I have a B.A. (Bad Ass) degree I have an M.A. (Mad As Hell) degree And I have a Ph.D. (Phuck De World) degree All I need now is some post graduate work to do With my AR-15 And my education will be complete.
There they are A squabbling bunch of fatuous imbeciles Squabbling while the country is on hold And forgetting that they have been elected To serve the people and defend the Constituiton Not there to kneel in front of their MAGA god.
A dark and wintry night Not a soul in sight Except for a few spooky figures On the front lawn coming to life Moving towards the darkness of the house The house dark except for a single candle light The cheap recourse from the old fart
They love to roam in at times and give the old bat a scare More so on this special night More than a scare Armed to the teeth with their garden tools
Enough of insults and unpaid wages from this real scrooge The right omen was there, agreeing with their goal and their mood The moment...