deepundergroundpoetry.com

I Offend Thee

 
Will I get smacked for this if I get many people pissed?
Will I offend thee if I bust a nut all over your Fendi?
My colorful vernacular is always used purposefully
And the nonstop hardy har har laughs will make thee pee
 
Sure as shit I’ve had my share of close shaves with death
So fuck it, I like to go all out when I write since it’s a short life
Thus I cuss when I discuss the fuss and suspense about the puss
But I watch my mouth if the fuzz is around (the mom or wife)
 
My offensive language is a sandwich of decorum and wit
One can’t be too sensitive, gotta be able to take a punch…
…line, it’s not a crime…maybe because I’m a little too bananas
Then again, if it’s fun to pun and get some panties in a bunch
Written by wallyroo92
Published | Edited 7th Apr 2022
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 5 reading list entries 2
comments 10 reads 339
Commenting Preference: 
The author encourages honest critique.

Latest Forum Discussions
COMPETITIONS
Today 6:17pm by Grace
SPEAKEASY
Today 5:46pm by Pishashee
SPEAKEASY
Today 5:24pm by Ahavati
SPEAKEASY
Today 5:21pm by Ahavati
SUGGESTIONS
Today 4:03pm by FinlayChapman
SUGGESTIONS
Today 4:01pm by FinlayChapman