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Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The most important of all this...
To secure a relationship
perfect and good...
Take appropriate precautions and actions
to ensure that these four perfect men
never and under no circumstances have
any opportunity to meet.
PAR
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The most important of all this...
To secure a relationship
perfect and good...
Take appropriate precautions and actions
to ensure that these four perfect men
never and under no circumstances have
any opportunity to meet.
PAR
Published 9th May 2023
Author's Note
Being happy requires you to be ruthless with your time. Being happy requires you to be harsh with who you spend your time with.
You will have to scrutinize who and what you spend your time doing and ask yourself the harsh question of whether or not it is bettering your life or limiting it.
You will have to scrutinize who and what you spend your time doing and ask yourself the harsh question of whether or not it is bettering your life or limiting it.
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10th May 2023 3:31am
10th May 2023 9:41am
11th May 2023 2:23am
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA! I was about to feminist drop-kick you for this PAR, but then you made me laugh.
This was an excellent joke.
Your author's note was the art. That was excellent advice.
Well played, sir!
This was an excellent joke.
Your author's note was the art. That was excellent advice.
Well played, sir!
11th May 2023 8:39am
11th May 2023 2:48am
hahahaha...
This had me giggling, Par.
Well done.
You totally nailed it with the best kind of misdirection.
I wholeheartedly agree, that true happiness within a relationship and in general, is to surround yourself with those who lift you up... period.
Thank you for chuckle and the sage advice.
Best,
🌹-B
This had me giggling, Par.
Well done.
You totally nailed it with the best kind of misdirection.
I wholeheartedly agree, that true happiness within a relationship and in general, is to surround yourself with those who lift you up... period.
Thank you for chuckle and the sage advice.
Best,
🌹-B
11th May 2023 8:40am
