu,
mi of pi;
ye go by
on an ox.
To go at it
in an ax,
oi, um... sh!
Ho ho ho.
Ah! Am on it.
It is so... EW!
It is by us....
Hi!
If it is on, we go in.
Is it on? It IS on!
So, in we go!
Do go on.
Is he up?
Do it—
he is an ex!
Oh.
So be it.
Aw!
An op, OK?
Ya.
OW!
Is Ma or Pa by me?
My Ma. My Pa.
Er, we go to be.
Ha ha ha.
Mm hm...
da de da,
la de da,
ta ti ta!
As mu is of nu,
mi of pi;
ye go by
on an ox.
To go at it
in an ax,
oi, um... sh!
Ho ho ho.
Ah! Am on it.
It is so... EW!
It is by us....
#funny
#surreal
57 reads
6 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
31st Mar 2025 9:23pm
31st Mar 2025 9:23pm
Black Face
Let me give you redemption.
Everytime I ride you into a tree.
You're my favorite comedian,
And my noble steed.
Those bullet holes,
Are there to remind me,
Everytime I needed you,
After doing illegal things.
The government,
is coming after me.
Let's rob a train,
like traditional theives.
You have a black face,
But no Martin Luther King!,
You're just a dumb horse,
That does illegal things.
I hope I don't get banned.
I hope my horse understands.
When I whistle a command,
The...
Everytime I ride you into a tree.
You're my favorite comedian,
And my noble steed.
Those bullet holes,
Are there to remind me,
Everytime I needed you,
After doing illegal things.
The government,
is coming after me.
Let's rob a train,
like traditional theives.
You have a black face,
But no Martin Luther King!,
You're just a dumb horse,
That does illegal things.
I hope I don't get banned.
I hope my horse understands.
When I whistle a command,
The...
#funny
#technology
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AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
30th Mar 2025 9:58am
30th Mar 2025 9:58am
Hmmm...
When you know a person,
Who is forced to have the government,
Follow them around,
And try and force that on you,
At the expense of your child,
Is that a good person?
Or should they have minded their own business?
Should they have tried to be your "friend"?
Why do people care about them?
I don't think they do.
I think they use her all the time.
I think she thinks I can't get inside her mind.
She relies on fake people,
Looking past her at me.
I'm a more valuable,
Commodity....
Who is forced to have the government,
Follow them around,
And try and force that on you,
At the expense of your child,
Is that a good person?
Or should they have minded their own business?
Should they have tried to be your "friend"?
Why do people care about them?
I don't think they do.
I think they use her all the time.
I think she thinks I can't get inside her mind.
She relies on fake people,
Looking past her at me.
I'm a more valuable,
Commodity....
#funny
#philosophical
#TruthOfLife
80 reads
6 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
29th Mar 2025 11:42pm
29th Mar 2025 11:42pm
US GOV
They call to lie,
Don't care if you die,
Just wasting your time on,
Porn sites.
Next time you call,
Make sure my daughter is around,
She doesn't have anyone,
To ask how she feels.
Will she end up on some porn site?
Because all the government does,
Is victimize.
Talk to my daughter.
Act like a father.
She'd prefer a stand up guy,
Not one that manipulates and lies.
You got power?
Treat her like a queen.
Compared to you and your friends,
She should be the king.
Children...
Don't care if you die,
Just wasting your time on,
Porn sites.
Next time you call,
Make sure my daughter is around,
She doesn't have anyone,
To ask how she feels.
Will she end up on some porn site?
Because all the government does,
Is victimize.
Talk to my daughter.
Act like a father.
She'd prefer a stand up guy,
Not one that manipulates and lies.
You got power?
Treat her like a queen.
Compared to you and your friends,
She should be the king.
Children...
#funny
95 reads
5 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
28th Mar 2025 7:48pm
28th Mar 2025 7:48pm
There's No Place Like Home
Do you like my investigation?
Is it going well?
I think we should bring the Feds in,
On this whole goddamn town!
All the guys at registers,
Are staring me down.
The police never care,
If I'm fucking around.
They like to watch.
They like to listen.
Should we make them stop?
It's hard to be distant.
Ill investigate,
The situation.
You just sit back and watch,
I appreciate your participation :)
Is it going well?
I think we should bring the Feds in,
On this whole goddamn town!
All the guys at registers,
Are staring me down.
The police never care,
If I'm fucking around.
