Submissions by AfterSexDilemma
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
If I were me, I'd shutup...
Lawless
How can the government protect your privacy,
Without being private?
How do you investigate,
And not masturbate?
How do you pretend you're real,
And avoid forgetting you're not?
How do you make friends,
When you know they're all cops?
Why vote on old legislation,
Canada and Mexico have already been bought?
More than 20 years ago.
It was part of the plot.
Trans America is never gonna stop.
Secret deals is where the government shops.
If the government was public,
We'd all be...
Without being private?
How do you investigate,
And not masturbate?
How do you pretend you're real,
And avoid forgetting you're not?
How do you make friends,
When you know they're all cops?
Why vote on old legislation,
Canada and Mexico have already been bought?
More than 20 years ago.
It was part of the plot.
Trans America is never gonna stop.
Secret deals is where the government shops.
If the government was public,
We'd all be...
#corruption
#funny
#philosophical #politics
#philosophical #politics
24 reads
2 Comments
Buzz Lightyear
Drama is as drama does,
So why not kill it with a buzz?
In a daze I push and shove.
Until I crash down like a dove.
Alone I tower up above.
I don't take you serious.
You're a star that never was.
Lightyears from the rest of us.
So why not kill it with a buzz?
In a daze I push and shove.
Until I crash down like a dove.
Alone I tower up above.
I don't take you serious.
You're a star that never was.
Lightyears from the rest of us.
#TruthOfLife
27 reads
6 Comments
Fired
I sexually harrass the special needs.
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
#funny
78 reads
3 Comments
Fake Love
The way she tells her sister she loves her,
With agony in her eyes.
Wishing she didn't have to babysit,
So she can get attention from guys.
Her sister just keeps smiling.
Having a great time.
She's completely oblivious,
Of this parasite.
I wonder if she secretly knows,
Her family's constant fight,
Between pretending that they love her,
And the hatred they try to hide.
But it's written all over their faces.
And she doesn't have a clue.
She's just skipping around merrily,
Entertained and amused.
With agony in her eyes.
Wishing she didn't have to babysit,
So she can get attention from guys.
Her sister just keeps smiling.
Having a great time.
She's completely oblivious,
Of this parasite.
I wonder if she secretly knows,
Her family's constant fight,
Between pretending that they love her,
And the hatred they try to hide.
But it's written all over their faces.
And she doesn't have a clue.
She's just skipping around merrily,
Entertained and amused.
#funny
#TruthOfLife
63 reads
12 Comments
I Know
I know,
I'm a bitch.
But I will never let someone,
Choose my friends.
I know.
Tough shit.
I guess I'll just be polite,
And pretend.
I know.
They aren't worth it.
But hey!
They must love 2 faced bitches.
I know,
Ill just smile.
Warm their hearts,
For a while.
I know.
They'll never notice.
So high on stupid,
They don't look below it.
I know.
Time is short.
Wish I could talk to the people,
I actually cared for.
I'm a bitch.
But I will never let someone,
Choose my friends.
I know.
Tough shit.
I guess I'll just be polite,
And pretend.
I know.
They aren't worth it.
But hey!
They must love 2 faced bitches.
I know,
Ill just smile.
Warm their hearts,
For a while.
I know.
They'll never notice.
So high on stupid,
They don't look below it.
I know.
Time is short.
Wish I could talk to the people,
I actually cared for.
#loneliness
#TruthOfLife
62 reads
4 Comments
Jeebus
I'm dead in a ditch.
Jeebus did it because I believed.
He's a soul sucker, on his knees.
Kissing the people's feet.
I wish his fishing boat,
Would stop carrying me.
I'm 'bout to bounce,
And set myself free!
Free like the birds riding the sun,
Not to tomorrow.
I aint no Cinderelli dressed in yelly.
I'm the destroyer!
Leaving you all dead in ditches.
I suck your soul!
I sever heads!
Mindless. Tweeking.
Faith is my meth.
Now let me heal you,
With the...
Jeebus did it because I believed.
He's a soul sucker, on his knees.
Kissing the people's feet.
I wish his fishing boat,
Would stop carrying me.
I'm 'bout to bounce,
And set myself free!
Free like the birds riding the sun,
Not to tomorrow.
I aint no Cinderelli dressed in yelly.
I'm the destroyer!
Leaving you all dead in ditches.
I suck your soul!
I sever heads!
Mindless. Tweeking.
Faith is my meth.
Now let me heal you,
With the...
#funny
#religion
48 reads
4 Comments
M.I.A.
Ill take my chances with the serial killers.
Deep in the woods.
It's traditional.
Hot and sweaty on the floor,
Next to the cabin fire.
No one around to care.
Alone with someone;
Still don't know his name.
Didn't ask. I like a surprise.
He chains me up just right.
I may or may not fight.
It's the thrill of my last night,
Who needs dates?
I'm super siked!
I love candles and moonlight.
I hope the hikers don't look inside.
