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He flushed himself to death
A homeless man in New York found a manhole in Brooklyn that was just out of the way enough to offer him some privacy, so he routinely used it as a toilet. One day he lost his balance and was found dead at the bottom of the sewer. Draws down, face up.
Published 4th May 2024
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4th May 2024 3:14pm
Another important lesson. Make sure to keep a wide stance when popping a squat. You're on a roll today my dude!
4th May 2024 3:20pm
These are very old short stories I would write. About 20-25 years ago! I kept them all, which are in a notebook. Except for some word changes and spelling issues, there all authentic. Have about 50-75 of them.
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4th May 2024 3:28pm
I fell through a manhole once on East 88th Street
Only fell about 3 feet
Thought about suing the city but all that happened was a scraped knee and ripped my jeans
Lawyer said it would take 10 years to go to trial
So I said fuck it
Today with social media it could have been worth millions
Time and Space
A man will do anything to take a shit in peace and alas he rested in peace hopefully
Good write
Only fell about 3 feet
Thought about suing the city but all that happened was a scraped knee and ripped my jeans
Lawyer said it would take 10 years to go to trial
So I said fuck it
Today with social media it could have been worth millions
Time and Space
A man will do anything to take a shit in peace and alas he rested in peace hopefully
Good write
4th May 2024 4:44pm
No shit?! Good thing it was just minor bumps & bruises.
Today everyone would be filming and it would be worth millions. So true.
Thanks for reading man. Appreciate you.
Today everyone would be filming and it would be worth millions. So true.
Thanks for reading man. Appreciate you.
4th May 2024 7:38pm
Oh my. Lol. The title made me laugh.
That is an absurd way to die, lol.
You keep it interesting.
That is an absurd way to die, lol.
You keep it interesting.
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