WHAT I WAS TAUGHT ABOUT SEX

Bravo!! All the mixed messages bundled into one delightful package, with a most excellent conclusion! 😆  Makes perfect sense to me. I give this 2 thumbs up. 👍 👍 or fingers, if you prefer...
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So many mixed messages... lol I felt like they all needed to be rounded up together in one place to help teach. ;) I tried to summarize what I learned in the conclusion and make it less confusing so I am glad it makes perfect sense to you BT. ❤ Oh my god, my mind is always in the gutter - I will take two fingers please. lol 🍆🌋🤞💦

Oh yes! We don't need any unexpected pregnancies so some things need to be taught. Definitely think about it everyday, all day too. ;) Hard not to want pleasure and validation...

You are not helping pull my mind out of the gutter Relic. I have work to do you know. :p

That's the real message. Sex is great. 🍆🌋🤞💦

hahahaha! Great fun.

Hey poetrician. I am really happy if you had a laugh and some fun reading this one. ;) I am here to teach, how great sex is. ;) 🍆🌋🤞💦

I suck at sex
When I was a teen and into my 30s I really sucked at sex
NO WONDER THEY KEPT ASKING ME TO CUM BACK.  Oh Poetspeak, you suck so good 😊…

I still suck
Any chance I can

This is Poetspeak and I approve this message

This poem does not SUCK

ITS AWESOME

BIG LICK, I MEAN LIKE

Sucking is a skill to be exercised...
Over and over again... keeps em coming back.
I am sure you were quite popular.
When you love what you do it shows in every way. ;)

It's important to always keep those skills up. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Ooooo, such an official message...

I am really happy this poem does not SUCK, and I really love that you think it's awesome.

Also love the BIG LICK, I mean LIKE. lol

Fuck the gym, I'm on my way over :p
The mixed messages just mess you up...come straight out and describe the pleasures, the pain, the
benefits, the consequences... Boys have a one track mind you better believe...one can only wonder what goes on in that mind of yours...packing my bags as we speak ;)

Oh yes! the 'home' gym is MUCH more fun. ;)  
Although I do love the normal gym too... planning to head over there soon.  
I am fairly direct and just come right out with it; I have needs.  I know boys have a one track mind. :p I have a multi-track mind and those tracks are - never mind; might get me in trouble.  
Safe to say it's pretty crazy in there though... 🍆🌋🤞💦

Hey Keilani, thank you so much for stopping by and letting me know your thoughts. I love that you had fun with it and laughed throughout. That means so much to me because I really wanted to give some fun and laughs... ;) 🍆🌋🤞💦

Awesome absolutely awesome, clever, witty and very, very funny.
Great write fun read. I loved it. Well done gorgeous
Love and light
Ron x

Hell yes! You have made me so happy with the absolutely awesome thoughts. I love that you found it very very funny; clever and witty. If I could give some smiles and laughs that really helped make my day. I wanted to do that so much. :) 🍆🌋🤞💦

Spot on! Lol I heard so much backward, conflicting advice. My parents would only say, “don’t do it before you’re married”. Helpful as fuck.  

Funny piece.

I love that I could get some laughs from you Eerie. :) Haha, there is a lot of 'interesting' advice. 'don't do it before you're married' yes, everyone definitely follows that advice. * cough * Very helpful indeed. lol 🍆🌋🤞💦

I try to be thorough. The ending is the most important part. They are words to live by, we have to stay fit and what better way than engaging in some intimate fun. ;)

Sorry I have not been around much at all, I have had a lot going on taking care of my Mom and with work, and other things. I miss you too. Hopefully I will get some more time. :) Hugs back, xoxo 🍆🌋🤞💦

thank you for the education.
how i can see how those calories will spill.
such wisdom you provide...
all wrapped up in a thrill
goose bumps and a brief chill...
but you always provide the warm
your words how in the head, they do swarm
becoming alive...
with such drive.

I am at your service to educate and amuse. ;)
Hard to think of a better way to burn to calories my dear mystic, right?
I love that I could give you a thrill, goose bumps and a brief chill... ;)
You do have a way with words... So I am honored to have my words swarm in your head and become alive. That is such a wonderful compliment. Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me. 🍆🌋🤞💦

The pleasure of sex.  Enjoy the ride of orgasmic bliss.   Keep on writing.

