Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
wallyroo92
Bumped Today 7:12am
30th Nov 2020 1:13am
30th Nov 2020 1:13am
Darn Auto-Correct Part 3
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#funny
#dirty
567 reads
9 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
Yesterday 9:07pm
Yesterday 9:07pm
The Horny Poet
The
horny
narwhal
Writing
much
erotic
verse
With
octopus
ink
by Jemia
horny
narwhal
Writing
much
erotic
verse
With
octopus
ink
by Jemia
#fish
#funny
#satirical #WritingPoetry
#satirical #WritingPoetry
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0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
Yesterday 4:50pm
Yesterday 4:50pm
Hell yeah!
I literally have deaf people,
That harrass me.
Wearing their little vests.
I'm gonna get me a vest that says,
"I'm A Person Who Doesn't Give A Shit!"
Teehee! :P
That harrass me.
Wearing their little vests.
I'm gonna get me a vest that says,
"I'm A Person Who Doesn't Give A Shit!"
Teehee! :P
#funny
#inspirational
37 reads
1 Comment
wallyroo92
Bumped Yesterday 6:29am
18th Nov 2020 10:35pm
18th Nov 2020 10:35pm
Darn Auto-Correct Part 2
She spread her long logs revealing her most sax
Corny for his tinge she was peeling very saucy
He quickly pet his knows right between her sighs
And that’s when she said “money, enjoy my posse”
So, he dove in with a very Hungary open mouse
Hissing and lacking every single grinch of her kin
Baking her skitter and quitter with pure the light
All the while he tapped like he was going to win
“Kick it like that” she said with steep and heavy breads
Lifting her hops a little bit pushing rite into his phase
And so, his tinge...
Corny for his tinge she was peeling very saucy
He quickly pet his knows right between her sighs
And that’s when she said “money, enjoy my posse”
So, he dove in with a very Hungary open mouse
Hissing and lacking every single grinch of her kin
Baking her skitter and quitter with pure the light
All the while he tapped like he was going to win
“Kick it like that” she said with steep and heavy breads
Lifting her hops a little bit pushing rite into his phase
And so, his tinge...
#lust
#erotic
#funny
#lover
#dirty
692 reads
12 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 2:51pm
5th Apr 2025 2:51pm
I fall in love with Trader Joe Cashiers every Saturday Morning
They ring me up
Ask me what I’m doing for the weekend ?
Act interested in what I say
An act ?
Maybe
I like it though
Suddenly I feel like proposing marriage
Then I wonder if it’s the stuff in my cart
I do buy organic mostly
Women like that I think
Or they think I’m wealthy
I probably need therapy
Ask me what I’m doing for the weekend ?
Act interested in what I say
An act ?
Maybe
I like it though
Suddenly I feel like proposing marriage
Then I wonder if it’s the stuff in my cart
I do buy organic mostly
Women like that I think
Or they think I’m wealthy
I probably need therapy
#confessional
#food
#funny
#relationships
#support
64 reads
11 Comments
wallyroo92
Bumped 5th Apr 2025 6:29am
16th Nov 2020 3:36am
16th Nov 2020 3:36am
Darn Auto-Correct
She ruled his punts down to his rankles
Exposing the biggest direction she’s ever scene
“Oh my!” she exclaimed admiring his Venus
Feeling so yard and looking very mean
Do you like what you see? he said gleefully,
As she admired it with very little talk
Putting her hen on it she said softly
“It’s not the first time I’ve handled a glock”
She bent noun on her Nice getting closer
Starring his palace to be even more heard
She kicked her ships with wonton-mess
Then suddenly dove in without a word
She socked his...
Exposing the biggest direction she’s ever scene
“Oh my!” she exclaimed admiring his Venus
Feeling so yard and looking very mean
Do you like what you see? he said gleefully,
As she admired it with very little talk
Putting her hen on it she said softly
“It’s not the first time I’ve handled a glock”
She bent noun on her Nice getting closer
Starring his palace to be even more heard
She kicked her ships with wonton-mess
Then suddenly dove in without a word
She socked his...
#lust
#erotic
#funny
#lover
#dirty
643 reads
16 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 9:18pm
4th Apr 2025 9:18pm
Lemon Meringue
You say lemon meringue
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
#food
#funny
37 reads
3 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 8:44pm
4th Apr 2025 8:44pm
Lexicographical Interdependence
Day 1: one-syllable words;
Day 2: two-letter words;
Day 3: three-letter words;
Day 4: what could this mean?
