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ATM BOOTH SEX
My wife and I are at the ATM booth
She hasn't used her card in awhile
"Do I stick it in" she asks
"Yeah" I reply
It's like fucking
You stick in and then pull it out
She replies, "but you never cum and give me twenties"
Upon reflection she is right
Next time we do it, I'm bringing cash to bed
Maybe I can buy a new thrill
She hasn't used her card in awhile
"Do I stick it in" she asks
"Yeah" I reply
It's like fucking
You stick in and then pull it out
She replies, "but you never cum and give me twenties"
Upon reflection she is right
Next time we do it, I'm bringing cash to bed
Maybe I can buy a new thrill
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12th Sep 2022 7:45am
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12th Sep 2022 1:28pm
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13th Sep 2022 10:46am
Good morning Poet,
Hope your day is beginning well?
I bet it was!
Just love your work.
Take care.
X
Hope your day is beginning well?
I bet it was!
Just love your work.
Take care.
X
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12th Sep 2022 2:32pm
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12th Sep 2022 7:21pm
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12th Sep 2022 7:22pm
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12th Sep 2022 7:23pm
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12th Sep 2022 7:58pm
Love the joke, would get that smile on her face!
"Do I stick it in" she asks
"Yeah" I reply
It's like fucking
You stick in and then pull it out
She replies, "but you never cum and give me twenties"
"Do I stick it in" she asks
"Yeah" I reply
It's like fucking
You stick in and then pull it out
She replies, "but you never cum and give me twenties"
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12th Sep 2022 9:18pm
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I did wonder if she was your real life wife, pic shows sexy sense of humour. Moments of in-jokes like this keep the love-lust going in marriage, I would think (not married myself).
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13th Sep 2022 7:14am
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13th Sep 2022 3:56pm
Dear PS,
I’ve never loved your wife more! Absolutely brilliant accounting and proof there is poetry in everything we do and everywhere we are! That’s some real good stuff!! Love it. H🌷
I’ve never loved your wife more! Absolutely brilliant accounting and proof there is poetry in everything we do and everywhere we are! That’s some real good stuff!! Love it. H🌷
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13th Sep 2022 4:15pm
Dear H,
It happened just like I wrote it.
Really funny snarky moment, imagine living with me ???
Glad you got a laugh
Thx so much
PS
❤❤❤
It happened just like I wrote it.
Really funny snarky moment, imagine living with me ???
Glad you got a laugh
Thx so much
PS
❤❤❤
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13th Sep 2022 5:35pm
Thinking about installing a booth at home
Replicate the experience
Like those safe deposit tools too
Instead of getting a room, take her to the safe deposit room for a quickie
Value son
Thx for the RL Ted
Replicate the experience
Like those safe deposit tools too
Instead of getting a room, take her to the safe deposit room for a quickie
Value son
Thx for the RL Ted
Anonymous
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13th Sep 2022 9:01pm
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Re. ATM BOOTH SEX
13th Sep 2022 10:36pm
Damn! so many awesome comments.
I love the European booths where you go inside.
And then 'you' really go inside again. lol
Short skirt, your breath on the neck...
Somehow fumbling the buttons because.
Something keeps poking me from behind.
But I love outside especially when cold. So many options...
The commentary is perfect.
I have had people offer me twenties.
Is it weird I stopped to think about it a minute? ;)
But I always consider everything... overthinking is a curse.
Everyone would right though? I mean if there are enough of them.
And you can ALWAYS buy a thrill somewhere. :p
That smile, says I know exactly what to do...
Just saying.
Coy works every time. You just have to make a deposit.
And a withdrawal too.
Couldn't help but think about a strip club.
I have feeling this factored in somehow.
Yeah, you have been to quite a few I think.
I love the European booths where you go inside.
And then 'you' really go inside again. lol
Short skirt, your breath on the neck...
Somehow fumbling the buttons because.
Something keeps poking me from behind.
But I love outside especially when cold. So many options...
The commentary is perfect.
I have had people offer me twenties.
Is it weird I stopped to think about it a minute? ;)
But I always consider everything... overthinking is a curse.
Everyone would right though? I mean if there are enough of them.
And you can ALWAYS buy a thrill somewhere. :p
That smile, says I know exactly what to do...
Just saying.
Coy works every time. You just have to make a deposit.
And a withdrawal too.
Couldn't help but think about a strip club.
I have feeling this factored in somehow.
Yeah, you have been to quite a few I think.
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13th Sep 2022 10:48pm
My famous saying is:
No Deposit, No Return !
Wait is that wrong ?
