Submissions by rabbitquest
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction 27% off
Where u been
Where u been, Anna grin
Not reading u, it's a sin
Does your words fall from the sky
No they don't the words run dry
Are you hiding under a bush
Wet earth sharp sticks sore tush
I am telling you straight away
Come back soon, have good day
Not reading u, it's a sin
Does your words fall from the sky
No they don't the words run dry
Are you hiding under a bush
Wet earth sharp sticks sore tush
I am telling you straight away
Come back soon, have good day
#humankind
42 reads
2 Comments
Never Startle a woman while Sewing
Never Startle a woman during Sewing
#FallingInLove
33 reads
2 Comments
signature req'd
Yearsa go
I googled an old girlfriend
Some record pooped up,
A marriage license.
Oh well, I was glad enough.
A few months ago, I googled again
Sveltegina lives in Mayhapsville
Only 7 hours drive away.
No husband?
No kids?
I debated driving over
Knocking on her door
But after a few months
The raging internal debate
Subsided
I come home Monday a frenzied day
A FedEx sticker on the door
Signature required.
I wasn't expecting a package.
Tracking number says 0.2 Lb, 8x10x6... ...
I googled an old girlfriend
Some record pooped up,
A marriage license.
Oh well, I was glad enough.
A few months ago, I googled again
Sveltegina lives in Mayhapsville
Only 7 hours drive away.
No husband?
No kids?
I debated driving over
Knocking on her door
But after a few months
The raging internal debate
Subsided
I come home Monday a frenzied day
A FedEx sticker on the door
Signature required.
I wasn't expecting a package.
Tracking number says 0.2 Lb, 8x10x6... ...
#love
#lover
41 reads
1 Comment
No vacancy
After giving me that vacant stare
I knew that she had already moved out.
I knew that she had already moved out.
#boyfriend
35 reads
1 Comment
Testify
So, Hey there,
I am a pretty successful guy,
when you look around at all my
properties, and my workers who work for me,
in terms of having houses to rent, swiss bank accounts, for my money up yazoo in terms of businesses, and not to mention all those goats and sheep, and fields and caves.
But I digress.
I keep it straight with my God, which is the key to my success.
Well, it has come time for my boy to get himself a wife,
and the girls in the region I have moved to , makes me long for the
pure innocence of my youth. So...
I am a pretty successful guy,
when you look around at all my
properties, and my workers who work for me,
in terms of having houses to rent, swiss bank accounts, for my money up yazoo in terms of businesses, and not to mention all those goats and sheep, and fields and caves.
But I digress.
I keep it straight with my God, which is the key to my success.
Well, it has come time for my boy to get himself a wife,
and the girls in the region I have moved to , makes me long for the
pure innocence of my youth. So...
#power
34 reads
4 Comments
Thanksgiving dinner
I decided not to go to Thanksgiving dinner due to Covid until I found out she was preparing butt or nutt squash
#sex
39 reads
1 Comment
Portly Cloudy
I decided to check the forecast.
Fat chance am I going to that weekend obesity camp.
Fat chance am I going to that weekend obesity camp.
#food
40 reads
3 Comments
My dog told me she was out
shopping for some pants.
then was in the back yard
having ruff sex.
then was in the back yard
having ruff sex.
#sex
54 reads
1 Comment
Skin itch cure
Caffeine, in the dose range of 100milligrams, or nicotine in the 4 milligram range may cause pleasure in human adults.
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.
Chewing bugs and grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The...
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.
Chewing bugs and grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The...
#illness
71 reads
2 Comments
It was very hard
Asking my doctor
For a viagra prescription
For a viagra prescription
#MentalHealth
74 reads
4 Comments
Life and Times of Edgar Walbrett
There is nothing
Quite as nice as rice
Pour on the butter
Don't even think twice
Buy the 50 kilo
To get the best price
I need to pee
The restroom is closed
Only Covid knows, I
Had to go in your tea
Met you just yesterday
Now its you? No, it is me.
I have to say
I am old and gray
Quite as nice as rice
Pour on the butter
Don't even think twice
Buy the 50 kilo
To get the best price
I need to pee
The restroom is closed
Only Covid knows, I
Had to go in your tea
Met you just yesterday
Now its you? No, it is me.
I have to say
I am old and gray
#love
62 reads
1 Comment
Time
There is too much time and never enough
Too long and just a day ago
What will I bring to tomorrow
Too long and just a day ago
What will I bring to tomorrow
#healing
62 reads
0 Comments
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