I'm trying not to make too much noise.
Just trying to hide.
The...
Deep in the woods.
It's traditional.
Hot and sweaty on the floor,
Next to the cabin fire.
No one around to care.
Alone with someone;
Still don't know his name.
Didn't ask. I like a surprise.
He chains me up just right.
I may or may not fight.
It's the thrill of my last night,
Who needs dates?
I'm super siked!
I love candles and moonlight.
I hope the hikers don't look inside.
I'm trying not to make too much noise.
Just trying to hide.
The...
#ThrillSeeking
56 reads
2 Comments
Drain Me
Drain me.
Miles of vessels;
Atherosclerosis.
It's the pain I seek.
Lack of hydration that peeks.
Give me the salt so It can bring the water!
Horse piss beer, flavored with lime juice.
Drunk too much, here comes the headache.
Ate an apple,
And it disappeared.
Bloody Mary cocktail,
With herbs and spices,
A little vodka for over kill.
I can feel the hydration,
From salty water.
I can feel the temptation,
Of the beer.
Buy me a salt lick rock,
And endless Shiner Bocks, ...
Miles of vessels;
Atherosclerosis.
It's the pain I seek.
Lack of hydration that peeks.
Give me the salt so It can bring the water!
Horse piss beer, flavored with lime juice.
Drunk too much, here comes the headache.
Ate an apple,
And it disappeared.
Bloody Mary cocktail,
With herbs and spices,
A little vodka for over kill.
I can feel the hydration,
From salty water.
I can feel the temptation,
Of the beer.
Buy me a salt lick rock,
And endless Shiner Bocks, ...
#science
63 reads
8 Comments
Friendship For Dummies
Have you ever had a gun in your face,
And saw your friends freeze?
The reason there's a gun in your face,
Is because your friend doesn't tell you things
Why did he bring a gun?
Because he was angry, for a moment?
He's way too nice.
Why did he leave my window open?
To get the gun?
He was way too high.
Why did he apologize?
He didn't try to jump infront of the gun.
Why did he try to act like,
He was actually my friend?
Or are friends just jokes?
Is that why we laugh so much?
Cuz when there's a gun...
And saw your friends freeze?
The reason there's a gun in your face,
Is because your friend doesn't tell you things
Why did he bring a gun?
Because he was angry, for a moment?
He's way too nice.
Why did he leave my window open?
To get the gun?
He was way too high.
Why did he apologize?
He didn't try to jump infront of the gun.
Why did he try to act like,
He was actually my friend?
Or are friends just jokes?
Is that why we laugh so much?
Cuz when there's a gun...
#funny
64 reads
6 Comments
Fun Times
Once upon a time,
Some guy stalked me everyday at school, and after school.
He'd always clean for me and give me massages.
He asked me out all the time.
I always said no.
And laughed.
Then he found someone else, and stalked her.
And I found a new stalker.
He saved me from the rapists.
He gave me everything for free,
Including my friends.
But he was a drug dealer.
And he got caught finally lol.
And then he disappeared.
So I keep getting new stalkers,
And they keep doing nice things.
Especially my...
Some guy stalked me everyday at school, and after school.
He'd always clean for me and give me massages.
He asked me out all the time.
I always said no.
And laughed.
Then he found someone else, and stalked her.
And I found a new stalker.
He saved me from the rapists.
He gave me everything for free,
Including my friends.
But he was a drug dealer.
And he got caught finally lol.
And then he disappeared.
So I keep getting new stalkers,
And they keep doing nice things.
Especially my...
#funny
55 reads
4 Comments
Everywhere I Go
If i look, I find you.
You think i can't see you,
But I'm blinded by you.
You speak to me,
And I confide in you.
Things you probably,
Already knew.
I open my heart,
But you zip away.
Those homing missiles,
Don't intimidate me.
I'm blinded by you,
Thats all I see.
Someone I trust.
Someone i need
You think i can't see you,
But I'm blinded by you.
You speak to me,
And I confide in you.
Things you probably,
Already knew.
I open my heart,
But you zip away.
Those homing missiles,
Don't intimidate me.
I'm blinded by you,
Thats all I see.
Someone I trust.
Someone i need
#romantic
151 reads
6 Comments
Feminism
When you allow an entire team of guys,
To manipulate you,
Into harassing another female.
And you wonder why she laughs at you,
And won't be your friend,
Or friends with the people,
You call friends,
Who clearly aren't your friends.
You were just too stupid to notice.
It's nice to see you,
Finally get what's coming to you.
I'm sure your "friends"
Are so upset,
They spend more time with me now. Lol
To manipulate you,
Into harassing another female.
And you wonder why she laughs at you,
And won't be your friend,
Or friends with the people,
You call friends,
Who clearly aren't your friends.
You were just too stupid to notice.
It's nice to see you,
Finally get what's coming to you.
I'm sure your "friends"
Are so upset,
They spend more time with me now. Lol
#funny
63 reads
5 Comments
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