Yes indeed my dear Francisco, what better pleasure is there than the pleasure of sex and enjoying the ride of orgasmic bliss. Keeps you young and fit too. ;) 🍆🌋🤞💦

Hey Ana, so nice to meet you and welcome to DUP. :) Your comment definitely made me smile, I love sex and heavenly scented flowers; one of my favorites is the stargazer lily. Thank you for your beautiful comment. 🍆🌋🤞💦

This is funny sexy and clever all it's same time great right. lovved

I love that I could give you something funny, sexy, and clever William. Hopefully I got a laugh and a smile. :) I am so happy you loved it and thought it was a great write that certainly made me smile.. 🍆🌋🤞💦

lol I cannot take you anywhere but ... PQ. ;) Oh, I have seen so many things.. but I am not going to get into that. I have had plenty of sex education, some the hard way. I am very happy you liked it. I hope I got a smile and a laugh. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Nice flow... truly engaging... echoes much of what I have heard...

Oh yes, I think we have all heard many things on the subject. ;) I love that it was engaging and has a nice flow. Thank you so much for giving me your thoughts LDF. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Love it.  I'll be posting on this for sure especially about how adults cause great harm to children in 0ur over-inflated efforts to shelter children.

Thank you for the share!

Hi elsiesan, I am really happy you stopped by and loved it. I will look out for your post. Some of the things adults tell children can definitely cause confusion and harm. Other 'lessons' about sex can cause even greater harm. Thank you so much for your comment and thoughts. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Favorite lines:
Periods is the beginning
&
Boys don't know what they are doing

These lines embody the paradoxical nature of sex, from the point of view of the child. As adults, it's hoped that we can assimilate the sometimes contradictory elements.
Moments like the aforementioned "favorite lines" add a texture to the surface of ripples of alternating, polarized observations.
Textured...you know, for pleasure.
Enjoyed!

Ha, two of my favorite lines as well. Sometimes we are taught so much that is contradictory to nature, what could go wrong? ;) It is easy to cause confusion while trying to dance around the topic. Sex is by far one of the greatest pleasures in life and there is no doubt we will gravitate strongly towards it. Textured ;) Oh yes! ... I hope I was able to get a laugh and a smile Mark. ;) 🍆🌋🤞💦

Knowing smiles galore, via this scrumptiously saucy, educational little number.😏  
 
Ahhh, Kristina Dear🌸  
    As a VERY experienced adult, I find that your charmingly endearing creativity not only invokes naïvely youthful memories, but that you've done a marvelous job of seriously conveying it all with a light sprinkle of satirical delight.  
     By those who know me, and my outrageous sexual exploits, I was once told that I'm a male nympho. You know how some things stick in your mind, eh? Perhaps, even affecting the self-image … and, I've never been able to rid mine of this. Sooo, I simply bear it now like a personal coat-of-arms or a battle medal, of sorts.  
     Hm? I'm not sure what got me off on that, except we're in the succulent atmosphere of sex, and this always warms, stirs, and spurs my imagination.  
     Anyway, back to your poem (LOL). I've read a good number of your pieces, enough to know you have your own uniquely brilliant way of expressing whatever it is your mind, heart, soul, emotion, and/or desires, etc; want conveyed to the readers who come to partake your wantonly … er, wondrously gifted poetic voice.  ; )  
 
Okay, okay, Richard!!  
Before I wear my welcome thin, let me close by saying how very much I've truly enjoyed this beautifully rendered treat from your ever-enticing pen … love your perfect picture choice, too. That really invokes sweet, scintillating memories.
 
Hugs to You, Our Fine Lady-Poet! ⁓ Richard 🍃

I am here to be your saucy teacher, have to keep education exciting and fun or at least be as distracting as possible. lol I love bringing smiles galore; that makes me really happy. And I am so happy you stopped by to share your thoughts with me.     
      
Besides getting some laughs and smiles I had hoped to evoke some of those naively youthful memories for people. :) Nothing like a little satire and humor to help things along right...   
       
