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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
6th Sep 2019 3:16pm
6th Sep 2019 3:16pm
David Mcleod's Word Play group anagram word: DrunkAndIncapable
Cuban drink ban deal
Cuba Banned 'La Drink'
P.D. Lab, dank Inca Rune
Kanda Clan pub diner
Panda - Bar-Dunce link
Urban Lap Dance'n kid
Crap Dunk, Able and In
Neural Band Dick Nap
Cuba Banned 'La Drink'
P.D. Lab, dank Inca Rune
Kanda Clan pub diner
Panda - Bar-Dunce link
Urban Lap Dance'n kid
Crap Dunk, Able and In
Neural Band Dick Nap
#love
29 reads
1 Comment
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
1st Sep 2019 6:09pm
1st Sep 2019 6:09pm
date planning
do not masturbate today,
^ sensitivity 4 Alaina -
Screw that,
I'm super anxious
Date for Alaina:
_____________________
-Salmon, blackened
-Bread
-Asparagus, lemon
____________________
-Massage:
Baby lotion,
take time,
head to toe
---Once done:
Ask what she wants me to do:
cuddle,
make love,
have me just go down on her,
have me go away, etc.
-I'm just not sure of my future right now
^ sensitivity 4 Alaina -
Screw that,
I'm super anxious
Date for Alaina:
_____________________
-Salmon, blackened
-Bread
-Asparagus, lemon
____________________
-Massage:
Baby lotion,
take time,
head to toe
---Once done:
Ask what she wants me to do:
cuddle,
make love,
have me just go down on her,
have me go away, etc.
-I'm just not sure of my future right now
#lover
41 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
27th Aug 2019 8:25pm
27th Aug 2019 8:25pm
stalking counseling
She has had multiple partners.
is that why you are leaving DUP?
No, I got banned.
Tell me how that feels.
It feels liberating. I am tired of this place
How are you still on the site if you were banned?
thats my little secret.
so you seem to be fixated on somebody on the site.
Yeah, I am stalking her.
tell me what that is like.
it is painful and rewarding. deep down, I feel she wants me too.
wants you to....?
She wants me to just get up the courage and...
is that why you are leaving DUP?
No, I got banned.
Tell me how that feels.
It feels liberating. I am tired of this place
How are you still on the site if you were banned?
thats my little secret.
so you seem to be fixated on somebody on the site.
Yeah, I am stalking her.
tell me what that is like.
it is painful and rewarding. deep down, I feel she wants me too.
wants you to....?
She wants me to just get up the courage and...
#courage
46 reads
1 Comment
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
16th Aug 2019 2:08pm
16th Aug 2019 2:08pm
Copywrite Law
No part of this work may be memorized and then read aloud
to a band of parakeets.
No part of this poem may be reproduced unless by poetic sperm donation
No part of this poem may be transcribed unless onto artists fungi,
on the first and third Wednesdays of the month.
No part of this poem may be understood,
if such an occurrance occurs,
reader shall repeat the phrase,
" Ozone Bloggers have big Snoggers",
until the gist of the poem is forgotten.
No part of this poem is permitted to be recited to any audience or...
to a band of parakeets.
No part of this poem may be reproduced unless by poetic sperm donation
No part of this poem may be transcribed unless onto artists fungi,
on the first and third Wednesdays of the month.
No part of this poem may be understood,
if such an occurrance occurs,
reader shall repeat the phrase,
" Ozone Bloggers have big Snoggers",
until the gist of the poem is forgotten.
No part of this poem is permitted to be recited to any audience or...
#God
45 reads
4 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
26th Jul 2019 3:33am
26th Jul 2019 3:33am
Price of Car
So it was $740
A friend called by chance.
I was paying for the car so did not pick up
I went to start it.
I put it in gear and nothing.
It didn't go.
I called my friend back.
He came and he pulled me home with a rope.
The licence fees were $250
A shifter for $100
Those were innocent times.
No the shifter was not the problem.
It was the transmission $332.
A new battery,$40
Fresh oil, filter and transmission fluid, $100
Wires are sticking out thru the rubber on the front tires. $250...
A friend called by chance.
I was paying for the car so did not pick up
I went to start it.
I put it in gear and nothing.
It didn't go.
I called my friend back.
He came and he pulled me home with a rope.
The licence fees were $250
A shifter for $100
Those were innocent times.
No the shifter was not the problem.
It was the transmission $332.
A new battery,$40
Fresh oil, filter and transmission fluid, $100
Wires are sticking out thru the rubber on the front tires. $250...
#luck
44 reads
1 Comment
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
19th Jul 2019 8:45pm
19th Jul 2019 8:45pm
ANAGRAM OF COLD FUSION'S WORD: ADULTERATION
Diana Tut Lore
AT LION RUT DATE
O Tinder Tau Al...
A tad into True L...
Later in D' auto...
