Funny Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#funny
funny seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
missjem56
Poem Published
4th Nov 2024 1:59am
4th Nov 2024 1:59am
Three Months Hard Labour
There is a young bar
on Queens Road
Where many a drink
has now flowed
The 1200 Postcards
were nude
But not particularly
rude
Yet comfortable
within their abode
by Jemia
on Queens Road
Where many a drink
has now flowed
The 1200 Postcards
were nude
But not particularly
rude
Yet comfortable
within their abode
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#LifeAsAWriter #limerick
#LifeAsAWriter #limerick
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Naajir
Poem Published
3rd Nov 2024 1:35am
3rd Nov 2024 1:35am
Hulk Splash
Hulk was not angry
Hulk was just constipated
And a bit gassy
Hulk was just constipated
And a bit gassy
#Fanfiction
#funny
126 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 00:34am
2nd Nov 2024 00:34am
Talking Pigeon
I went to see my doctor
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the...
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
Cheesed Off
Shredder
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
43 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
Twiglet
Little
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
42 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 00:12am
31st Oct 2024 00:12am
No(n)sense?
I sensed an ounce of sense
It cost me fifty pence
Not to be senseless
But this sense was nonsense
So still no sense
And now ive lost my fifty pence
Which is far better
Than losing fifty pens
And have nothing to write with
But still make no sense!
by Jemia
It cost me fifty pence
Not to be senseless
But this sense was nonsense
So still no sense
And now ive lost my fifty pence
Which is far better
Than losing fifty pens
And have nothing to write with
But still make no sense!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
31 reads
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SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
205 reads
8 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2024 10:49pm
29th Oct 2024 10:49pm
Quickies!
Erotic
Haikus
Poetic
equivalent
Wham,
bam,
thank
you
mam!
by Jemia
Haikus
Poetic
equivalent
Wham,
bam,
thank
you
mam!
by Jemia
#funny
#satirical
#sex
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2024 2:36pm
29th Oct 2024 2:36pm
A Profound Clown
Ha
ha,
said
the
clown
Aha,
said
another
that
Thought
himself
profound
by Jemia
ha,
said
the
clown
Aha,
said
another
that
Thought
himself
profound
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
47 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Oct 2024 00:31am
27th Oct 2024 00:31am
A Caper On Paper!
It's
been
a
good
day
For
writing
bad
poetry
Pen,
paper,
caper
by Jemia
been
a
good
day
For
writing
bad
poetry
Pen,
paper,
caper
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
55 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Oct 2024 4:05pm
26th Oct 2024 4:05pm
Blood Wood
I
shall
bite
your
neck
As
i'm
allergic
to
stake!
Fang
you
very
much!
by Jemia
shall
bite
your
neck
As
i'm
allergic
to
stake!
Fang
you
very
much!
by Jemia
#funny
#Halloween
#vampires
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Oct 2024 3:14am
26th Oct 2024 3:14am
Old Flame
Guy
Pheonix
Fawkes
Set
alight
every
year
Comes
back
with
a
bang!
by Jemia
Pheonix
Fawkes
Set
alight
every
year
Comes
back
with
a
bang!
by Jemia
#funny
#rebellion
#satirical
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