Poems about Men
#men
Poems about men and male roles in society. Poetry offering a diverse assortment of views about men in general. Here you'll find poems which reinforce stereotypes, and also poems which dispel them. Poetry about masculinity and what it means to be a man, throughout history and in modern times, around the world.
Pool of Cherry Jell-O
We are swimming in
a pool filled with
Cherry Jell-O with
taste so good on her
insane hot body while
Spicing it up with
cinnamon and other
tasty spices which
leads to freaky stuff
while we get
Jiggy with It
While eat the
Jello-O on each other's
bodies while I
enjoy hers and
she enjoys mine
Let the freakiness
Come out and play
a pool filled with
Cherry Jell-O with
taste so good on her
insane hot body while
Spicing it up with
cinnamon and other
tasty spices which
leads to freaky stuff
while we get
Jiggy with It
While eat the
Jello-O on each other's
bodies while I
enjoy hers and
she enjoys mine
Let the freakiness
Come out and play
#women
#men
#erotic
#food
#dirty
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Power of Light
Power of the Light
is filling up with
Kindness and Respect
Cuz that's way I
treat all of the
Ladies because they
are all unique and
special in their own
way so let the
light shine upon
me and all the Ladies
who need to be shown
Respect and Kindness
Filling us all with the
Power of the Light
is filling up with
Kindness and Respect
Cuz that's way I
treat all of the
Ladies because they
are all unique and
special in their own
way so let the
light shine upon
me and all the Ladies
who need to be shown
Respect and Kindness
Filling us all with the
Power of the Light
#kindness
#women
#men
#gratitude
#respect
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Kosher Bagels
Kosher Bagels
“Do you have whole wheat bagels today?”
“Yes! Yes! We do.
We came through for you today.”
“Then I’ll have it with hummus.”
“Oh God, we don’t have that dressing today.
Sorry to let you down.”
“Then I’ll have it with butter.”
“Lord, we are never out of butter
Except for today. We must be hexed.”
“Then do you have any suggestions?”
“Personally I like the spinach and artichoke
With cream cheese.
It has the taste of lox and bagels
That I grew up on in New York.”
“I trust your judgment.”
“Based on...
“Do you have whole wheat bagels today?”
“Yes! Yes! We do.
We came through for you today.”
“Then I’ll have it with hummus.”
“Oh God, we don’t have that dressing today.
Sorry to let you down.”
“Then I’ll have it with butter.”
“Lord, we are never out of butter
Except for today. We must be hexed.”
“Then do you have any suggestions?”
“Personally I like the spinach and artichoke
With cream cheese.
It has the taste of lox and bagels
That I grew up on in New York.”
“I trust your judgment.”
“Based on...
#women
#men
#coffee
#food
#crush
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Caffeine Chasity
Caffeine Chasity
“That caffeinated concoction
Left me jittery. At the risk
Of incurring your lambast
I’m going into caffeine abstinence.”
She replies, “Sounds like a Catholic
Means of insomnia control.”
“I am chaste when it comes to caffeine.”
“Only with caffeine?”
“Also with white bread.”
“Touche. But why don’t you
Put sugar in your coffee?”
“The sugar overwhelms the flavor
Of the coffee.”
“So does the milk you swamp it with.”
“The atmosphere of this place
Is all I need for sweetener.”
“What keeps ...
“That caffeinated concoction
Left me jittery. At the risk
Of incurring your lambast
I’m going into caffeine abstinence.”
She replies, “Sounds like a Catholic
Means of insomnia control.”
“I am chaste when it comes to caffeine.”
“Only with caffeine?”
“Also with white bread.”
“Touche. But why don’t you
Put sugar in your coffee?”
“The sugar overwhelms the flavor
Of the coffee.”
“So does the milk you swamp it with.”
“The atmosphere of this place
Is all I need for sweetener.”
“What keeps ...
#women
#men
#coffee
#funny
#crush
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Real Men Caffeinate
Real Men Caffeinate
I ask her, “Why do you scowl
Every time you serve me?
When your eyes close
Those styled eyelashes point down
As if I’d made a faux pas
Like did you bleach your hair
To make it so frizzy?”
She replies, “You have committed
The cardinal sin for a man in my eyes.
You are one of my decafe customers.
I can tolerate that from women
Females after all are naturally perked
For we are of the catty breed but
Real men drink caffeine.”
I say, “I bet boxers
Who need a good night’s sleep
Before...
I ask her, “Why do you scowl
Every time you serve me?
When your eyes close
Those styled eyelashes point down
As if I’d made a faux pas
Like did you bleach your hair
To make it so frizzy?”
She replies, “You have committed
The cardinal sin for a man in my eyes.
You are one of my decafe customers.