A RODENT TAIL, U
LAID UR NEO TAT
Alt-Radio tune:
"Au. Let not raid"
I Radon U Latte
I alter a donut,
It a real donut
On a Teal Turd, I
Adore Luna tit
Rent-a-tail duo.
(DU Latino rate)
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AT LION RUT DATE
O Tinder Tau Al...
A tad into True L...
Later in D' auto...
A RODENT TAIL, U
LAID UR NEO TAT
Alt-Radio tune:
"Au. Let not raid"
I Radon U Latte
I alter a donut,
It a real donut
On a Teal Turd, I
Adore Luna tit
Rent-a-tail duo.
(DU Latino rate)
.
#angels
#aliens
60 reads
2 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
15th Jul 2019 00:29am
15th Jul 2019 00:29am
Eating Out
For an old guy like me,
Eating out is all I need.
When my order's up,
She calls my name.
Eating out is all I need.
When my order's up,
She calls my name.
#ForbiddenLove
69 reads
2 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
26th Jun 2019 7:59am
26th Jun 2019 7:59am
Sue My Pond
SPUD MONEY?
YO, SPEND 'UM!.
PUNY DEMOS
DUPE MY SON.
DUP men SOY
MUD POSE, NY
SEND U MY P.O.?
YUM. SEND PO
USE MY POND.
MY PUN DOES
Spy UNDO me
N.Y. DEM. SOUP
DEUS, MOP N.Y.
YO, SPEND 'UM!.
PUNY DEMOS
DUPE MY SON.
DUP men SOY
MUD POSE, NY
SEND U MY P.O.?
YUM. SEND PO
USE MY POND.
MY PUN DOES
Spy UNDO me
N.Y. DEM. SOUP
DEUS, MOP N.Y.
#boyfriend
57 reads
0 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
24th Apr 2019 8:15pm
24th Apr 2019 8:15pm
Jicama
My wife Jicama,
Has gone sexually frigid
Valid reasons
Absolutely no time,
Since she started taking
"Online Classes."
I go out to to Garage
working on a
lifelike, interactive robotic doll
I know something is amiss,
When I can see my wife
thru the bedroom Window
watching Korean dramas.
Maybe I am no longer seductive.
"How about a quicky"
my best pickup line.
Can't compete with her
online support group meetings,
conquering the arduous class assignments. ...
Has gone sexually frigid
Valid reasons
Absolutely no time,
Since she started taking
"Online Classes."
I go out to to Garage
working on a
lifelike, interactive robotic doll
I know something is amiss,
When I can see my wife
thru the bedroom Window
watching Korean dramas.
Maybe I am no longer seductive.
"How about a quicky"
my best pickup line.
Can't compete with her
online support group meetings,
conquering the arduous class assignments. ...
#wife
#husband
#boyfriend #girlfriend
#boyfriend #girlfriend
88 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
20th Mar 2019 7:54pm
20th Mar 2019 7:54pm
creme prescription
#universe
#evolution
193 reads
0 Comments
DRUGS POEM
Published
19th Mar 2019 3:45pm
19th Mar 2019 3:45pm
Do Dont Drugs
So the other day I heard a new bell ring in the
drug debate,
It was a voice from the west coast of America,
that bastion of Clean air standards, California.
Well, this time, those very rational people
had an approach to the drug issue that
avoided from the start, a lot of the deaths
caused by Fentanyl, the elephant tranquilizer
where you barely need a piece the size of a grain of salt
to get you your zombie death camp high.
(here is a link showing a pic of a lethal dose of fentanyl
as opposed to heroin: ...
drug debate,
It was a voice from the west coast of America,
that bastion of Clean air standards, California.
Well, this time, those very rational people
had an approach to the drug issue that
avoided from the start, a lot of the deaths
caused by Fentanyl, the elephant tranquilizer
where you barely need a piece the size of a grain of salt
to get you your zombie death camp high.
(here is a link showing a pic of a lethal dose of fentanyl
as opposed to heroin: ...
#drugs
159 reads
2 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
10th Mar 2019 4:55am
10th Mar 2019 4:55am
frigid
my friend asks me do her favour,
fork out francs for feminine finery
first a ferret fur fedora
Then only a frappe from France
will fulfill her fickle fancy
i re-fur fourty frigid ferrets
Find her a french frappe
but i, French frappe in hand,
She furiosly freezes me out
every forlorn furrowed facial frown
is met with fearful frost
for she has found... Fracois,
Who feeds her frappes
from the tips of his fingers
Oh, a fable to fascinate and
flood the feelings of fast friends...
fork out francs for feminine finery
first a ferret fur fedora
Then only a frappe from France
will fulfill her fickle fancy
i re-fur fourty frigid ferrets
Find her a french frappe
but i, French frappe in hand,
She furiosly freezes me out
every forlorn furrowed facial frown
is met with fearful frost
for she has found... Fracois,
Who feeds her frappes
from the tips of his fingers
Oh, a fable to fascinate and
flood the feelings of fast friends...
#FirstLove
98 reads
1 Comment
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