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Image for the poem Ms. Scandinavian Mt. Fitness Pro

Ms. Scandinavian Mt. Fitness Pro

Much aluv to u ah lady
I ah wanna go upon an ah date
But u may ah feel my ah body
Is ah truly to ah small of thy ah fate

I ah want ah destroy or harm
Thy ah eating ah habits ah babe
For to ah hold u ah close is
Awet ah night lay ah days ah laid

Within ah this my ah mind
Ms. Scandinavian Pro
The ah Mt. Fitness ah
Juggernaut ah kiss these thy ah show

Don't forgive me for this ah wanting?
I wanna luhv u from ah head to toe
Let me ah bathe' thee ah not?
I'm ah lying ah not for show

Ms. Scandinavian Mt. Fitness Pro
Allow me to ah hold thee
I will not affect thy ah habits
Of how u ah do ah eat

Your ah body ah needs all
Ah because of thy ah competition
With the European and the world
Pennisula's bodybuilding ah decision

Ms. Scandinavian Mt. Fitness Pro
I'll ah bathe' u....ah let me
Here the intuitive of this ah kiss
U don't have to let me ah luhv thee










Written by Sandals (Birchel Devon Robinson)
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Author's Note
Y'all, it's not a come onto. It's an ah help to show u who to ah come onto the Lady's of Ah Funny. There's your advice from an ah distant! 👁️🍇🥝🍐🌈👅💋🍑👄🍹
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