Funny Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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funny seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
6th Apr 2025 4:50pm
6th Apr 2025 4:50pm
Hell yeah!
I literally have deaf people,
That harrass me.
Wearing their little vests.
I'm gonna get me a vest that says,
"I'm A Person Who Doesn't Give A Shit!"
Teehee! :P
That harrass me.
Wearing their little vests.
I'm gonna get me a vest that says,
"I'm A Person Who Doesn't Give A Shit!"
Teehee! :P
#funny
#inspirational
58 reads
7 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 9:18pm
4th Apr 2025 9:18pm
Lemon Meringue
You say lemon meringue
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
#food
#funny
40 reads
3 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 8:44pm
4th Apr 2025 8:44pm
Lexicographical Interdependence
Day 1: one-syllable words;
Day 2: two-letter words;
Day 3: three-letter words;
Day 4: what could this mean?
Spotting the pattern, said he,
"I'm looking forward to the later rounds...!"
She replied,
"as if I'm going to keep this up for a month!
They take hours, and aren't that good!
Here are my self-imposed criteria;
I urge you to give it a go!"
"Oh," said he,
"you have to do one with 15-letter words,
that's only halfway!"
"Shut up, David!" ...
Day 2: two-letter words;
Day 3: three-letter words;
Day 4: what could this mean?
Spotting the pattern, said he,
"I'm looking forward to the later rounds...!"
She replied,
"as if I'm going to keep this up for a month!
They take hours, and aren't that good!
Here are my self-imposed criteria;
I urge you to give it a go!"
"Oh," said he,
"you have to do one with 15-letter words,
that's only halfway!"
"Shut up, David!" ...
#FeelingLost
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
51 reads
2 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 3:35am
4th Apr 2025 3:35am
So Sue Me!
I missed one deadline
one blasted deadline
on the poetry beat for heaven’s sake
an interview with some up and comer
E.E. something or other
but my Editor showed no mercy
strictly a one strike policy you see
so out the door he kicks my fanny
you’ll never work again in this town sonny
that’s why you’ll find me in this backwater town
just South of beautiful Miami
mixing moonshine mayhem cocktails
for seedy patrons in a seedier bar
If I hadn’t missed my deadline
I could have made it big
a star reporter with the Tribune or...
one blasted deadline
on the poetry beat for heaven’s sake
an interview with some up and comer
E.E. something or other
but my Editor showed no mercy
strictly a one strike policy you see
so out the door he kicks my fanny
you’ll never work again in this town sonny
that’s why you’ll find me in this backwater town
just South of beautiful Miami
mixing moonshine mayhem cocktails
for seedy patrons in a seedier bar
If I hadn’t missed my deadline
I could have made it big
a star reporter with the Tribune or...
#confessional
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
45 reads
0 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2025 8:26pm
3rd Apr 2025 8:26pm
III
One day (was May),
men lax for tax
won max; got sax,
but nay, not pay!
Yet now, see how
you try and fly;
all eye the sky—
say "wow!"; ask "how?"
Why did her kid
(yon coy, shy boy)
get foy new toy?
Mum hid his lid!
Fey kit did fit;
gal rap our map.
Big tap, bad zap—
had wit; she hit!
men lax for tax
won max; got sax,
but nay, not pay!
Yet now, see how
you try and fly;
all eye the sky—
say "wow!"; ask "how?"
Why did her kid
(yon coy, shy boy)
get foy new toy?
Mum hid his lid!
Fey kit did fit;
gal rap our map.
Big tap, bad zap—
had wit; she hit!
#funny
#surreal
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0 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
2nd Apr 2025 2:00pm
2nd Apr 2025 2:00pm
ii
Yo!
Hi!
If it is on, we go in.
Is it on? It IS on!
So, in we go!
Do go on.
Is he up?
Do it—
he is an ex!
Oh.
So be it.
Aw!
An op, OK?
Ya.
OW!
Is Ma or Pa by me?
My Ma. My Pa.
Er, we go to be.
Ha ha ha.
Mm hm...
da de da,
la de da,
ta ti ta!
As mu is of nu,
mi of pi;
ye go by
on an ox.
To go at it
in an ax,
oi, um... sh!
Ho ho ho.
Ah! Am on it.
It is so... EW!
It is by us....
Hi!
If it is on, we go in.
Is it on? It IS on!
So, in we go!
Do go on.
Is he up?
Do it—
he is an ex!
Oh.
So be it.
Aw!
An op, OK?
Ya.
OW!
Is Ma or Pa by me?
My Ma. My Pa.
Er, we go to be.
Ha ha ha.
Mm hm...
da de da,
la de da,
ta ti ta!
As mu is of nu,
mi of pi;
ye go by
on an ox.
To go at it
in an ax,
oi, um... sh!
Ho ho ho.
Ah! Am on it.
It is so... EW!
It is by us....
#funny
#surreal
51 reads
6 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
31st Mar 2025 9:23pm
31st Mar 2025 9:23pm
Black Face
Let me give you redemption.