I can tolerate that from women
Females after all are naturally perked
For we are of the catty breed but
Real men drink caffeine.”
I say, “I bet boxers
Who need a good night’s sleep
Before...
#happiness
#women
#men
#coffee
#disappointment
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Late Heavy Bombardment
I said "look, I'm going to go
and finish up my study on
the Late Heavy Bombardment".
He asked, "does that have something
to do with dogs"?
Looking at Louise,
and gesturing his sweetness her direction.
"No", I said, "no it doesn't."
Walking through to my study,
I wondered what I had said,
what it
might have even sounded like...
and finish up my study on
the Late Heavy Bombardment".
He asked, "does that have something
to do with dogs"?
Looking at Louise,
and gesturing his sweetness her direction.
"No", I said, "no it doesn't."
Walking through to my study,
I wondered what I had said,
what it
might have even sounded like...
#men
#BestFriend
#nostalgia
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Fine Wine

#love
#men
#dating
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Deep Fried Snickers
A deep fried snickers bar
Is good to eat
although it's not
healthy but every
once in a while throw
caution to the wind
and feed your woman
a deep fried snickers bar
because it might
please her knowing
that you care
enough to feed
her needs of her
favorite chocolate
Which you made
for her pleasure
of orgasmic bliss
Is good to eat
although it's not
healthy but every
once in a while throw
caution to the wind
and feed your woman
a deep fried snickers bar
because it might
please her knowing
that you care
enough to feed
her needs of her
favorite chocolate
Which you made
for her pleasure
of orgasmic bliss
#women
#men
#erotic
#food
#dirty
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St. Patrick's Day 2021
Green beer, Irish food,
Green body painted woman
Is something that is
enjoyed but also
treat the ladies
With Kindness and Respect
So they can give their
Pot of Gold which
you have earned
by treating them
as ladies not pieces
of meat which they
aren't enjoy this
St. Patrick's Day
while eating your
Lucky Charms cereal
Green body painted woman
Is something that is
enjoyed but also
treat the ladies
With Kindness and Respect
So they can give their
Pot of Gold which
you have earned
by treating them
as ladies not pieces
of meat which they
aren't enjoy this
St. Patrick's Day
while eating your
Lucky Charms cereal
#women
#men
#holiday
#food
#respect
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respect my boundaries
boundaries i have never had
i ways always violated in so way
they wait till im vurnable till im sad
i just let it happen its a secret i wont ever say
poetry is my safe place
if it is invaded there will be nowhere that is safe
i just need to go back to my own bubble i need space
you made me feel unsafe
guys look at me and just see my body
they think they could take what they want
i am not your buddy
like they are on a hunt
i am not invation
for you to come abuse me
this is notthing but fustration
just...
i ways always violated in so way
they wait till im vurnable till im sad
i just let it happen its a secret i wont ever say
poetry is my safe place
if it is invaded there will be nowhere that is safe
i just need to go back to my own bubble i need space
you made me feel unsafe
guys look at me and just see my body
they think they could take what they want
i am not your buddy
like they are on a hunt
i am not invation
for you to come abuse me
this is notthing but fustration
just...
#men
#respect
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Under Fire
Under Fire
Here we go again,
Another shot in the wind,
Another fuck nigga in my face,
Only this time I withdraw from the race.
I figure I’m too old for games,
And I just can’t receive a bunch of lies,
Better to let that shit go & without a fight,
Especially when the vibes don’t align.
So this was... fun.
This was new,
But I can’t just be some mans “something to do”.
Not enough LOVE in this galaxy that’ll have me settling for you.
Mr. Friendly...
With his eyes on the prize,
A mouth full of lies, ...
Here we go again,
Another shot in the wind,
Another fuck nigga in my face,
Only this time I withdraw from the race.
I figure I’m too old for games,
And I just can’t receive a bunch of lies,
Better to let that shit go & without a fight,
Especially when the vibes don’t align.
So this was... fun.
This was new,
But I can’t just be some mans “something to do”.
Not enough LOVE in this galaxy that’ll have me settling for you.
Mr. Friendly...
With his eyes on the prize,
A mouth full of lies, ...
#men
#dating
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aisle of man
all talk
but you
sae nothing
yu'r all out of land,
no moisturiser
no more Kleenex
so cut the fishing line
from the swans throat
intimidation
is not prophecy
you whisper
to the daughter
'nothing is shocking'
apart from you
apart from
what you choose to ignore
but you
sae nothing
yu'r all out of land,
no moisturiser
no more Kleenex
so cut the fishing line
from the swans throat
intimidation
is not prophecy
you whisper
to the daughter
'nothing is shocking'
apart from you
apart from
what you choose to ignore
#anger
#women
#men #violence
#men #violence
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