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Fk You lol !
Rew
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Fire of Insight
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Joined 30th Sep 2022 Forum Posts: 554
robert43041
Viking
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Viking
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 30th July 2020 Forum Posts: 918
F**uck!
''The beautiful lesbian angels
Were going at it,
Cunnilingus
On a stratocumulus
...."
???? What the fuck?
And you call yourself a writer'
A poet?
That allows you to write fucking garbage?
You are a sorry fucking excuse
Go back to your fucking seat.
Were going at it,
Cunnilingus
On a stratocumulus
...."
???? What the fuck?
And you call yourself a writer'
A poet?
That allows you to write fucking garbage?
You are a sorry fucking excuse
Go back to your fucking seat.
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(Viking)
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Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1797
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
Wired6 said:
Hi Zazzs,
Hope u well?
I'm not sure if I followed the---"I fucking hate you", vibe?
I said a lot of "fucking" word though!and mentioned pigs-(I was in a, "fucking" funny mood)
Lol. If I'm off the mark,please let me know and I'll unsubmit it.
Take care.
Wired6.
X
Absolutely Wired, you did smashing my dear 👍🏻Have a great day. Thanks for playing Good luck 🍀
Ps I will be judging this competition I don’t like the voting thing ☺️
Hi Zazzs,
Hope u well?
I'm not sure if I followed the---"I fucking hate you", vibe?
I said a lot of "fucking" word though!and mentioned pigs-(I was in a, "fucking" funny mood)
Lol. If I'm off the mark,please let me know and I'll unsubmit it.
Take care.
Wired6.
X
Absolutely Wired, you did smashing my dear 👍🏻Have a great day. Thanks for playing Good luck 🍀
Ps I will be judging this competition I don’t like the voting thing ☺️
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1797
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
24
Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
So I was moving I didn’t have time to come in yesterday, but I came back to find an amazing surprise. I’m glad y’all are enjoying this competition bring your best fuck and bring it on ! but no sexual.
Thank you to everyone who has submitted a poem thus far ☺️I appreciate it and some of the poems are funny as hell, one a bit serious which i like different perspectives well done everyone so far!
Zazz
To answer Olivias question
Please post at least 12 lines
Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1797
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
24
Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
Zazzles, You F'kn Wench
Yeah, fuck you.
You moved to the fucking beach
and left me here, inland, with all the fucking snow.
I'll fuckin' remember this--don't you worry.
I'm still driving-fucking-distance to Wingaersheek
and I'm gonna haul my fucking ass
up there and write "Fuck!" in the sand
outside your fucking window
with a driftwood fuck-stick.
How's them fuckin' apples?
Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.
(You know I'm fucking kidding--
I'm so fucking happy you made it outta the 'Burg!)
Save a fuckin' plot of land for me--
I'll be there when I don't give a flying fuck about my job anymore
or if I win the fucking lottery-- whichever comes first.
Congratulations with all my (jealous) fucking heart--
I fucking love that you made the dream, happen!
💜💜💜
You moved to the fucking beach
and left me here, inland, with all the fucking snow.
I'll fuckin' remember this--don't you worry.
I'm still driving-fucking-distance to Wingaersheek
and I'm gonna haul my fucking ass
up there and write "Fuck!" in the sand
outside your fucking window
with a driftwood fuck-stick.
How's them fuckin' apples?
Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.
(You know I'm fucking kidding--
I'm so fucking happy you made it outta the 'Burg!)
Save a fuckin' plot of land for me--
I'll be there when I don't give a flying fuck about my job anymore
or if I win the fucking lottery-- whichever comes first.
Congratulations with all my (jealous) fucking heart--
I fucking love that you made the dream, happen!
💜💜💜
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MadameLavender said:
Yeah I know you’re just playing around. It’s all good. I thought it was hilarious really! Yeah, I moved in two days ago, It’s amazing here girl ☺️
Yeah I know you’re just playing around. It’s all good. I thought it was hilarious really! Yeah, I moved in two days ago, It’s amazing here girl ☺️
Viddax
Lord Viddax
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Lord Viddax
Guardian of Shadows
32
Joined 10th Oct 2009Forum Posts: 6705
Go Fuck Yourself
Oh for fuck's sake
Its another fuck take
It had to be fucking you to appear again
I've fucking had it up to here with your pain
with your irritating as fuck face,
amongst the fucking rat race.
Just go away and go fuck yourself
I don't give a flying fuck on a shelf
about your bag full of would-be fucks
of fucking procrastination deluxe,
as honestly I fucking can't stand you
news just in: whoop-de-fucking-doo
get over yourself you arrogant fuck
as frankly I don't give two fucks chuck,
about all that your lazy-as-fuck arse won't do
thou art an utter fuck and its sincerely true
as you are quite simply all that I fucking abhor,
I said to the chucklefuck in the mirror with a roar.
Its another fuck take
It had to be fucking you to appear again
I've fucking had it up to here with your pain
with your irritating as fuck face,
amongst the fucking rat race.
Just go away and go fuck yourself
I don't give a flying fuck on a shelf
about your bag full of would-be fucks
of fucking procrastination deluxe,
as honestly I fucking can't stand you
news just in: whoop-de-fucking-doo
get over yourself you arrogant fuck
as frankly I don't give two fucks chuck,
about all that your lazy-as-fuck arse won't do
thou art an utter fuck and its sincerely true
as you are quite simply all that I fucking abhor,
I said to the chucklefuck in the mirror with a roar.