Everytime I ride you into a tree.
You're my favorite comedian,
And my noble steed.
Those bullet holes,
Are there to remind me,
Everytime I needed you,
After doing illegal things.
The government,
is coming after me.
Let's rob a train,
like traditional theives.
You have a black face,
But no Martin Luther King!,
You're just a dumb horse,
That does illegal things.
I hope I don't get banned.
I hope my horse understands.
When I whistle a command,
The...
Everytime I ride you into a tree.
You're my favorite comedian,
And my noble steed.
Those bullet holes,
Are there to remind me,
Everytime I needed you,
After doing illegal things.
The government,
is coming after me.
Let's rob a train,
like traditional theives.
You have a black face,
But no Martin Luther King!,
You're just a dumb horse,
That does illegal things.
I hope I don't get banned.
I hope my horse understands.
When I whistle a command,
The...
#funny
#technology
55 reads
0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
30th Mar 2025 9:58am
30th Mar 2025 9:58am
Hmmm...
When you know a person,
Who is forced to have the government,
Follow them around,
And try and force that on you,
At the expense of your child,
Is that a good person?
Or should they have minded their own business?
Should they have tried to be your "friend"?
Why do people care about them?
I don't think they do.
I think they use her all the time.
I think she thinks I can't get inside her mind.
She relies on fake people,
Looking past her at me.
I'm a more valuable,
Commodity....
Who is forced to have the government,
Follow them around,
And try and force that on you,
At the expense of your child,
Is that a good person?
Or should they have minded their own business?
Should they have tried to be your "friend"?
Why do people care about them?
I don't think they do.
I think they use her all the time.
I think she thinks I can't get inside her mind.
She relies on fake people,
Looking past her at me.
I'm a more valuable,
Commodity....
#funny
#philosophical
#TruthOfLife
64 reads
6 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
29th Mar 2025 11:42pm
29th Mar 2025 11:42pm
US GOV
They call to lie,
Don't care if you die,
Just wasting your time on,
Porn sites.
Next time you call,
Make sure my daughter is around,
She doesn't have anyone,
To ask how she feels.
Will she end up on some porn site?
Because all the government does,
Is victimize.
Talk to my daughter.
Act like a father.
She'd prefer a stand up guy,
Not one that manipulates and lies.
You got power?
Treat her like a queen.
Compared to you and your friends,
She should be the king.
Children...
Don't care if you die,
Just wasting your time on,
Porn sites.
Next time you call,
Make sure my daughter is around,
She doesn't have anyone,
To ask how she feels.
Will she end up on some porn site?
Because all the government does,
Is victimize.
Talk to my daughter.
Act like a father.
She'd prefer a stand up guy,
Not one that manipulates and lies.
You got power?
Treat her like a queen.
Compared to you and your friends,
She should be the king.
Children...
#funny
77 reads
5 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
29th Mar 2025 10:49am
29th Mar 2025 10:49am
I want to watch you take a shit .. Part 3
It's been awhile
Haven't stopped by to watch you crap
I like the way you take off all your clothes
I once asked you about that
You said you wanted total freedom when the gnarl descended
I do that too I told her
A love story was blooming
Alas though we live in different lands
That hook up to Zoom made things easier for awhile
But like all good things
We started to fall away
Life gets in the way often of simple pleasures
So just yesterday we powered up the Zoom
You dropped a mighty load
I...
Haven't stopped by to watch you crap
I like the way you take off all your clothes
I once asked you about that
You said you wanted total freedom when the gnarl descended
I do that too I told her
A love story was blooming
Alas though we live in different lands
That hook up to Zoom made things easier for awhile
But like all good things
We started to fall away
Life gets in the way often of simple pleasures
So just yesterday we powered up the Zoom
You dropped a mighty load
I...
#crush
#funny
#honesty
#philosophical
#TruthOfLife
79 reads
10 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
28th Mar 2025 7:48pm
28th Mar 2025 7:48pm
There's No Place Like Home
Do you like my investigation?
Is it going well?
I think we should bring the Feds in,
On this whole goddamn town!
All the guys at registers,
Are staring me down.
The police never care,
If I'm fucking around.
They like to watch.
They like to listen.
Should we make them stop?
It's hard to be distant.
Ill investigate,
The situation.
You just sit back and watch,
I appreciate your participation :)
Is it going well?
I think we should bring the Feds in,
On this whole goddamn town!
All the guys at registers,
Are staring me down.
The police never care,
If I'm fucking around.
They like to watch.
They like to listen.
Should we make them stop?
It's hard to be distant.
Ill investigate,
The situation.
You just sit back and watch,
I appreciate your participation :)
#funny
#porn
#ThrillSeeking
81 reads
12 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Mar 2025 10:19pm
21st Mar 2025 10:19pm
Ready or Not, Here I CUM
#dirty
#erotic
#funny
#orgasm
#sex
406 reads
8 Comments
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