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CIGARETTES
Omg, I'm down to 1/2 a pack!
I'm going to die if I run out!
*grabs keys. goes to the store*
ALCOHOL
Woohoo! Y'all wanna get neked?
I bet I CAN ride that bull!
*tries and face plants. doesn't remember it the next day*
WEED
Dude, what's on t.v.?
Hahaha! That Eddie Murphy is a funny mutha!
*eats potato chips, ice cream, piece of bread*
VALIUM /XANAX
Why did I come in here?
Where did I put my cigarettes?
*stands in doorway looking confused. takes a nap*
METH
I'm going to clean the whole house today!
Did you hear that?
*checks if bedroom door is locked. peeks out of window blinds*
Here's a fun challenge :Keep going with this in the comments. Which ones did I leave out? Go...
Omg, I'm down to 1/2 a pack!
I'm going to die if I run out!
*grabs keys. goes to the store*
ALCOHOL
Woohoo! Y'all wanna get neked?
I bet I CAN ride that bull!
*tries and face plants. doesn't remember it the next day*
WEED
Dude, what's on t.v.?
Hahaha! That Eddie Murphy is a funny mutha!
*eats potato chips, ice cream, piece of bread*
VALIUM /XANAX
Why did I come in here?
Where did I put my cigarettes?
*stands in doorway looking confused. takes a nap*
METH
I'm going to clean the whole house today!
Did you hear that?
*checks if bedroom door is locked. peeks out of window blinds*
Here's a fun challenge :Keep going with this in the comments. Which ones did I leave out? Go...
Published 5th Sep 2018
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5th Sep 2018 6:22pm
Hullo and welcome
This is quirky and relatable. an easy read with a chuckle. plus, in keeping with the title, has some personality weaved into it
good stuff
*hat tip*
This is quirky and relatable. an easy read with a chuckle. plus, in keeping with the title, has some personality weaved into it
good stuff
*hat tip*
5th Sep 2018 6:27pm
5th Sep 2018 6:47pm
5th Sep 2018 6:50pm
I was hoping to encourage readers here to add on, highlighting other addictions. But keeping somewhat light.
5th Sep 2018 6:49pm
SALVIA
::drops bong into hands of sitter::
::mumbles incoherently, starts to roll around::
"Hey, I'm cool now. Oh, another wave coming"
::in mind, becomes one with couch. Terrified and fascinated::
::drops bong into hands of sitter::
::mumbles incoherently, starts to roll around::
"Hey, I'm cool now. Oh, another wave coming"
::in mind, becomes one with couch. Terrified and fascinated::
5th Sep 2018 6:51pm
NITROUS
ha... ha... ha...
My voice... is an octave slower and moving lower... wait...
ha... ha... ha...
ha... ha... ha...
My voice... is an octave slower and moving lower... wait...
ha... ha... ha...
5th Sep 2018 6:53pm
5th Sep 2018 6:52pm
5th Sep 2018 7:05pm
Thanks.
MDMA
Wow, I can't believe how calming this casino environment is!
Are we floating?
*swishes glowstick around*
MDMA
Wow, I can't believe how calming this casino environment is!
Are we floating?
*swishes glowstick around*
LSD
Man, look at this...all those colors...beautiful man...and the meeeeeeaning...I get it now...
Looks in the mirror....oh my god....this is me....and this too...and this too....fuck, this is giving me fear!
Shit...I am amoungst monsters...when is it gonna end....!
I better go hug a tree....but it ends up being my toilet.
*draws collorfull swirly pictures, goes on about the universe, thinks he's got shit figured out*
Man, look at this...all those colors...beautiful man...and the meeeeeeaning...I get it now...
Looks in the mirror....oh my god....this is me....and this too...and this too....fuck, this is giving me fear!
Shit...I am amoungst monsters...when is it gonna end....!
I better go hug a tree....but it ends up being my toilet.
*draws collorfull swirly pictures, goes on about the universe, thinks he's got shit figured out*
Kratom
Ok, I am ready for my workout! No pain...mental clarity, lazer focus...can't get any better. Love all of you guys...feeling good...positivity and enthusiasm. Can you belive it? All this fom a plant...fuck oxicodone....don't ever touch that stuff.
* maybe ex opiate addict, or just someone with cronic pain who wants his normal life back, highly productive*
Ok, I am ready for my workout! No pain...mental clarity, lazer focus...can't get any better. Love all of you guys...feeling good...positivity and enthusiasm. Can you belive it? All this fom a plant...fuck oxicodone....don't ever touch that stuff.
* maybe ex opiate addict, or just someone with cronic pain who wants his normal life back, highly productive*
5th Sep 2018 7:59pm
I've taken Kratom a few times and it put me right to sleep but so do pain pills.
