Submissions by rabbitquest (Anna Mossity)
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
Today 7:59am
Today 7:59am
Sue My Pond
SPUD MONEY?
YO, SPEND 'UM!.
PUNY DEMOS
DUPE MY SON.
DUP men SOY
MUD POSE, NY
SEND U MY P.O.?
YUM. SEND PO
USE MY POND.
MY PUN DOES
Spy UNDO me
N.Y. DEM. SOUP
DEUS, MOP N.Y.
YO, SPEND 'UM!.
PUNY DEMOS
DUPE MY SON.
DUP men SOY
MUD POSE, NY
SEND U MY P.O.?
YUM. SEND PO
USE MY POND.
MY PUN DOES
Spy UNDO me
N.Y. DEM. SOUP
DEUS, MOP N.Y.
#boyfriend
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SELF POEM
Published
24th Apr 2019 8:15pm
24th Apr 2019 8:15pm
Jicama
My wife Jicama,
Has gone sexually frigid
Valid reasons
Absolutely no time,
Since she started taking
"Online Classes."
I go out to to Garage
working on a
lifelike, interactive robotic doll
I know something is amiss,
When I can see my wife
thru the bedroom Window
watching Korean dramas.
Maybe I am no longer seductive.
"How about a quicky"
my best pickup line.
Can't compete with her
online support group meetings,
conquering the arduous class assignments. ...
Has gone sexually frigid
Valid reasons
Absolutely no time,
Since she started taking
"Online Classes."
I go out to to Garage
working on a
lifelike, interactive robotic doll
I know something is amiss,
When I can see my wife
thru the bedroom Window
watching Korean dramas.
Maybe I am no longer seductive.
"How about a quicky"
my best pickup line.
Can't compete with her
online support group meetings,
conquering the arduous class assignments. ...
#wife
#husband
#boyfriend #girlfriend
#boyfriend #girlfriend
64 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
20th Mar 2019 7:54pm
20th Mar 2019 7:54pm
creme prescription
#universe
#evolution
157 reads
0 Comments
DRUGS POEM
Published
19th Mar 2019 3:45pm
19th Mar 2019 3:45pm
Do Dont Drugs
So the other day I heard a new bell ring in the
drug debate,
It was a voice from the west coast of America,
that bastion of Clean air standards, California.
Well, this time, those very rational people
had an approach to the drug issue that
avoided from the start, a lot of the deaths
caused by Fentanyl, the elephant tranquilizer
where you barely need a piece the size of a grain of salt
to get you your zombie death camp high.
(here is a link showing a pic of a lethal dose of fentanyl
as opposed to heroin: ...
drug debate,
It was a voice from the west coast of America,
that bastion of Clean air standards, California.
Well, this time, those very rational people
had an approach to the drug issue that
avoided from the start, a lot of the deaths
caused by Fentanyl, the elephant tranquilizer
where you barely need a piece the size of a grain of salt
to get you your zombie death camp high.
(here is a link showing a pic of a lethal dose of fentanyl
as opposed to heroin: ...
#drugs
100 reads
2 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
10th Mar 2019 4:55am
10th Mar 2019 4:55am
frigid
my friend asks me do her favour,
fork out francs for feminine finery
first a ferret fur fedora
Then only a frappe from France
will fulfill her fickle fancy
i re-fur fourty frigid ferrets
Find her a french frappe
but i, French frappe in hand,
She furiosly freezes me out
every forlorn furrowed facial frown
is met with fearful frost
for she has found... Fracois,
Who feeds her frappes
from the tips of his fingers
Oh, a fable to fascinate and
flood the feelings of fast friends...
fork out francs for feminine finery
first a ferret fur fedora
Then only a frappe from France
will fulfill her fickle fancy
i re-fur fourty frigid ferrets
Find her a french frappe
but i, French frappe in hand,
She furiosly freezes me out
every forlorn furrowed facial frown
is met with fearful frost
for she has found... Fracois,
Who feeds her frappes
from the tips of his fingers
Oh, a fable to fascinate and
flood the feelings of fast friends...
#FirstLove
74 reads
1 Comment
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
4th Feb 2019 3:52pm
4th Feb 2019 3:52pm
sorry you gotta go
so you have been doing a great job.
but you have offended the lorbogians, and their standards are
very harsh.
even though I had done a lot of great things for the Lorbogians?
Well that is between you and the Lorbogians. Basically, if the Lorbogians
want to chew you up and spit you out, even though you saved their ass,
well we are going to have to go with that.
What about that guy on the opposite team? His guys stood by him 100%???
Well, you see, the rules we play by on OUR team, is to throw anybody under the bus
when they...
but you have offended the lorbogians, and their standards are
very harsh.
even though I had done a lot of great things for the Lorbogians?
Well that is between you and the Lorbogians. Basically, if the Lorbogians
want to chew you up and spit you out, even though you saved their ass,
well we are going to have to go with that.
What about that guy on the opposite team? His guys stood by him 100%???
Well, you see, the rules we play by on OUR team, is to throw anybody under the bus
when they...
