Funny Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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funny seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
wallyroo92
Poem Published
Yesterday 4:32am
Yesterday 4:32am
Buried
I think I repressed so many emotions over the years
I lost track of what’s buried in the back of that cemetery
Though I don’t go into details or talk about it much nowadays
I just rhyme as if I’m running out of time like it’s very scary
And sometimes those old emotions are like restless ghosts
Their chains rattle like they want to rap battle me with loose lips
I just tell ‘em “shut the hell up and get back into your grave”
But I am more well-read now in case of a zombie apocalypse
77 Unique
96 Total
I lost track of what’s buried in the back of that cemetery
Though I don’t go into details or talk about it much nowadays
I just rhyme as if I’m running out of time like it’s very scary
And sometimes those old emotions are like restless ghosts
Their chains rattle like they want to rap battle me with loose lips
I just tell ‘em “shut the hell up and get back into your grave”
But I am more well-read now in case of a zombie apocalypse
77 Unique
96 Total
#funny
#ghosts
#PersonalGrowth #SelfReflection
#PersonalGrowth #SelfReflection
29 reads
1 Comment
wallyroo92
Poem Published
25th Apr 2025 3:24am
25th Apr 2025 3:24am
Atlas A Taurus
When she almost died, I told the Taurus stars
“Give her back to me and take me instead”
So when she came to life I protected my wife
Knowing I had lot of work to compose ahead
I made a pact with the universe, my life for her–
So that I may go into the infinite cosmos first
Thus I immersed myself in prose and verse
To write my best even when I’m at my worst
Ever since I’ve spit mad bars looking up at the stars
Declaring my love even if I’m sounding silly or dumb
Whether she laughs or cries I love the look in her eyes
But I...
“Give her back to me and take me instead”
So when she came to life I protected my wife
Knowing I had lot of work to compose ahead
I made a pact with the universe, my life for her–
So that I may go into the infinite cosmos first
Thus I immersed myself in prose and verse
To write my best even when I’m at my worst
Ever since I’ve spit mad bars looking up at the stars
Declaring my love even if I’m sounding silly or dumb
Whether she laughs or cries I love the look in her eyes
But I...
#funny
#love
#romantic
#stars
#universe
52 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
21st Apr 2025 9:33pm
21st Apr 2025 9:33pm
Breadcrumbs
It's a good thing nobody is ignoring me.
I thought i was alone :P
I thought i was alone :P
#funny
#TruthOfLife
70 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
18th Apr 2025 4:06pm
18th Apr 2025 4:06pm
Failure To Adapt
When the government fails at everything,
Then you finally realize,
Why anarchy should exist.
And stop trying to contain freedoms,
For ignorance.
And actually let people,
Govern themselves.
They might actually do,
The normal shit, they've always done,
For centuries.
Which was always,
Parties and booze.
Then you finally realize,
Why anarchy should exist.
And stop trying to contain freedoms,
For ignorance.
And actually let people,
Govern themselves.
They might actually do,
The normal shit, they've always done,
For centuries.
Which was always,
Parties and booze.
#funny
#philosophical
105 reads
5 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
18th Apr 2025 3:44pm
18th Apr 2025 3:44pm
Illegible bells (calculator fun)
Shoes ooze goos,
He sees bees,
zoos lose booze.
she gees lees.
Hogs hobble,
geese gobble,
bills boggle,
gills goggle.
Oh ho ho,
so I go!
Solos sigh,
logos lie.
Obese oboes gliss,
hello, hobos - bliss!
Lobbies lob,
hobbies hob,
glosses gloss,
bosses boss.
He is eligible,
else less legible!
Eggshell sells
illegible bells.
Sieges siege,
lieges liege...
seize Belize!
He sees bees,
zoos lose booze.
she gees lees.
Hogs hobble,
geese gobble,
bills boggle,
gills goggle.
Oh ho ho,
so I go!
Solos sigh,
logos lie.
Obese oboes gliss,
hello, hobos - bliss!
Lobbies lob,
hobbies hob,
glosses gloss,
bosses boss.
He is eligible,
else less legible!
Eggshell sells
illegible bells.
Sieges siege,
lieges liege...
seize Belize!
#funny
#PowerOfWords
61 reads
0 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
16th Apr 2025 9:13pm
16th Apr 2025 9:13pm
Univocalic (U): Fluffy Wuffy Bunny and the compulsory-fun Easter egg hunt
Sunny sky - sun, cumulus;
Lush, bushy suburbs; tumulus.
Up, up, up... bunny jumps; susumus.
