I cut a BIG FART in CVS this morning while buying a gift card

Thanks for a good laugh.  I hope you can kick this writer's block right in dick.  The art reminds me of when a ceiling is leaking and those square tiles get all gross looking.. I certainly hope your underwear didn't look like this when you got home, Lmao.
 
LJ

Farts are good for destroying lots of stuff, like first date impressions….

Happy you got a laugh LJ

THX

Shame shame shame...........or not.

It was ……. LOUD

It's a good thing I like you and your Art

If you nominated it for Poem of the Month - March, I’d probably have a good shot at winning…

LOL duplicate comment even asked me twice.
No ❤️

I'll take the gift card tho

Maybe Betty will nominate me ...

Sorry, its not your birthday

Harsh!!!!  I am a Leo with the creativity of a Pisces. Double barrels.   Besides.  Everyday is my birthday!  Cake and Ice Cream!  (Do really like the art though) 🙂

You are cute with a wonderful smile ...

Ty. Happy looks good on me.  
But you know shit  😊

Edit. This is my last comment on here!!!!!
3 in Walmart next?

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It was only one fart

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THANK YOU for the smile this morning. And your painting is oddly perfect for this piece.
Loved this.

I think I looked through 1800 of my images to find the perfect fart visual.  Had to have that gaseous feel to it.

Thanks Mary !!

Not sure why, but " I think she was jealous " made me laugh.

My friend Robert has a similar story, from his teen years. He was in a Walgreens, in a separate aisle from his mom. He accidentally cut a high decibel fart and was so embarrassed he left the store. When his mom came out she informed him that it was too bad he'd left because someone farted really loud and it was hilarious.

Thats a great story.
It's always possible to try and stuff a fart back up the pipe but the high prices CVS charges for merchandise, I thought they deserved some of my output.  
Makes a good story too.

Thx Pink

What's life if the mayor can't have a little blowout every now and then?
The artwork is stunning.

The woman who worked there was surely jealous.
As we all know women don’t fart.  At least loudly in big box store chains.  I know what you’re going to say OH.  It’s probably funnier than what I wrote.
Go on, let it rip !!

Humor is everything in our jaded lives ….

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🤔, let me see.... well there's more room out than in. 😁.
By the way, by the colors in your painting, I have to wonder what you've been eating because I see all too clearly 🤣

Good Gravy OH  
Let’s see  
Last night was pasta and chicken and broccoli.  
Not so bad.  
Raspberry sorbet for dessert.  
Possibly we should back track to Thursday night.  
Fortunately can’t remember !!

You've made a Welshman laugh out loud. Always had a peculiar impression of US malls and this has er...clouded my view. There was a boy at school we called Follow, as the poor lad always followed through after an anus burp. Went on to become an accountant or something, which probably adds up. Dog's farts are bad. Really bad.

Impressive artwork again PS.

Well I try to keep levity in our soiled lives here in the Underground.  If it were a made up story it would be funny but as a real life 8 of 10 fart exit it was truly impressive.  I thought it deserved a poem for clarity and crispness.  Odor free too, as far as I know.  My last fog lived till 16 1/2, she was the Queen of canine seepage.
My new hound is still a youngster so it remains to be seen or smelled !!

Great comment Rob

Thx

You would have been proud Cara, this fart had NYC attitude !!

We have a language all our own.
Words or otherwise ....

Your words made me chuckle.
Your minimal piece is very calming.
regards
James

I do my best.
Work with what I have?
A fun one to write, happened just this morning.  Store still closed.  Airing it out takes time ..

Well not sure about that but store still closed while Hazmat team does it's job.  Could be days. I'm monitoring from my perch eating a bean and cheese burrito.  Future tasks ..

Heh. Catching people off guard with farts is classic.

Dreamy art.

Love.

Xx

I was hoping you would, see this one E.You always appreciated my twisted way of doing things and humor of course.  I think the painting compliments well too.  
Somethings burning 🔥 ....

Xx

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Bravo!! 👏👏👏👏
That's what I would have said if I was the lady in the store. She was surely impressed. At your audacity, if not the actual output.

I've dropped some horrendous bombs, usually in clothing stores for some reason. Silent but deadly. Then I have to move away and pretend to be interested in something on another rack....

Perfect fart art!!
❤️k

Everyone has a fart story.
Gotta be brave enough to confess.
World needs more fart stories.
We could collaborate..

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I don't trust anyone who claims they don't fart. Bring on the gaseous stories!
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Farts keep relationships together.
Share the glory
Share the embarrassment
Say it loud
With your ass
Walgreens next ...

Maybe I'll drop one in church tomorrow. Rattle it off the piano bench.