I don’t think so
I knew you’d understand ….
No Deposit, No Return !
Wait is that wrong ?
I don’t think so
I knew you’d understand ….
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13th Sep 2022 10:51pm
I think deposits and withdrawals both feel great... one without the other does not mean very much does it? lol
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13th Sep 2022 10:57pm
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19th Dec 2024 12:58pm
I like strip clubs
Especially the one's that offer guaranteed rates of interest...
Wait
Does that make any sense ?
I had 59 comments but now I'll have 60 !
Stats !!
Especially the one's that offer guaranteed rates of interest...
Wait
Does that make any sense ?
I had 59 comments but now I'll have 60 !
Stats !!
Re. ATM BOOTH SEX
14th Sep 2022 3:04am
And yet it ultimately ends with a withdrawal... badadum!
Me and an ex role played once about "cash for sex"
But we ended up arguing about who should get paid. It's tough times out there.
It says "Rent A Cock" on the side of the van for a reason!
(Yes, I totally made up the last line). Lol
Me and an ex role played once about "cash for sex"
But we ended up arguing about who should get paid. It's tough times out there.
It says "Rent A Cock" on the side of the van for a reason!
(Yes, I totally made up the last line). Lol
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14th Sep 2022 3:09am
Wow, you'd probably get a lot of business
This was a fun write and the comments are the best part
Appreciate yours and the RL Mister
Thx
This was a fun write and the comments are the best part
Appreciate yours and the RL Mister
Thx
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14th Sep 2022 5:00am
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14th Sep 2022 12:54pm
If I made it up it would be funny but the conversation really took place so it's extra funny !!
Glad you got a laugh Adel, fun one to write !!
Glad you got a laugh Adel, fun one to write !!
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14th Sep 2022 3:17am
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14th Sep 2022 3:21am
It's pretty frigging funny.
And true
I remember the conversation distinctly
It had to be written
Stay tuned for more Poetspeak follies
Thx Brenda
X
And true
I remember the conversation distinctly
It had to be written
Stay tuned for more Poetspeak follies
Thx Brenda
X
Re. ATM BOOTH SEX
14th Sep 2022 5:02am
Hey PS!!
Too funny. I agree with Honoria. We can make poetry out of anything.
What an awesome muse. LOL
Too funny. I agree with Honoria. We can make poetry out of anything.
What an awesome muse. LOL
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14th Sep 2022 12:56pm
We are poets
Stuff happens and we write it
I call it REPORTERS FROM THE EDGE
A LOT OF FUN COMMENTS ON THIS ONE
STAY TUNED A
THX
Stuff happens and we write it
I call it REPORTERS FROM THE EDGE
A LOT OF FUN COMMENTS ON THIS ONE
STAY TUNED A
THX
Re. ATM BOOTH SEX
15th Sep 2022 3:08am
2 words: Brilliant. Sexy. Love this. You 2 sound like me and my hubs. Pervs we will be till the bitter end! love you <3
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15th Sep 2022 3:33am
Wait till I get you in that booth
Don’t ask
Don’t tell
Bad lieutenant, remember that movie ?
Thx babe
Appreciate the RL
Don’t ask
Don’t tell
Bad lieutenant, remember that movie ?
Thx babe
Appreciate the RL
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15th Sep 2022 3:56am
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18th Sep 2022 11:37am
I like that
No polish, no makeup
Just up against the wall
Bacon and eggs
No Avocado toast
No polish, no makeup
Just up against the wall
Bacon and eggs
No Avocado toast
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20th Sep 2022 2:21am
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21st Sep 2022 3:22pm
This is a solid piece Poetspeak. I love her reply and your remedy to correct issue.
LJ
LJ
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21st Sep 2022 4:47pm
Really happened
Too funny
Marriage is funky
Appreciate your comment Lj and RL !!!
Thx
Too funny
Marriage is funky
Appreciate your comment Lj and RL !!!
Thx
Re. ATM BOOTH SEX
23rd Sep 2022 6:23pm
My dirty mind thought you were going to write about the other ATM.
Whew.
BIG LIKE Poet.
Whew.
BIG LIKE Poet.
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23rd Sep 2022 6:42pm
That's really funny Wally
I only speak for me in this one !!
Thx Mister
Glad your dirty mind is intact
I only speak for me in this one !!
Thx Mister
Glad your dirty mind is intact
Re. ATM BOOTH SEX
23rd Nov 2022 4:58pm
Or bring the card and slide it right across the crack of her ass. Lol. I enjoyed this piece.
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23rd Nov 2022 5:11pm