Tice Nits

 
 
This just be the tip
Of my small little trip
I’m tryin’ to get a grip of the situation before the tongue gives you the slip
Though I play too much
It’s not too out of touch
But yeah, you read it right because with the way I try to write I like to it rip
 
Let me spit some quips
 
Would PeTA ever let me join their org if they know I beat the pussy up?
If they’d bear witness to how I drink honey like a smoothie from a juicy cup
Gettin’ it all loosey goosey until I’m ready to make that coochie nut
I’m goofy and a bit batty but I bet they’d like my version of the movie UP
 
She said a what?
I’m not a slut
It’s nothing but
Fun puns and smut
 
I know my poetry can sometimes come across as a little porny
I swear I do declare I’m not here to try to make anyone horny
Instead I get your attention with tice nits that you say so sorely
But I’m the kind of poet to make you laugh ‘cause me so corny
 
I lol you long time
With a whole bunch of lines
Rhyme after rhyme
Though I’m a bit asinine
 
I like to grab my dictionary and look for vocabulary that caresses the ear
Ramming bulging definitions and indulging in the way they appear
Slamming pulsing compositions for divulging to sound so cavalier
Then busting innuendos all over faces like a modern pervy Shakespeare
 
Tice Nits  
You still can’t say it huh