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(Lord Viddax)
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wallyroo92
Forum Posts: 1858
Tyrant of Words
153
Joined 11th July 2012Forum Posts: 1858
F.A.A.F.O. University
Welcome to Fuck Around and Find Out
It’s the best fucking university
If motherfuckers want to fuck around
We got degrees in every fucking diversity
You fucking betrayed my trust
Karma’s will fuck you up until you’re puckery
You fucking played me like a chump
I didn’t know you’re into this kind of fuckery
Your fucktivities will be coming to an end
You won’t know what the fuck is happening
You done fucked up like an imbecile
Be an asshole and you won’t like the fuckening
You fucking suck for being two faced
Try messing with my family you fuckaloo
Fucking coward, be man and grow a pair
You little lying fucking bitch you fuckapoo
That pussy done fucked up your mind
Your fuckfest will end up in hullabaloo
I used to be nice now I’ll be a fucking cunt
So get ready and buck up you fuckaroo
Welcome to Fuck Around and Find Out U.
You fucking bitch ass bitch
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AspergerPoet56
Forum Posts: 1898
Tyrant of Words
33
Joined 4th Dec 2018Forum Posts: 1898
Fcuk Off!!!
this may offend
but fuck off...
dont come expecting
a nice guy
never was
behind brown eyes
lays my darkness
always been there
unlike Putin
i press the self destruct
button all the time
comments are
not required
Fuck Off...
participating
human interaction
friendly chit chat
is a skill
I have not
acquired
my favourite thing
is the awkward
silences
were i'm expected
to know
all the cues
well fuck off
no longer have
the energy anymore
suppose
i should say Fuck Off
and then
you wont
read this
fuck.......
whats the use
but fuck off...
dont come expecting
a nice guy
never was
behind brown eyes
lays my darkness
always been there
unlike Putin
i press the self destruct
button all the time
comments are
not required
Fuck Off...
participating
human interaction
friendly chit chat
is a skill
I have not
acquired
my favourite thing
is the awkward
silences
were i'm expected
to know
all the cues
well fuck off
no longer have
the energy anymore
suppose
i should say Fuck Off
and then
you wont
read this
fuck.......
whats the use
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Zazzles
Broomie
Forum Posts: 1797
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
24
Joined 23rd Nov 2013Forum Posts: 1797
Brilliant entries everyone!
Write ✍️ On!
Write ✍️ On!
Wafflenose
Ellie
Forum Posts: 1212
Ellie
Dangerous Mind
21
Joined 1st Aug 2021Forum Posts: 1212
This is brilliant! I'm fucking pissed off but reading these fucking fucked up poems made me feel a bit better. I don't think I can compete with the fucking brilliance here (Wally and Rew made me howl with laughter, thank fuck!) but of course I'm going to fucking try!
Wafflenose
Ellie
Forum Posts: 1212
Ellie
Dangerous Mind
21
Joined 1st Aug 2021Forum Posts: 1212
Fuck you!
“Fuck you and your poor health,” says the brain unto the body;
“I know you’ve stayed alive thus far, but fuck, you’re feeling shoddy.
You can fuck off with your injuries and chronic lung disease,
Your Covid and your asthma and your cough and fucking wheeze.”
Fuck the senior management, sat on their cushy arses
while the rest of us work round the fucking clock to teach the classes.
We’ll strike over conditions; something has to fucking give –
and God forbid we want to earn enough to fucking live!
Fuck the Tory government, the CEOs and bankers
who earn a fucking fortune while behaving like real wankers.
“We understand that times are tough,” as some have fucking said,
but I doubt they’ve had to choose between being warm or fucking fed.
Fuck you, Royal Family, you pampered unelected.
You cost a fucking fortune and are constantly protected.
It’s time the fucking paedo was ejected from royal life;
and we’re sick of fucking whinging from the ginger and his wife.
Fuck the media outlets who have somehow engineered
the worship of celebrities; now they’re being fucking revered!
Please give some fucking credit to us plebs with skills and brains,
and as I fucking mentioned, pay a fair wage for our pains!
“I know you’ve stayed alive thus far, but fuck, you’re feeling shoddy.
You can fuck off with your injuries and chronic lung disease,
Your Covid and your asthma and your cough and fucking wheeze.”
Fuck the senior management, sat on their cushy arses
while the rest of us work round the fucking clock to teach the classes.
We’ll strike over conditions; something has to fucking give –
and God forbid we want to earn enough to fucking live!
Fuck the Tory government, the CEOs and bankers
who earn a fucking fortune while behaving like real wankers.
“We understand that times are tough,” as some have fucking said,
but I doubt they’ve had to choose between being warm or fucking fed.
Fuck you, Royal Family, you pampered unelected.
You cost a fucking fortune and are constantly protected.
It’s time the fucking paedo was ejected from royal life;
and we’re sick of fucking whinging from the ginger and his wife.
Fuck the media outlets who have somehow engineered
the worship of celebrities; now they’re being fucking revered!
Please give some fucking credit to us plebs with skills and brains,
and as I fucking mentioned, pay a fair wage for our pains!
Written by Wafflenose
(Ellie)
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