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Zazzles, You F'kn Wench
Yeah, fuck you.
You moved to the fucking beach
and left me here, inland, with all the fucking snow.
I'll fuckin' remember this--don't you worry.
I'm still driving-fucking-distance to Wingaersheek
and I'm gonna haul my fucking ass
up there and write "Fuck!" in the sand
outside your fucking window
with a driftwood fuck-stick.
How's them fuckin' apples?
Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.
(You know I'm fucking kidding--
I'm so fucking happy you made it outta the 'Burg!)
Save a fuckin' plot of land for me--
I'll be there when I don't give a flying fuck about my job anymore
or if I win the fucking lottery-- whichever comes first.
Congratulations with all my (jealous) fucking heart--
I fucking love that you made the dream, happen!
💜💜💜
You moved to the fucking beach
and left me here, inland, with all the fucking snow.
I'll fuckin' remember this--don't you worry.
I'm still driving-fucking-distance to Wingaersheek
and I'm gonna haul my fucking ass
up there and write "Fuck!" in the sand
outside your fucking window
with a driftwood fuck-stick.
How's them fuckin' apples?
Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.
(You know I'm fucking kidding--
I'm so fucking happy you made it outta the 'Burg!)
Save a fuckin' plot of land for me--
I'll be there when I don't give a flying fuck about my job anymore
or if I win the fucking lottery-- whichever comes first.
Congratulations with all my (jealous) fucking heart--
I fucking love that you made the dream, happen!
💜💜💜
Published 26th Jan 2023
Author's Note
Written for Zazzles' "Fuck You" comp
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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26th Jan 2023 3:56am
Dear ML,
I was so fucking happy for Z too! Lucky fucking duck! A place on the beach! It doesn’t get any fucking better!! Your write is abso-fucking-lutely awesome! Love it. Fucking love it! H🌷
I was so fucking happy for Z too! Lucky fucking duck! A place on the beach! It doesn’t get any fucking better!! Your write is abso-fucking-lutely awesome! Love it. Fucking love it! H🌷
26th Jan 2023 12:04pm
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3rd Feb 2023 11:20pm
Nice 👌 Ink spill 👏 🤔 4reak down to earth 🌎 and real well expressed honey please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏
