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I Offend Thee
Will I get smacked for this if I get many people pissed?
Will I offend thee if I bust a nut all over your Fendi?
My colorful vernacular is always used purposefully
And the nonstop hardy har har laughs will make thee pee
Sure as shit I’ve had my share of close shaves with death
So fuck it, I like to go all out when I write since it’s a short life
Thus I cuss when I discuss the fuss and suspense about the puss
But I watch my mouth if the fuzz is around (the mom or wife)
My offensive language is a sandwich of decorum and wit
One can’t be too sensitive, gotta be able to take a punch…
…line, it’s not a crime…maybe because I’m a little too bananas
Then again, if it’s fun to pun and get some panties in a bunch
Published 6th Apr 2022
| Edited 7th Apr 2022
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6th Apr 2022 6:25pm
hi dearest Wally I often offend people when I write
it's not directed at anyone usually but it still does
I think we should all be able to write what we like
given a mood...there are very few places where it is safe
for example to release negative energies
I use writing to do so...I love you humor
and think you should say what you like ❤️
it's not directed at anyone usually but it still does
I think we should all be able to write what we like
given a mood...there are very few places where it is safe
for example to release negative energies
I use writing to do so...I love you humor
and think you should say what you like ❤️
1st Jun 2022 4:40pm
With the way the world is right now, many people easily take offense to small things. There's got to be a balance, knowing that not everyone will walk on egg shells vs. being down right insulting or rude.
I like to be PC most of the time because I'm aware of other culture's and customs. I have a potty mouth, but I also watch what I say in public or be respectful.
Thanks for the RL too.
Those of us who write poetry (like politics) know we can't please (agree/disagree) with all of our readers. I add humor to show the irony because I know I can also take offense if I read something I disagree with, but I just won't put too much time or effort to retort/respond to something I don't like.
You do you, you express yourself the way you feel those words come out. The words we put out I'm sure will resonate with many others.
I like to be PC most of the time because I'm aware of other culture's and customs. I have a potty mouth, but I also watch what I say in public or be respectful.
Thanks for the RL too.
Those of us who write poetry (like politics) know we can't please (agree/disagree) with all of our readers. I add humor to show the irony because I know I can also take offense if I read something I disagree with, but I just won't put too much time or effort to retort/respond to something I don't like.
You do you, you express yourself the way you feel those words come out. The words we put out I'm sure will resonate with many others.
6th Apr 2022 7:27pm
Very much a 'Wally' poem. I reckon taking offence is a choice the 'offended' person chooses to take. One can also 'not like it' and at the same time choose not to take offence. Oh for a more psychologically mature population, especially in these times of pumped polemicism.
1st Jun 2022 4:43pm
Josh, I always welcome your comments and your insight.
You're absolutely right. We can't take offence for every little thing. I can't please everyone and not everyone can please me. The world has gotten more complicated, it's not just black and white with shades of grey, it's a spectrum of colors, a diversity of sorts and we have to be able to adapt.
You're absolutely right. We can't take offence for every little thing. I can't please everyone and not everyone can please me. The world has gotten more complicated, it's not just black and white with shades of grey, it's a spectrum of colors, a diversity of sorts and we have to be able to adapt.
I think if you're not offending SOMEONE you're probably doing it wrong... Lol.
Terrific read, Walter
Ty for sharing
🌹 -
B
Terrific read, Walter
Ty for sharing
🌹 -
B
1st Jun 2022 4:48pm
Thank you so much Blue (and for the RL too).
It's a complicated world (or may be it's been complicated all along and as I've gotten older I see it clearer). I think there's a fine line (from what I've seen) certain folks who have gone over the edge trying to be down right offensive on purpose vs. having a real honest viewpoint.
If I get insulted or take offense, it's just fuel for more funny poetry.
It's a complicated world (or may be it's been complicated all along and as I've gotten older I see it clearer). I think there's a fine line (from what I've seen) certain folks who have gone over the edge trying to be down right offensive on purpose vs. having a real honest viewpoint.
If I get insulted or take offense, it's just fuel for more funny poetry.
7th Apr 2022 1:10pm
1st Jun 2022 4:49pm
Thank you Poet.
I'll always remember my 11th grade English teacher's lesson. Write something to get their attention!
I'll always remember my 11th grade English teacher's lesson. Write something to get their attention!
21st May 2022 12:10pm
This wasn't offensive in the slightest, and was quite a clever exploration of when it's OK to use certain language. I like all our different idioms and swears... I don't use bad language gratuitously, but it IS part of the language and definitely has its place! Loved this.
1st Jun 2022 5:03pm
Thank you so much Ellie for your comment.
I agree, swearing has to be used appropriately to enhance the color and emotion of conversations/poetry/speeches. As for me, I love me some humor, to show the irony, the sarcasm in some subjects. I may not be the best at writing, but I'll try my hardest to make you laugh.
I agree, swearing has to be used appropriately to enhance the color and emotion of conversations/poetry/speeches. As for me, I love me some humor, to show the irony, the sarcasm in some subjects. I may not be the best at writing, but I'll try my hardest to make you laugh.