Oh yes! It's always interesting to hear about outrageous sexual exploits. I am certainly no stranger to my own. ;) If you have not read one I posted a while ago, UNUSUAL PLACES and NEW POSITIONS, you might like it. There is definitely history behind that one. Some things you never forget, I definitely have some of those battle medals. And all humor aside, some lessons can be learned the hard way. But my mind is stuck on outrageous sexual exploits right now. :p   
       
Thank you so much Richard, I love that you have read me and I am truly humbled by your beautiful  words. A bit of a deer caught in the headlights on how to respond. "brilliant way of expressing...", I always hesitate to post and think that perhaps my way of expressing things is strange so it is really nice to hear things like this.   
       
Don't worry about wearing your welcome thin. Thank you so much for the wonderful comment, and the lovely compliments. I am very critical of myself and it really does help me a lot. Hugs. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Enjoyed your stimulating comeback, Kristina,
    You're quite the eloquent Lady🍷

Whats a nice southern girl like you doing in a Swamp like DUP ??
From the looks of this poem, it appears you do belong here with the rest of of us depraved delinquents ...
Report to detention immediately
I'll meet you there
Maybe we can get into some new kind of trouble together
I promise I'll pull out in time ..

You know, just being ravaged with poetry while wading through the swamp mostly naked.
Shhhhh.... Don't tell. Who am I kidding, pretty sure everyone already figured that out.
Oh yes! Detention, I definitely need some punishment.
Promises promises.
I can get into trouble anywhere, anytime damnit...
lol more promises... 🍆🌋🤞💦

From the student to "Jillian Michaels".

Ah, the awkward years - when sex information was suspect at best. Dammed if you do and damned if you don't. Until you figure out the damned have nothing to lose!!  : )

Oh that is so true, damned if you do and damned if you don't but we all figure out there is nothing to lose sooner or later, right? If you are going to be damned may as well have as much fun as possible. I can always count on you for the profound wisdom DaVinci. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Awesome piece loved it, laughed out loud.
My concept  growing up was to take the "wing it" approach but I did learn a very important lesson. Please her and bring her to climax before myself :)

Absolutely love that you shared some laughs with me NatureBoy, that really makes me happy. ;) Oh yes, I think many people took  that approach at first but that's a really lovely lesson; something which definitely pays back big. It's hard not to love a man who knows how to take care of his girl. ;) 🍆🌋🤞💦

Yesss so many dividends paid by using that approach:)

Interesting thought! liked

Hey there Krowzwish, I am really happy you liked it and found it interesting. Thank you so much for the comment and giving me your thoughts. 🍆🌋🤞💦

The most important sexual advice I ever got from a lover was:
"DO IT HARD AND DO IT OFTEN"

WEIRD PLACES TOO, I ADDED THAT

MORE AWESOME SEX WRITING FROM THE QUEEN OF EROTICISM ...

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND I WILL TOO

Well she sounds like a keeper; that is some great advice in my book.  

If you only knew how much I love the weird places... ;) What is your favorite weird place I wonder?

I do love sex... ;)  

Thank you so much for your thoughts, definitely keep up the good work. :) 🍆🌋🤞💦

I like trains ....

Trains are awesome. Oh the memories I have of trains when I was in the UK. How I never got arrested will always be a mystery. ;)

We can try again, I know a cop who would lock us up and free access to restraints and cuffs.  Chamber babe

Matching values with parents is always a big mess, you got it all in there, it's confusing at that age so you just do what your parents want cuz they are the bread winners etc.. you have no power till you can do the same! :D

Hey there LB, oh yes, matching values is definitely a big mess. :) So many things are confusing at that age. Not sure I feel like I have much power now either. Thank you so much for the comment and sharing your thoughts with me. :) 🍆🌋🤞💦

You are welcome! Right?? Power is mostly in the wallet not the mind, though. lol it comes and goes. That pic though. :D

Not sure why George Michael's song came to mind as I was reading this (yes, I'm that old!)

Now as a parent, I try to be honest with my boys, it's natural, it's fun (again reverberating that old song) but should be done with caution.  Our family motto for our boys..."Don't stick your dick in crazy" it may be great, but it could be a world of hurt.