Praise the lord 🙌

10 hail Karlas

BIG LIKE

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No SBD'S in Church, gotta be LOUD and WET.
I call those farts FLAPPERS 🤣

Art is dead.  

I'm calling it.  

Art is OFFICIALLY DEAD.  

I secretly laughed.  

Listen PS... it's like this... it's only March 11, and I only have one nomination left for poem of the month. This is absolutely deserving.

I wasted. I mean used. My last nomination on this. You'd better win.  

If I don't win there's something terribly wrong with the process.  I mean who else would have the balls to post something like this ?
Present company included, excluded, excommunicated...what fucking ever
You have balls Betty, Girl balls, called chutzpah no matter how you slice it or dice it.

I'm humbled, I'm honored

I thank you from the bottom of my jaded heart ❤

you are terrible dearest Poet
I mean really I knew you would get a million comments for this
because real and we all fart we like to pretend we don't but we do
you're so bad and I love it ❤️

Don't ruin the myth Brenda.
Women don't fart, do they ?
And if they do they are petite facts, right ?

WRONG, everyone does fart and providing they don't contain a methane burst they are pretty funny, especially when they are blasted in quiet places.  Like in a movie theater during a moment of pathos.

I have spoken and I thank you Brenda.

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You should ask that woman into the back stockroom or a private place and fucked her and gave her orgasmic bliss over and over again.  Keep on writing.

I wonder if she would give me a chocolate bunny if I gave her orgasmic bliss ?  They have a lot of them there now for Easter.

Thank you for your commentary on my poem.  I think I'm pretty well known on DUP to be direct in my everyday approach to life and this was no exception.  That said, the "fart" is basically the elephant in the room subject.  A fart can be just a bodily emission and harmless or depending where it's delivered funny or tragic.  I don't believe cutting a loud fart at say a quiet moment at a Broadway show to be anything but tragically embarrassing.  But in quiet aisle at CVS 7am, well I see some humor in that.  It's not something I do on an  everyday basis in public but in this case it just had to emit so thinking the store empty I delivered.  
I think the wonder of DUP is the chance to write humor and have such a fun experience with the comments I received.  Men always think women don't fart.  We see them or higher decorum and better manners but the truth is EVERYONE FARTS, so I went for the humor aspect...

I appreciate your comment, humor is perhaps what's missing in many cases so providing  some levity was my main objective with this write.  

Thanks !!

I hope you didn't follow through! But... good for you for letting rip. Sometimes I fart because it reflects the way I feel society is going at that moment.

My farts are generally based on what I had for dinner the night before.  My diet is pretty healthy so lots of fruit and fiber items can cause disturbances in the lower chamber.
I'm noting your fart tendencies on your chart Billy

Thx for the visit

One of those strange moments of magic that happens unexpectedly in our life.


hugs,
buddhakitty.

I had a really good time with all the fun comments on this 0ne.  Humor bk.
Farts are funny !!!

I’m not surprised about the loud RIP

I’m not surprised you were proud of it

I’m not surprised you wrote about it

At least it wasn’t a juicy one, lol
(Next write: Splatter at Walmart on aisle 9!)

I am surprised… a CVS gift card!?!?#%?

At least an Amazon gift card!! Come on!

Here are some pretty aromatic spring flowers

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You know me
If I'm gonna do something, it's gonna make a splash and a crash !
Hey, say it loud !!
Actually the gift card was for ebay.  I'd never buy a CVS gift card.  Everything in there is 30 percent higher than everywhere else.  Only use store if desperate.  Nice woman works there though and I'll bet she's still thinking about that fart, hoping I'll come back and blast another....

Happy pre-Spring NG
Sunshine 🌞 is just around the bend !

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Oh…
And Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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If I had your long locks I'd dye it GREEN for the weekend.  Celebrate in grand style.
In lieu of that.  Maybe some green beans and a double workout  💚

Oh definitely! 🍀 Love that idea!
I’ll put some green sparkles in my hair and a shamrock on my cheek!

You go with the green beans and workouts.
(all bean types permitted)
Post report on Monday. It will be added to your file. Yes, you have a file also. It’s kept in a steel drawer, locked 🔐 Gloves worn at all times.

Wow, my file must be long.
Like really long.
Have you been taking notes 📝?
Don't answer that
I plead the 5th
Secret bean confessional.  I like black, red and baked beans the best  !
Black beans, farts in public places, hmmm
My file just got longer I guess 🙃

Oh the adventures of passing gas out in public, the new frontier of social experiments and stranger reactions.
Loved the colors on this one.
BIG LIKE

It's a week later and the lone employee is still talking about my output.  I'll bet she wishes I'd cut another one.  Talk of the town I am.  Hey fame is fame, grab it or make it
I say !

Thanks Wally