Submissions by rabbitquest
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
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SPIRITUAL POEM
Published
11th Mar 2021 7:14pm
11th Mar 2021 7:14pm
The goat solution
Is the goat problem right for me?
A lot of people ask that question.
should I let the wonders and the mystery
be found through understanding
of the goat problem?
If you wanted to give "yes" a try, then by all means,
continue reading.
First google the Monty Hall problem,
to get you up to speed.
So in Monty Hall's question,
He has these three doors,
door number one,
or door number two,
or door number three,
there is ONE prize.
The other two have goats.
So, after you pick, ...
A lot of people ask that question.
should I let the wonders and the mystery
be found through understanding
of the goat problem?
If you wanted to give "yes" a try, then by all means,
continue reading.
First google the Monty Hall problem,
to get you up to speed.
So in Monty Hall's question,
He has these three doors,
door number one,
or door number two,
or door number three,
there is ONE prize.
The other two have goats.
So, after you pick, ...
#earth
#fire
#water
41 reads
2 Comments
FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
18th Feb 2021 8:26pm
18th Feb 2021 8:26pm
AOC and the windmill in me
AOC is directly responsible for the tradgedy unfulding in Texas.
Ted Cruz, as a matter of survival
was forced to travel to Cancun
to escape the life threatening cold.
He told his constituantes to shelter in place.
This can be forgiven, as if he had told them
to flee the cold, there would not have been
enough airplain seats for his own family.
The survival instinct is very strong,
and a natural part of ALL of us.
AOC and her crew have blatently gone a
round promoting the Green New deal,
telling everybody to...
Ted Cruz, as a matter of survival
was forced to travel to Cancun
to escape the life threatening cold.
He told his constituantes to shelter in place.
This can be forgiven, as if he had told them
to flee the cold, there would not have been
enough airplain seats for his own family.
The survival instinct is very strong,
and a natural part of ALL of us.
AOC and her crew have blatently gone a
round promoting the Green New deal,
telling everybody to...
#politics
46 reads
4 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
16th Dec 2020 7:45pm
16th Dec 2020 7:45pm
Where u been
Where u been, Anna grin
Not reading u, it's a sin
Does your words fall from the sky
No they don't the words run dry
Are you hiding under a bush
Wet earth sharp sticks sore tush
I am telling you straight away
Come back soon, have good day
Not reading u, it's a sin
Does your words fall from the sky
No they don't the words run dry
Are you hiding under a bush
Wet earth sharp sticks sore tush
I am telling you straight away
Come back soon, have good day
#humankind
75 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
9th Dec 2020 5:14pm
9th Dec 2020 5:14pm
Never Startle a woman while Sewing
Never Startle a woman during Sewing
#FallingInLove
73 reads
2 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
4th Dec 2020 7:48pm
4th Dec 2020 7:48pm
signature req'd
Yearsa go
I googled an old girlfriend
Some record pooped up,
A marriage license.
Oh well, I was glad enough.
A few months ago, I googled again
Sveltegina lives in Mayhapsville
Only 7 hours drive away.
No husband?
No kids?
I debated driving over
Knocking on her door
But after a few months
The raging internal debate
Subsided
I come home Monday a frenzied day
A FedEx sticker on the door
Signature required.
I wasn't expecting a package.
Tracking number says 0.2 Lb, 8x10x6... ...
I googled an old girlfriend
Some record pooped up,
A marriage license.
Oh well, I was glad enough.
A few months ago, I googled again
Sveltegina lives in Mayhapsville
Only 7 hours drive away.
No husband?
No kids?
I debated driving over
Knocking on her door
But after a few months
The raging internal debate
Subsided
I come home Monday a frenzied day
A FedEx sticker on the door
Signature required.
I wasn't expecting a package.
Tracking number says 0.2 Lb, 8x10x6... ...
#love
#lover
65 reads
1 Comment
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
4th Dec 2020 5:52pm
4th Dec 2020 5:52pm
No vacancy
After giving me that vacant stare
I knew that she had already moved out.
I knew that she had already moved out.
#boyfriend
65 reads
1 Comment
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
1st Dec 2020 7:28pm
1st Dec 2020 7:28pm
Testify
So, Hey there,
I am a pretty successful guy,
when you look around at all my
properties, and my workers who work for me,
in terms of having houses to rent, swiss bank accounts, for my money up yazoo in terms of businesses, and not to mention all those goats and sheep, and fields and caves.
But I digress.
I keep it straight with my God, which is the key to my success.
Well, it has come time for my boy to get himself a wife,
and the girls in the region I have moved to , makes me long for the
pure innocence of my youth. So...
I am a pretty successful guy,
when you look around at all my
properties, and my workers who work for me,
in terms of having houses to rent, swiss bank accounts, for my money up yazoo in terms of businesses, and not to mention all those goats and sheep, and fields and caves.
But I digress.
I keep it straight with my God, which is the key to my success.
Well, it has come time for my boy to get himself a wife,
and the girls in the region I have moved to , makes me long for the
pure innocence of my youth. So...
#power
58 reads
4 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
24th Nov 2020 9:46am
24th Nov 2020 9:46am
Thanksgiving dinner
I decided not to go to Thanksgiving dinner due to Covid until I found out she was preparing butt or nutt squash
#sex
59 reads
1 Comment
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
5th Nov 2020 10:04pm
5th Nov 2020 10:04pm
Portly Cloudy
I decided to check the forecast.
Fat chance am I going to that weekend obesity camp.
Fat chance am I going to that weekend obesity camp.
#food
62 reads
3 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
2nd Nov 2020 3:56pm
2nd Nov 2020 3:56pm
My dog told me she was out
shopping for some pants.
then was in the back yard
having ruff sex.
then was in the back yard
having ruff sex.
#sex
74 reads
1 Comment
DRUGS POEM
Published
20th Oct 2020 4:06pm
20th Oct 2020 4:06pm
Skin itch cure
Caffeine, in the dose range of 100milligrams, or nicotine in the 4 milligram range may cause pleasure in human adults.
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.
Chewing bugs and grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The...
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.
Chewing bugs and grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The...
#illness
89 reads
2 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
14th Sep 2020 00:35am
14th Sep 2020 00:35am
It was very hard
Asking my doctor
For a viagra prescription
For a viagra prescription
#MentalHealth
97 reads
4 Comments
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