Poetry competition CLOSED 7th December 2018 2:30pm
WINNER
Matilda (Jusmaryt)
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RUNNERS-UP: wallyroo92 and snugglebuck

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snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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WHY COULDN'T the DU BOOK WORM CROSS THE ROAD?

WHY COULDN'T the DU BOOK WORM CROSS THE ROAD?
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Jade-Pandora
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First Date All Over Again🍟
(Limericks)

One day Joe was eating some fries
When who should he happen to spy,
An ex he once knew
Now mother of two,
And undressed the girl with his eyes.

She noticed and made eye contact
And smiled at him to interact.
Joe started to squirm,
His package was firm,
Was lucky that he could attract.

But suddenly he felt so gay,
Like it was date one of first day.
He smiled at the miss,
Who yearned for a kiss,
And later perhaps a hot lay.

The rest of the meal they would talk,
Forgetting to eat what they'd bought.
They acted like teens,
Their jokes full o' beans,
Then put up a sign "Do Not Knock".

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snugglebuck
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Congrats to Matilda and Wally.

Thanks Clue for sponsoring such a great comp.

Maybe we should do it again with a bawdy theme.

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wallyroo92
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Congratulations Matilda on the win.
Also congrats to Snugglebuck, always an honor to be mentioned with a great writer such as you.
And thank you to our host.

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