Spotting the pattern, said he,
"I'm looking forward to the later rounds...!"
She replied,
"as if I'm going to keep this up for a month!
They take hours, and aren't that good!
Here are my self-imposed criteria;
I urge you to give it a go!"
"Oh," said he,
"you have to do one with 15-letter words,
that's only halfway!"
"Shut up, David!" ...
Day 2: two-letter words;
Day 3: three-letter words;
Day 4: what could this mean?
Spotting the pattern, said he,
"I'm looking forward to the later rounds...!"
She replied,
"as if I'm going to keep this up for a month!
They take hours, and aren't that good!
Here are my self-imposed criteria;
I urge you to give it a go!"
"Oh," said he,
"you have to do one with 15-letter words,
that's only halfway!"
"Shut up, David!" ...
#FeelingLost
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
47 reads
2 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 3:35am
4th Apr 2025 3:35am
So Sue Me!
I missed one deadline
one blasted deadline
on the poetry beat for heaven’s sake
an interview with some up and comer
E.E. something or other
but my Editor showed no mercy
strictly a one strike policy you see
so out the door he kicks my fanny
you’ll never work again in this town sonny
that’s why you’ll find me in this backwater town
just South of beautiful Miami
mixing moonshine mayhem cocktails
for seedy patrons in a seedier bar
If I hadn’t missed my deadline
I could have made it big
a star reporter with the Tribune or...
one blasted deadline
on the poetry beat for heaven’s sake
an interview with some up and comer
E.E. something or other
but my Editor showed no mercy
strictly a one strike policy you see
so out the door he kicks my fanny
you’ll never work again in this town sonny
that’s why you’ll find me in this backwater town
just South of beautiful Miami
mixing moonshine mayhem cocktails
for seedy patrons in a seedier bar
If I hadn’t missed my deadline
I could have made it big
a star reporter with the Tribune or...
#confessional
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
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0 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2025 8:26pm
3rd Apr 2025 8:26pm
III
One day (was May),
men lax for tax
won max; got sax,
but nay, not pay!
Yet now, see how
you try and fly;
all eye the sky—
say "wow!"; ask "how?"
Why did her kid
(yon coy, shy boy)
get foy new toy?
Mum hid his lid!
Fey kit did fit;
gal rap our map.
Big tap, bad zap—
had wit; she hit!
men lax for tax
won max; got sax,
but nay, not pay!
Yet now, see how
you try and fly;
all eye the sky—
say "wow!"; ask "how?"
Why did her kid
(yon coy, shy boy)
get foy new toy?
Mum hid his lid!
Fey kit did fit;
gal rap our map.
Big tap, bad zap—
had wit; she hit!
#funny
#surreal
36 reads
0 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
2nd Apr 2025 2:00pm
2nd Apr 2025 2:00pm
ii
Yo!
Hi!
If it is on, we go in.
Is it on? It IS on!
So, in we go!
Do go on.
Is he up?
Do it—
he is an ex!
Oh.
So be it.
Aw!
An op, OK?
Ya.
OW!
Is Ma or Pa by me?
My Ma. My Pa.
Er, we go to be.
Ha ha ha.
Mm hm...
da de da,
la de da,
ta ti ta!
As mu is of nu,
mi of pi;
ye go by
on an ox.
To go at it
in an ax,
oi, um... sh!
Ho ho ho.
Ah! Am on it.
It is so... EW!
It is by us....
Hi!
If it is on, we go in.
Is it on? It IS on!
So, in we go!
Do go on.
Is he up?
Do it—
he is an ex!
Oh.
So be it.
Aw!
An op, OK?
Ya.
OW!
Is Ma or Pa by me?
My Ma. My Pa.
Er, we go to be.
Ha ha ha.
Mm hm...
da de da,
la de da,
ta ti ta!
As mu is of nu,
mi of pi;
ye go by
on an ox.
To go at it
in an ax,
oi, um... sh!
Ho ho ho.
Ah! Am on it.
It is so... EW!
It is by us....
#funny
#surreal
49 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
1st Apr 2025 3:00pm
1st Apr 2025 3:00pm
Bear, Bare Truths
Just
like
Paddington
I
love
toast,
and
marmalade!
Fur
free
derriere?
by Jemia
like
Paddington
I
love
toast,
and
marmalade!
Fur
free
derriere?
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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