Funny Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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funny seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
Pete_25
Poem Published
Yesterday 8:07am
Yesterday 8:07am
Mr Buzz... To Infinity & Beyond!
Up, down, slip and slide
Wiggle hips, side to side
Come, come, feel the need
Fast, slow, choose your speed
Snug in bag, a handy size
Your lady bits, I'll baptise
Wash me down, your favourite toy
Mr. Buzz... Orgasmic joy!
(Performed by Betty Wetty & The Drips)
He's giving me good vibrations
Toy's giving me sexitations
He's giving me good vibrations
Toy's giving me sexitations...
Wiggle hips, side to side
Come, come, feel the need
Fast, slow, choose your speed
Snug in bag, a handy size
Your lady bits, I'll baptise
Wash me down, your favourite toy
Mr. Buzz... Orgasmic joy!
(Performed by Betty Wetty & The Drips)
He's giving me good vibrations
Toy's giving me sexitations
He's giving me good vibrations
Toy's giving me sexitations...
#funny
#orgasm
81 reads
17 Comments
James_A_Knight
Poem Published
14th Feb 2025 9:41pm
14th Feb 2025 9:41pm
Two Love Peoms, for the price of one, Bargain
1.
I don’t know what love is
All I know is
Love is inescapable
Like a fart in a lift
And if you and your partner
Are comfortable enough
To fart in each other’s company
You may be in love
Or as close as you can be to love
2.
In the darkness of space,
The piano plays:
Liszt, Love Dream
Soft and sweetly
Taking my soul across to her
I am on another planet
Light years away
Will see her again?
The piano rings out into the stars
Fades away to silence
Leaving quiet thoughts of loss...
I don’t know what love is
All I know is
Love is inescapable
Like a fart in a lift
And if you and your partner
Are comfortable enough
To fart in each other’s company
You may be in love
Or as close as you can be to love
2.
In the darkness of space,
The piano plays:
Liszt, Love Dream
Soft and sweetly
Taking my soul across to her
I am on another planet
Light years away
Will see her again?
The piano rings out into the stars
Fades away to silence
Leaving quiet thoughts of loss...
#funny
#love
36 reads
0 Comments
ObliviousRay
Poem Published
14th Feb 2025 4:12am
14th Feb 2025 4:12am
Royal Blue
#funny
#seductive
#SelfReflection
16 reads
0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
14th Feb 2025 2:13am
14th Feb 2025 2:13am
Silence
When people experience silence,
For the first time.
Because they forgot what it felt like.
And get depressed.
Then wonder why someone,
Won't talk to them.
Because all they remember is being laughed at,
And kept alone.
By people that want to be their friends.
When people finally realize,
They're a massive piece of shit.
Then try to convince you,
You shouldn't get rid of it.
Really makes you question,
The IQ of these idiots.
So I keep being silent.
So I can experience.
Reality bitch...
For the first time.
Because they forgot what it felt like.
And get depressed.
Then wonder why someone,
Won't talk to them.
Because all they remember is being laughed at,
And kept alone.
By people that want to be their friends.
When people finally realize,
They're a massive piece of shit.
Then try to convince you,
You shouldn't get rid of it.
Really makes you question,
The IQ of these idiots.
So I keep being silent.
So I can experience.
Reality bitch...
#funny
#TruthOfLife
47 reads
4 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
11th Feb 2025 1:33am
11th Feb 2025 1:33am
Lawless
How can the government protect your privacy,
Without being private?
How do you investigate,
And not masturbate?
How do you pretend you're real,
And avoid forgetting you're not?
How do you make friends,
When you know they're all cops?
Why vote on old legislation,
Canada and Mexico have already been bought?
More than 20 years ago.
It was part of the plot.
Trans America is never gonna stop.
Secret deals is where the government shops.
If the government was public,
We'd all be...
Without being private?
How do you investigate,
And not masturbate?
How do you pretend you're real,
And avoid forgetting you're not?
How do you make friends,
When you know they're all cops?
Why vote on old legislation,
Canada and Mexico have already been bought?
More than 20 years ago.
It was part of the plot.
Trans America is never gonna stop.
Secret deals is where the government shops.
If the government was public,
We'd all be...
#corruption
#funny
#philosophical #politics
#philosophical #politics
71 reads
9 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th Feb 2025 12:01pm
9th Feb 2025 12:01pm
Photopoetry of the ass
my poetry is about
my ass turned
to the moon in half
of my face and
in half of your own
out of focus photograph
and without the center of
gravitational pull
it's simply about
my ass gaping
in the face of others
whoever wants
to say that he didn't see
and the one who
just wants to take one
picture of his own ass
just like me!
my ass turned
to the moon in half
of my face and
in half of your own
out of focus photograph
and without the center of
gravitational pull
it's simply about
my ass gaping
in the face of others
whoever wants
to say that he didn't see
and the one who
just wants to take one
picture of his own ass
just like me!
