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A Sign Outside The Haiku Erotic Restaurant
Raw female pre-teen
pudenda is best fish dish
in the hole wide world!
Note from candycrier: The sign was confiscated after a few days by the authorities and the restaurant owner questioned and fined five thousand dollars. (I'm accepting donations if you are so moved.) I was just trying to further gourmet tastes, and I thought the play on words in the last line was especially clever. Well, there goes $2,000 for a night with a Miley Cyrus look-alike.
Published 19th May 2014
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Anonymous
19th May 2014 1:53am
Oh, God. The world is falling apart and the authorities are worried about offensive remarks, and may I add (according to the sign) to no one in particular in name?
Sorry to hear about the misfortune, candycrier, but hey, the last line definitely had originality:). . .xo, Devlin.
Sorry to hear about the misfortune, candycrier, but hey, the last line definitely had originality:). . .xo, Devlin.
21st Jul 2014 7:48pm
Sorry for this very late reply to your comment. Have been still fighting this unfair charge. Your sympathies are such that I extend to you a free pass and participation in (if you so desire) our next culinary licentiousness.