#CallToAction
78 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
17th Jan 2019 11:07pm
17th Jan 2019 11:07pm
I am
Anthony
12th Grade,
o toorown School
1/15/19
A Study In Chaos and Order
Humans are curious creatures. They love to compartmentalize, standardize, to understand. But we try to understand the universe by setting it to ‘truths’ and ‘standards’ and ‘axioms’. That’s not to discount scientific discovery or facts; however our system of thinking is hyperfocused on whether it meets our expectations or preconceived notions of what things should be like. Take, for example, the outdated nuclear family model. A mother stays at home, the children, a boy and girl, and a...
12th Grade,
o toorown School
1/15/19
A Study In Chaos and Order
Humans are curious creatures. They love to compartmentalize, standardize, to understand. But we try to understand the universe by setting it to ‘truths’ and ‘standards’ and ‘axioms’. That’s not to discount scientific discovery or facts; however our system of thinking is hyperfocused on whether it meets our expectations or preconceived notions of what things should be like. Take, for example, the outdated nuclear family model. A mother stays at home, the children, a boy and girl, and a...
#dystopian
77 reads
3 Comments
FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
7th Jan 2019 3:11am
7th Jan 2019 3:11am
Morality Checkers
In making his move,
James placed the ripped yogurt
on top of the
self checkout machine.
James
accidentally tore the
aluminum foil top
by carelessly tossing
a cucumber atop it.
He didn't want to
pay for it, understandably,
but James didn't want it to
go to waste, plus, it would be more messy
work for the lady attending
the self checkout stations,
whom he had made eye contact
already, several times, in his
nervousness about what he
was planning to do. ...
James placed the ripped yogurt
on top of the
self checkout machine.
James
accidentally tore the
aluminum foil top
by carelessly tossing
a cucumber atop it.
He didn't want to
pay for it, understandably,
but James didn't want it to
go to waste, plus, it would be more messy
work for the lady attending
the self checkout stations,
whom he had made eye contact
already, several times, in his
nervousness about what he
was planning to do. ...
#spiritual
108 reads
2 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
25th Dec 2018 7:18am
25th Dec 2018 7:18am
something does not seem quite right. can u kelp?
the sun shines brite
on my exposed man-spud
its those dsm-5 radicals that
get into your tuna salad and
that REALLY, drives me up the
meandering hills with fluffy blossoms
telling you that you're gonna get laid anytime now, in fact my best bargain currently stands at "no jacking off for thirty days and you WILL get some action, and
so i says, i'll go with that,
then i have to reset the count and
its been that ways for the last eighteen years ever since i laid those two girls in one 48 hour period but what of it?
no prize matters ...
on my exposed man-spud
its those dsm-5 radicals that
get into your tuna salad and
that REALLY, drives me up the
meandering hills with fluffy blossoms
telling you that you're gonna get laid anytime now, in fact my best bargain currently stands at "no jacking off for thirty days and you WILL get some action, and
so i says, i'll go with that,
then i have to reset the count and
its been that ways for the last eighteen years ever since i laid those two girls in one 48 hour period but what of it?
no prize matters ...
#lover
94 reads
3 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
4th Dec 2018 3:12pm
4th Dec 2018 3:12pm
Wild Tess Wild Tess
wild Tess wild Tess !
You and I must mess
In luxxO-motive
Madd backseat undress
Honk all you want
Parked hearts stay Zonked
But mine - loose 'n Free
Zero to Sixty in 3.3
Hot Hawthorne Cruisin' Night
Chargin' Station Beacon LIght
Might you supercharge with me
bask in elec-Tesla-tee !
...
You and I must mess
In luxxO-motive
Madd backseat undress
Honk all you want
Parked hearts stay Zonked
But mine - loose 'n Free
Zero to Sixty in 3.3
Hot Hawthorne Cruisin' Night
Chargin' Station Beacon LIght
Might you supercharge with me
bask in elec-Tesla-tee !
...
#love
108 reads
2 Comments
LOVE POEM
Published
3rd Dec 2018 2:38pm
3rd Dec 2018 2:38pm
Make Hay Make Hay
Competition NON-ENTRY
Make Hay Make Hay
Ripe passions play
Sultry Sea Tempest
Firey breasts repast
After storms thunder
A babys slumber
Floating Stars we
Moored hearts free
&emilydickenson
Make Hay Make Hay
Ripe passions play
Sultry Sea Tempest
Firey breasts repast
After storms thunder
A babys slumber
Floating Stars we
Moored hearts free
&emilydickenson
#lover
143 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
26th Nov 2018 8:09pm
26th Nov 2018 8:09pm
Damsel in Distress
My dear Strumpkin,
My dearest friend, I must tell you what has happened to me.
I had chanced upon an abandoned road where there was an embankment of earth along the side, about eight feet high.
On this darkened unknown alley there were several sundry women who I found with their head and arms trapped in the bank of soil. The remainder of their bodies appeared rather voluptuosly for the taking, in fact writhing to the rythms of fornication.
I indeed did want sorely to take one or more between my loins, as the women themselves, through some mysterious...
My dearest friend, I must tell you what has happened to me.
I had chanced upon an abandoned road where there was an embankment of earth along the side, about eight feet high.
On this darkened unknown alley there were several sundry women who I found with their head and arms trapped in the bank of soil. The remainder of their bodies appeared rather voluptuosly for the taking, in fact writhing to the rythms of fornication.
I indeed did want sorely to take one or more between my loins, as the women themselves, through some mysterious...
#lover
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