#funny
#identity
#meditation
#mythology
#spiritual
65 reads
8 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
8th Feb 2025 3:45pm
8th Feb 2025 3:45pm
Limp Sound Display (Collaboration with Vision_of_insanity)
Unwind the clock
there far beyond the beyond
where there is no one else
the world's on fire
on the waters he walks
humanity also walks...
passing the time with song
humming happy thoughts
Mouse falls into a trap
volcanoes explode islands
birds in my tree
birds destroy their nests
a rainy day, wash the hate away
like seahorse cowboys
singing their song
mushroom clouds dissipate
strawberries mean love
Let your body go with the wind
let your body free from your mind
Find...
there far beyond the beyond
where there is no one else
the world's on fire
on the waters he walks
humanity also walks...
passing the time with song
humming happy thoughts
Mouse falls into a trap
volcanoes explode islands
birds in my tree
birds destroy their nests
a rainy day, wash the hate away
like seahorse cowboys
singing their song
mushroom clouds dissipate
strawberries mean love
Let your body go with the wind
let your body free from your mind
Find...
#admiration
#art
#collaboration
#funny
#respect
81 reads
10 Comments
Pete_25
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 8:10am
7th Feb 2025 8:10am
Mess
This house is a bleedin' mess
There's dust everywhere
You really need to address
You are an idle mare
The carpet needs a hoover
The table needs a wipe
You really need to manoeuvre
If you want an easy life
There's food on the hob
It needs a damn good cleaning
You're such a lazy slob
I want to see it gleaming
Stop moaning about your back
Complaining about your knees
I'll only cut some slack
As you're nearly eighty-three!
There's dust everywhere
You really need to address
You are an idle mare
The carpet needs a hoover
The table needs a wipe
You really need to manoeuvre
If you want an easy life
There's food on the hob
It needs a damn good cleaning
You're such a lazy slob
I want to see it gleaming
Stop moaning about your back
Complaining about your knees
I'll only cut some slack
As you're nearly eighty-three!
#funny
78 reads
14 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
107 reads
20 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 1:15am
7th Feb 2025 1:15am
Fired
I sexually harrass the special needs.
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
#funny
83 reads
3 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
5th Feb 2025 10:40pm
5th Feb 2025 10:40pm
Fake Love
The way she tells her sister she loves her,
With agony in her eyes.
Wishing she didn't have to babysit,
So she can get attention from guys.
Her sister just keeps smiling.
Having a great time.
She's completely oblivious,
Of this parasite.
I wonder if she secretly knows,
Her family's constant fight,
Between pretending that they love her,
And the hatred they try to hide.
But it's written all over their faces.
And she doesn't have a clue.
She's just skipping around merrily,
Entertained and amused.
With agony in her eyes.
Wishing she didn't have to babysit,
So she can get attention from guys.
Her sister just keeps smiling.
Having a great time.
She's completely oblivious,
Of this parasite.
I wonder if she secretly knows,
Her family's constant fight,
Between pretending that they love her,
And the hatred they try to hide.
But it's written all over their faces.
And she doesn't have a clue.
She's just skipping around merrily,
Entertained and amused.
#funny
#TruthOfLife
75 reads
12 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
2nd Feb 2025 4:38am
2nd Feb 2025 4:38am
Jeebus
I'm dead in a ditch.
Jeebus did it because I believed.
He's a soul sucker, on his knees.
Kissing the people's feet.
I wish his fishing boat,
Would stop carrying me.
I'm 'bout to bounce,
And set myself free!
Free like the birds riding the sun,
Not to tomorrow.
I aint no Cinderelli dressed in yelly.
I'm the destroyer!
Leaving you all dead in ditches.
I suck your soul!
I sever heads!
Mindless. Tweeking.
Faith is my meth.
Now let me heal you,
With the...
Jeebus did it because I believed.
He's a soul sucker, on his knees.
Kissing the people's feet.
I wish his fishing boat,
Would stop carrying me.
I'm 'bout to bounce,
And set myself free!
Free like the birds riding the sun,
Not to tomorrow.
I aint no Cinderelli dressed in yelly.
I'm the destroyer!
Leaving you all dead in ditches.
I suck your soul!
I sever heads!
Mindless. Tweeking.
Faith is my meth.
Now let me heal you,
With the...
#funny
#religion
54 reads
4 Comments
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