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jokes of january

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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Poetry Contest

its only a few weeks late
example:
After i voted for Bernie,
My wife  could sense that
something wasn't right

Explanation :
In the United States of America , politics is split between the Republicans, also known as the 'Right wing',
And the Democrats, referred to as 'left wing', originating from where the two parties would decide to sit inside the large room where they would sit.
So in America , you will hear expressions such as 'leftist liberal' or ' leaning to the right'. The 'right' is referring to the 'conservative' Replublican party, currently lead by president Donald Trump.  During the primary elections of 2016, Bernie Sanders was a charismatic
Candidate running against Hillary Clinton. Both were trying to be the leader for the 'left wing' democratic candidate for president.
So voting for Bernie meant you are a democratic, or 'leftist', thus the play on words, in the example joke 'wasnt right'


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SatInUGal
Kumar
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WTF is that example?

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rabbitquest
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"get out of my face"
I shouted
During an argument with
my nose

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SatInUGal
Kumar
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Ah, I was overthinking it lol. I'm that dude who needed a joke explained.

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Miss_Sub
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I’d tell you a Brexit joke but I don’t want to risk 52% of the DU getting up and leaving.

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SatInUGal
Kumar
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Miss_Sub said: I’d tell you a Brexit joke but I don’t want to risk 52% of the DU getting up and leaving.

Haha

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real live craigslist ad ..


In need of a decent apt or studio that can work with a deposit would help me out alot I'm a female trying to get in my feet.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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Mommy badger to daddy badger:

Stop badgering me dear!!!

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Miss_Sub
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A Postwoman Calls

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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What a happy tale miss sub
If only there were some visual aids

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rabbitquest
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I tried out Axxa Plumbing,
They were OK,
I haven't tried Axxa Dental,
Yet.

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rabbitquest
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I was riding a yak when I crashed  and fell off.

it was a terrible yakcident.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Bos_grunniens_at_Yundrok_Yumtso_Lake.jpg

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Ely
E.A.Rothwell
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...on retirement... or, how to slow-the-hell-down-and-relax

It took two years of practicing
to get it...That's a fact.

and it wern't easy...not at all
but I will tell you... that...

the thing that helped the very most...
was copying... the cat.
Written by Ely (E.A.Rothwell)
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rabbitquest
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nice one Ely

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what breed of roosters lay eggs?





the Himalayin'  Rooster

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