Fun and enticing piece.

lol, well you are definitely young at heart in my eyes Wally.

Oh yes, natural and fun. It's impossible to resist that. ;) Oh no, you are warning them about me. lol Still crazy certainly can be the most fun. I understand the caution though, some crazy can definitely bring a world of hurt. Others perhaps you just get arrested but at least you had fun doing it. :p

As long as you had fun, and it brought you some smiles then I am happy. 🍆🌋🤞💦

I like sex
I like girls
I like women
I like black panties
All panties actually  
Fetish  
Do you like giving head?
I know you do
I've read your assignments  

I promise not to cum in your mouth
Unless you want me to
Didn't see that in the list
Must be ok

I taste good

Like this poem

I love sex
I like girls too lol
Them too... (and of course men)
Have so many of those.
Have a lot of those too.
And those...
I am the best
Yes you do
So many assignments (I wrote something about that)

Anti-depressant
Why waste it
"You can swallow him"
Must be...

Eat some KLP, then it tastes really good.

Glad you like it. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Good decision!

Hey there eightmore, sometimes I make good decisions. ;) Thank you so much for stopping by and the comment. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Just curious, have you read any of mine? They are all about what you have been taught.

Hey there eightmore, I have not but I definitely will check you out soon... :)

Oh my! This is so cute and clever....and true!

Hey there Nizana, I am so happy you enjoyed it and found it cute and clever.  :) Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me. 🍆🌋🤞💦

Enjoyed the light heartedness that underlines. Reads as quite a jumble of the sometimes mixed messages we may pick up from our elders about sex as we grow up. The last verse had to be the most potent (no pun intended) reason for keep up a sex life if you have a partner to share with:

Through sex you lose weight
480 calories in an hour
So I just decided to do it every chance I get
For as long as I can

From your present profile picture, you seem to have done well out of it. Good on you girl!

Hey there SS, ah yes... the final conclusion was very easy to come to. lol (pun intended) Even without burning calories there are so many other reasons as well. ;) I surely would not survive otherwise... I hope you are doing very well out of it also. Thanks so much for giving me your thoughts. I really love what you had to say. 🍆🌋🤞💦

'Doing well out of it'? You seem not to have read my profile, I'm single without a partner to do 'it' with. My picture of health, noticeable from my avatar, comes from less sexy kinds of exercise LOL (not offended BTW) but meeting someone is but a part of my motives - who wants to go with a decrepit guy?

Do it because you want to; no other reason.

But there are so many reasons to do it Billy. And I like them all. Why would you ever not want to though... ;) I say there is no better way to cure a headache... No excuses ever... 🍆🌋🤞💦

then there is the confusion at age when some people tell you something that contradicts what others tell you. if you have siblings it becomes even more mixed up (I am resisting the word "mess") :)

Hey Jazz, so sorry for the late reply. Somehow I missed this one but oh yes so many contradictions sometimes... But I think one things for sure, hormones always win!!! And that definitely makes a mess of things. lol

Regardless, the cuming out party will always lead to soap and water rape.

Ah, the cuming out party... Now that's something that will always be remembered for better or worse. And there is definitely soap and water involved too... I can definitely be the one teaching about sex now. :p Wow, casket you had to remind of this one. It's been a while since I looked back on this.

Having had a re-read this morning, I like the way you started it. (I've been there with overhearing parents what I later realised were making love but were too shy to explain...). One can imagine from the below what many a child is thinking about overhearing what it did not appreciate was perhaps their first experience of hearing sex being ENJOYED:

It's very loud and scary
Once my mom and dad were doing this
in a nearby room
Mom was moaning so much,
I thought she was dying
He can kill
He can release
Just say no
You can say no
But you don't want to say no
It's natural
It's great

The last five lines could be seen as the what the child might be wishing/praying Mom would do to stop the session, bur she's enjoying it too much to say no.

Well hey SS, wow, I have not seen this one in so long. Oh yeah, I imagine we have all heard our parents at one time or another. ;) If not, then things definitely need to be spiced up in the bedroom. I know I am a noisy one... so going to need some thick walls. :p