They like to watch.
They like to listen.
Should we make them stop?
It's hard to be distant.
Ill investigate,
The situation.
You just sit back and watch,
I appreciate your participation :)
#funny
#porn
#ThrillSeeking
107 reads
12 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Mar 2025 10:19pm
21st Mar 2025 10:19pm
Ready or Not, Here I CUM
#dirty
#erotic
#funny
#orgasm
#sex
438 reads
8 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 1:03pm
10th Mar 2025 1:03pm
Seeker
You know I'm getting too old
To be playing hide and seek.
So I'm just gonna climb this tree.
And spy on your ass jiggling.
Running in circles.
Trying to touch me.
I touch myself,
To your agony.
It's autumn now,
And I'm still dropping seeds.
I see you rolling around,
In the pile of leaves.
I started moaning out loud,
But you thought it was the breeze.
Your friend disappeared.
You're not questioning?
I'm stuck up here,
Because no one found me.
To be playing hide and seek.
So I'm just gonna climb this tree.
And spy on your ass jiggling.
Running in circles.
Trying to touch me.
I touch myself,
To your agony.
It's autumn now,
And I'm still dropping seeds.
I see you rolling around,
In the pile of leaves.
I started moaning out loud,
But you thought it was the breeze.
Your friend disappeared.
You're not questioning?
I'm stuck up here,
Because no one found me.
#funny
109 reads
6 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
7th Mar 2025 00:46am
7th Mar 2025 00:46am
Government
The government loves me.
It always shows.
They hired an army,
So I wouldn't be alone.
I'm definitely lonely.
And they get too close.
This is too much love,
It's an overdose.
The government is cuddly.
Who would have known?
The way they smother me,
Inside my home
They provide their services.
And send me a bone.
Because I'm a bad bitch,
They keep alone.
Their love is so deep,
I can feel it through my phone.
These secret police,
Making me moan.
The government loves...
It always shows.
They hired an army,
So I wouldn't be alone.
I'm definitely lonely.
And they get too close.
This is too much love,
It's an overdose.
The government is cuddly.
Who would have known?
The way they smother me,
Inside my home
They provide their services.
And send me a bone.
Because I'm a bad bitch,
They keep alone.
Their love is so deep,
I can feel it through my phone.
These secret police,
Making me moan.
The government loves...
#funny
121 reads
4 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
6th Mar 2025 3:06pm
6th Mar 2025 3:06pm
That Poor Man
My fake boyfriend almost died.
He got bombarded with,
Rumors and lies.
And I got investigated,
For caring about his life.
He got bombarded with,
Rumors and lies.
And I got investigated,
For caring about his life.
#funny
#TruthOfLife
122 reads
4 Comments
PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
5th Mar 2025 5:01pm
5th Mar 2025 5:01pm
Mass Earnis Ah Mass Ruben
(Patois)
Mass Earnis ave wah son niem Den Den, ah Mass Ruben ave wah son niem Jakes. Di two bwoy dem did a pliay wang giem dung di ruod, an Den Den gi Jakes a rass lick wid a pisa tik. Wen Jakes guh uom, eeh tell eeh puppa seh Den Den lick im inna eeh fies wid wan tik.
Mass Ruben seh, “Kom mi bwoy, mia goh mek yuh lick back Den Den widdi tik.” Wen Mass Ruben an im son reech a Mass Earnis yawd, dem si Den Den sidung pah wah big stuon. Mass Ruben seh tu im seh, “Den Den, weh mek yuh lick Jakes inna eeh fies widdi tik?” Den Den seh, “Mi neva mein fi lick im. A...
Mass Earnis ave wah son niem Den Den, ah Mass Ruben ave wah son niem Jakes. Di two bwoy dem did a pliay wang giem dung di ruod, an Den Den gi Jakes a rass lick wid a pisa tik. Wen Jakes guh uom, eeh tell eeh puppa seh Den Den lick im inna eeh fies wid wan tik.
Mass Ruben seh, “Kom mi bwoy, mia goh mek yuh lick back Den Den widdi tik.” Wen Mass Ruben an im son reech a Mass Earnis yawd, dem si Den Den sidung pah wah big stuon. Mass Ruben seh tu im seh, “Den Den, weh mek yuh lick Jakes inna eeh fies widdi tik?” Den Den seh, “Mi neva mein fi lick im. A...
#children
#curse
#father
#funny
#home
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