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jokes of january

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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God felt something went wrong
In the garden of Eden
After looking over
The eve adence

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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To cut down on medical cost
I had my trusted mechanic put some stents in
But I have to admit it
Was a heart wrenching experience.


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wallyroo92
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Elevators

I don't like taking elevators with other people.
So I take the necessary steps to avoid them.

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rabbitquest
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Excellent elevator elocution, Wallyroo92

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David_Macleod
David Macleod
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

21 - one to change the bulb and 20 to set up a support group

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rabbitquest
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Thumbs Up David,
I am trying to follow that one with a punchline "the blond leading the blond'

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rabbitquest
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After my pants leg got caught in my
Bike chain
I started having
Cycle ogical problems.

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David_Macleod
David Macleod
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how many new York cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

A)    21 -  - - - -  5 to intimidate witnesses, 5 to falsify the evidence, 5 to identify a patsy, 5 to lie under oath that the bulb was ok when they left and one to change the bulb

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by the time i threw her a lifeline

sshe had already gone under

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David_Macleod
David Macleod
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how many southern baptist wives does it take to change a lightbulb?

who cares let her cook in the dark

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alcedoathis
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Alex McLeish should take over from Theresa May regarding Brexit? He has already managed to get Scotland out of Europe.
(terrible football joke. wish it wasn't so true! life is hard for us Scots)

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David_Macleod
David Macleod
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How man psychiatrists doe it take to change a light bulb?????

A)    0 - the lightbulb has to be willing to change itself

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Ely
E.A.Rothwell
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In'n'Out

Mrs Skunk had two babies...
their names were In and Out
they loved to play outside
their den...they'd rassle, run and shout

One afternoon, when Out was in...
and In was out...
Mama said that 'twas supper soon...
and she sent Out out...to fetch In

Well...in short order Out was back...
and In was close behind him
Mama, surprised said that was fast...
However did you find him?

Mama it was easy...
said Out to her, aside
You said to trust in Nature...
and In-stinked... he replied.
Written by Ely (E.A.Rothwell)
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Nice one Ely,
it sure beats a skunk
who is out of odor

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Dear, why aren't you wearing your bra to school today?
Mom, my gym teacher said we are having a feel day.

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