5th Sep 2018 8:38pm
You must have taken a red vein or taken too much. It sedates on higher dosage. Try a white vein next time. Or maybe that is just how you respond. I remember taking pain pills and cleaning house and such. Total upper for me....
5th Sep 2018 9:16pm
5th Sep 2018 10:28pm
I stay away from pharmaceuticals for the most part. One has to be careful....
5th Sep 2018 10:46pm
5th Sep 2018 7:52pm
DMT
Forget LSD...here is the upgrade!
I entered the fuckin jungle....met the aliens...I have seen the code, cracked the matrix.
Never mind I have demons walking through my living room because I pierced the vail and pried open my third eye.
* the wealthy user sits at resort pool in Peru and brags about his experience with the shaman and Aya...enlightenment for the modern yuppie and hip entrepeneur*
Forget LSD...here is the upgrade!
I entered the fuckin jungle....met the aliens...I have seen the code, cracked the matrix.
Never mind I have demons walking through my living room because I pierced the vail and pried open my third eye.
* the wealthy user sits at resort pool in Peru and brags about his experience with the shaman and Aya...enlightenment for the modern yuppie and hip entrepeneur*
5th Sep 2018 8:09pm
COFFEE
My show is on! But there’s that book to read IDEA! Grab the notebook, grab the pen where did I OOH! There’s still more in this cup is that too much? Much too much? Maybe depends oh WAIT! My show is on!!
My show is on! But there’s that book to read IDEA! Grab the notebook, grab the pen where did I OOH! There’s still more in this cup is that too much? Much too much? Maybe depends oh WAIT! My show is on!!
5th Sep 2018 8:11pm
Anonymous
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5th Sep 2018 11:26pm
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5th Sep 2018 11:40pm
That's some bad shit right there. ..I have never and don't plan to..but thanks for adding it to the list and all.
MAGIC MUSHROOMS
Should we eat them straight up or make them into a tea?
We can get high and spiritual at the same time.
* Stares into a lava lamp and becomes convinced that the formations are code from the almighty.*
- This was a funny poem and a fun exercise.
Should we eat them straight up or make them into a tea?
We can get high and spiritual at the same time.
* Stares into a lava lamp and becomes convinced that the formations are code from the almighty.*
- This was a funny poem and a fun exercise.
6th Sep 2018 00:51am
Haven't tried the shrooms but if it's anything like acid I'm out..
*smacks forehead*
I totally forgot about that one.
*smacks forehead*
I totally forgot about that one.
6th Sep 2018 00:54am
ACID
I remember everything from today. It's like dejavu.
It was the last day of my life.
*freaks out thinking I'm going to die. looking around for a way out of the car*
I remember everything from today. It's like dejavu.
It was the last day of my life.
*freaks out thinking I'm going to die. looking around for a way out of the car*
6th Sep 2018 1:15am
I can relate.... on my last trip I thought I would go crazy...
I navigated my ass out of it and never touched it again.
I navigated my ass out of it and never touched it again.
6th Sep 2018 2:13am
Scripture
living in sin, enjoying the pleasures of the flesh,
hit bottom, someone enlightens me on the holy scripture
go to church, realize pleasures are temporary and have no meaning
bible gives depth, meaning and wait who is that "Jesus"
worship begins, internal spirit and soul back to life
I feel a loving spirit now, oh I want this now and forever
What do you mean I can have that, nobody ever told me
There is a God in heaven who loves me...please God forgive me!
living in sin, enjoying the pleasures of the flesh,
hit bottom, someone enlightens me on the holy scripture
go to church, realize pleasures are temporary and have no meaning
bible gives depth, meaning and wait who is that "Jesus"
worship begins, internal spirit and soul back to life
I feel a loving spirit now, oh I want this now and forever
What do you mean I can have that, nobody ever told me
There is a God in heaven who loves me...please God forgive me!
6th Sep 2018 2:40am
Tig, absolutely the best high ever! Thank you! Keep blessing others. Thank you.
7th Sep 2018 11:14pm
5th Oct 2018 4:30am
Caffeine
Took 3 packs RAPID ENERGY while on meth cleaned house did do washing ,shaking of hyperness having O.C.D at the same time
3-4 days later
*I'm so tired that energy thing not called RAPID energy for nothing it really rapes ur energy ima go sleep*
Took 3 packs RAPID ENERGY while on meth cleaned house did do washing ,shaking of hyperness having O.C.D at the same time
3-4 days later
*I'm so tired that energy thing not called RAPID energy for nothing it really rapes ur energy ima go sleep*
5th Oct 2018 4:48am
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