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Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
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Alien Speak

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drone
Dangerous Mind
Greece
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Zaffrefraggling
is what our government
speaks
in plain language
we call it bullshit

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David_Macleod
David Macleod
Guardian of Shadows
United Kingdom
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Thank you Madam Lavender and drone - excellent work both of you :-))))))

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David_Macleod
David Macleod
Guardian of Shadows
United Kingdom
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so clever Jade :-)))))

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Miss_Sub
- Missy -
Tyrant of Words
United Kingdom
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Captain Horatio BlowMain’s Earthly Observational Wank Stains

1.

There once was an alien called Dingle
who fancied a girl-lizard called Wingle,
he inseminated her womb
made new life in the gloom
for his brain was in his snooglefingle.

2.

There once was a street chav called Bam
whos parent’s marriage was a bit of a sham,
so he took out his knife
threatened his Dad’s new wife
and filmed it on his blattingimcan.

3.

There was once a girl who fedoodled
and stood with a bonce oh so noodled,
she’d caught her finger in a socket
sat with burnt hair in her pocket
as her date said fuck off and toodled.

4.

There’s nothing like vindeckularity
to be honest it’s quite the calamity,
to be vindictive and odd
in the mind and the bod
is the height of bourgeois peculiarity.

5.

The zaffrefraggling basement inventor
really needed a better building mentor,
he’d built a strange sex doll
with a pleasing protocol
but the fanny was way off centre.

6.

There once was a ginggrabula man
who wanted to be blonde out of a can,
so he dyed his woven locks
but it fell in clumps to his socks
before realising it needed a ban.

7.

Every man on Jeremy Kyle
has been a sploogenessesity for a while,
for they hump and they hump
and then they pump and they dump
before realising dole cash doesn’t buy style.



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David_Macleod
David Macleod
Guardian of Shadows
United Kingdom
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I laiged so hard :-))))) excellent entry Missy

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snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States
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Terradiddle

She wriggled her wiggle
Jiggled and giggled
Tickled my pickle
Then gave me
A nibble
 
Love with an extraterrestrial
By the name of 'Snooglefingle'
Can sure make a guy tingle
Written by snugglebuck
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David_Macleod
David Macleod
Guardian of Shadows
United Kingdom
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LMFAO Snugglebuck thank you so much for this excellent entry :-)))))))

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SatInUGal
Kumar
Dangerous Mind
United States
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ALIEN SPEAK

I give my power
to the little man
in my pants
out of pure
sploogenessesity
Written by SatInUGal (Kumar)
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David_Macleod
David Macleod
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United Kingdom
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LOL excellent SatinUGal

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Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
United States
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This...

Was SUCH a FUN femdishaotic, David!!

Oops!😳 I mean, competition!

And I thank all the good peeps for voting, to give me the honor to win!

I congratulate our Missy for the share for her list of definitions, and to all who participated!

Just in time for Christmas.., Happy Jolly-days, everyone!
~Jadey🎄

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