I want to watch you take a shit

I can do you, one better-- YOU take the shit and I can show it to you under the microscope in the lab.  💩😁

I knew I could count on you ML.
Maybe we could put it up on the Jumbotron TV.
Fodder for Thanksgiving get togethers.
Probably after dessert would be the kindly thing to do.

Thanks !!
🔜💩

hello dearest Poet very personal
I read magazines during
usually gossip mags...

great expression ❤️

Noted on your chart Brenda
Personally I call the experience "Road Work", not sure why, for some reason that expression amuses me !

Thx for having the courage to comment.  😍

I nearly choked on my orange slice.

Dead 💀

Lmao. Classic PoetSpeak 🖤
Xx

Yo  E ......

DON'T CHOKE, THEN YOU WOULD MISS MY NEXT CLASSIC OFFENSIVE OFFERING !!!

Great to see you.  Was wondering where your ass was ?  No pun

🤠❤💯

I like a man who takes work and shitting with serious aplomb.

Translation: aplomb for the bomb !!

Precision Thanks

Hoi hoi
I’ve been a volunteer at the old people’s home, so if you think you can scare me, think again.
I like the art work as well.
In fact, I have enough balls to tick the ‘like this poem’ button. For lack of a ‘loVe this poem’ one.
Thank you for bringing a silly grin on my face.
Kind regards, Gus

I aim to please with my warped sense of humor ...
This is the underground and I take the privilege seriously

Thx Gus

I read your poems while I shit. 😁

I have to collect some of my shit for a research study this week (don't ask, there's a lot of weird stuff in our freezer). Would you like me to send you a nugget?

Good job keeping it dirty.
❤️k

That gives me a lot to think about k
No thanks on the sample nugget
I've got plenty of my own unless of course yours is gift wrapped ....

I do my best to offend

X

My sh$t smells like roses damnit.
You can cook with it, paint with it, eat it, whatever...
Totally versatile... Nothing more personal than taking your shit PS. lol
Oh God! this is so wrong...
Nobody talks about it for a reason. lol
So dirty.. Phone stays put...
Mental health, yeah... definitely a good theme there. :p
You should contemplate that next time... * nevermind, disgusted look * ugh!
And do it anyway... lol

Nobody here has balls to take on GNARLING ( my word for dumping )
You however will need to be my new assistant at the Cafe I'm opening. Don't ask, don't tell what's on the menu.  It NYC, charge people enough money and you can serve them shit and they will love you for it.  It's the underground, anything goes, daily too  !!

You're hired

You 'may' be taking things a little too far this time but that's just my personal opinion. Not sure it would turn me on but you never know. 😊

I push the envelope and sometimes it pushes back.  
I didn’t think anyone would comment on this piece of abstract filth but to my surprise we all had a fun time with it.  It’s not so much a turn on as it is observation to peoples habits doing the deed.

Thx for your comment Billy !!

Omg, I can’t stop laughing! I needed this, thanks!

Just call me Captain Dirt ….

Watching a woman shit is a turn on.  Keep on writing.

The stinkier the better, right ?

Yes.  After that you can have a great bathroom fuck.

I’m a back door man …

Anal sex is hot.

Happy Meal

I'm so jealous. You got ML to comment on a poem about shit haha. Top DUP moment 😁

I know !!

Frigging amazing, she digs me.  

Never expected any comments but this Thang rocked.

Thx Mister

DevilsChild , Dude, I've worked with shit, for almost 36 years now..... you have no idea, how the sense of humor gets warped, being a lab tech


💩😄

Haha. Never knew that about you. Well many things can be learned/used from shit. Much respect for doing such a job.

Maybe we should Collaborate on my  next Shit poem,
SHIT 2 ???

YOU'RE AWESOME ML

Bring it on, you dirty ol' bastard.... 😄💩💩💩💩

Sounds clinical, will wear lab coat when viewing....

Hell yeah!  MLT💞!

No, no, no phone stays at the bathroom sink area OR Imma call ya back.
I am interested in your curiosity 😋

LJ

It's so personal and taboo to write about this so I thought I should...  
It really is a closed door ( no pun ) activity.  Not saying it should be a spectator sport or reality show but people do all sorts of stuff while taking a crap.  Kinda fascinating, don't you think??

"Eating more fruits, veggies and fiber", bringing health awareness through art and pooetry. (Pun intended)

This poem was a hit !
Who would of thought
Who gives a shit !!

Thx Wally

Rap while you crap