Poetry competition CLOSED 7th December 2018 2:30pm
WINNER
Matilda (Jusmaryt)
Matilda (Jusmaryt)
RUNNERS-UP:
wallyroo92
and snugglebuck
Joke shelter/Nov2018
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1639
Dangerous Mind
65
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1639
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
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jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 9th Nov 2015
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First Date All Over Again🍟
(Limericks)
One day Joe was eating some fries
When who should he happen to spy,
An ex he once knew
Now mother of two,
And undressed the girl with his eyes.
She noticed and made eye contact
And smiled at him to interact.
Joe started to squirm,
His package was firm,
Was lucky that he could attract.
But suddenly he felt so gay,
Like it was date one of first day.
He smiled at the miss,
Who yearned for a kiss,
And later perhaps a hot lay.
The rest of the meal they would talk,
Forgetting to eat what they'd bought.
They acted like teens,
Their jokes full o' beans,
Then put up a sign "Do Not Knock".
snugglebuck
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Dangerous Mind
65
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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Congrats to Matilda and Wally.
Thanks Clue for sponsoring such a great comp.
Maybe we should do it again with a bawdy theme.
Thanks Clue for sponsoring such a great comp.
Maybe we should do it again with a bawdy theme.
wallyroo92
Forum Posts: 732
Fire of Insight
61
Joined 11th July 2012
Forum Posts: 732
Congratulations Matilda on the win.
Also congrats to Snugglebuck, always an honor to be mentioned with a great writer such as you.
And thank you to our host.
Also congrats to Snugglebuck, always an honor to be mentioned with a great writer such as you.
And thank you to our host.