"Hurry up!" blurts Fluffy Bunny.
"Try my fun pud hunt!"
Bunny's chums shrug numbly.
"Hurry hurry, Punky Puppy!"
Punky Puppy jumps up, runs - rumbly tummy!
"Try my fun pud hunt!" blurts Fluffy Wuffy, Cuddly Wuddly Bunny.
Punky Puppy gulps purply plums, gummy flumps.
Gulp, gulp... BURP!
"Hurry hurry, scurry scurry, Plucky Ducks!"
Plucky Ducks jump up, run... yum yum, munch...
Lush, bushy suburbs; tumulus.
Up, up, up... bunny jumps; susumus.
"Hurry up!" blurts Fluffy Bunny.
"Try my fun pud hunt!"
Bunny's chums shrug numbly.
"Hurry hurry, Punky Puppy!"
Punky Puppy jumps up, runs - rumbly tummy!
"Try my fun pud hunt!" blurts Fluffy Wuffy, Cuddly Wuddly Bunny.
Punky Puppy gulps purply plums, gummy flumps.
Gulp, gulp... BURP!
"Hurry hurry, scurry scurry, Plucky Ducks!"
Plucky Ducks jump up, run... yum yum, munch...
#animals
#food
#funny
61 reads
0 Comments
DaisyGrace
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 1:53am
12th Apr 2025 1:53am
Stepping into the Ring, Having Just Been Kicked out of the Boys’ Competition, PYTHAGORAS OF SAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!
There once was a Lickety Split
who knew how to take a hard hit.
He’d wiggle and shake,
refused all the brakes,
and got out of there, fast with his wit.
“His wit,” you ask and you scratch,
“is no good in a fisticuffs match.”
But he made them all dizzy
when he whirled in a tizzy
while spewing mathematical facts.
The aggressors were no good at sums,
they should have been sucking their thumbs.
They thought he’d gone crazy,
but always got hazy,
and with a calculated punch, they succumbed.
who knew how to take a hard hit.
He’d wiggle and shake,
refused all the brakes,
and got out of there, fast with his wit.
“His wit,” you ask and you scratch,
“is no good in a fisticuffs match.”
But he made them all dizzy
when he whirled in a tizzy
while spewing mathematical facts.
The aggressors were no good at sums,
they should have been sucking their thumbs.
They thought he’d gone crazy,
but always got hazy,
and with a calculated punch, they succumbed.
#funny
16 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 00:20am
12th Apr 2025 00:20am
Woah Bro!
Fuck you Chuck Norris!
Go have dinner with my ex's friend!
But when I find your fake ass,
We're having a dance competition!
AND IMA WIN!
BITCH!
Go have dinner with my ex's friend!
But when I find your fake ass,
We're having a dance competition!
AND IMA WIN!
BITCH!
#funny
88 reads
3 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
11th Apr 2025 00:10am
11th Apr 2025 00:10am
Hmmmmmmmm
My daughter doesn't understand,
Why people with spy cams,
Would want to look at someone's butt.
Maybe the government and courts can explain it to her.
They have the nerve to call other people crazy,
When, they should look in the mirror,
From time to time.
She's opposed to that, by the way.
Why people with spy cams,
Would want to look at someone's butt.
Maybe the government and courts can explain it to her.
They have the nerve to call other people crazy,
When, they should look in the mirror,
From time to time.
She's opposed to that, by the way.
#funny
100 reads
0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
10th Apr 2025 1:29am
10th Apr 2025 1:29am
No More Teeth
Everytime I call you out,
My mom has problems with her mouth.
Will they use too much gas this time?
Wasting time.
I'm excited to find out.
Until next time,
Let's investigate!
My mom has problems with her mouth.
Will they use too much gas this time?
Wasting time.
I'm excited to find out.
Until next time,
Let's investigate!
#funny
77 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Apr 2025 00:17am
10th Apr 2025 00:17am
Pecker Slapper
#dirty
#family
#funny
#lyrics
#sex
182 reads
4 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
9th Apr 2025 9:31pm
9th Apr 2025 9:31pm
Final Notice
I love these bank statements,
With variable merchant ID's.
Reminds me of the twilight zone.
Like living in a fantasy.
But I'm not gonna groan,
About the little things.
How friends try so hard,
To protect you from me.
With variable merchant ID's.
Reminds me of the twilight zone.
Like living in a fantasy.
But I'm not gonna groan,
About the little things.
How friends try so hard,
To protect you from me.
#funny
94 reads
2 Comments
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