Things We All Doo (but rarely express) (or Thoughts On The Throne)

this witty  
little ditty
 
emerged
 
while seated
on the
Open-Faced Throne
 
while moaning and
groaning
 
birthing
enormous steamy brown logs
 
my mind wandered
to this strange
concoction of words
 
this amalgamation
 
this abomination
 
it was starting
while farting
 
fragrant fecal vapors
 
then an inkling
while tinkling
 
amber droplets falling like crystals
into fouled waters
 
i apologize while burping
for rudely usurping
 
your valuable time
 
with this  
shitty little ditty
 
© 2021 Raibeart Bruis