Conservatives  

Once being cool got yoked to OG
the human race was as fucked as can be;
no ethics, no responsibility,
and only winners allowed to run free.

Finish off the weak, or get them to work.
Be the boss they need to earn their keep
even if you have to be a jerk
or deprive them of nutrition and sleep.

It's what an originalist would do
whenever he wasn't capping an ass
or test driving something shiny and new
that got low miles per gallon of gas.

It's a strong man they say that saves the day
never mind that they're as selfish as hell
and surely pervert the law into pay
to twist republics into a cartel...
and to help keep the meek under their thumb
their scrolls and guns promise more kingdom come.