Alexandra Shulman: an inured slut lecturing Meghan Markle on good taste; something she herself knows nowt about!

  
By Stanley Collymore  
   
Oh how - discernibly not - the    
rather evidently intelligent    
members of humanity do    
think of your house, but    
how's your ex husband Paul Spike    
these days, Alexandra Shulman?    
Rather odd, to say the least, why    
it is, that you quite concertedly    
don't even mention him; lordy    
even very occasionally, when    
you're always, so insidiously    
and incessantly poking that    
damnably and, specifically    
un-wanted snout of yours      
into the, basically, private    
affairs of two people that    
you have never, actually    
in your clearly, pathetic    
life ever me; obviously    
don't know and who're    
discernibly, absolutely    
unaware of your truly    
vile, evil, corrupt and    
crucially, recurrently    
egregious existence.    
   
Explicitly Meghan and Harry!    
And categorically, isn't it so,    
Alexandra Schulman, just    
because you are an odious, bitter,  
clapped out; reproductively too    
a distinctively dried up and, as  
well, an evidently, so crucially    
discernibly old cantankerous    
menopausal crony, naturally    
rather content to essentially    
liberally feather in any way    
you can and with basically    
rather limited imaginative    
and intellectual capability    
your very own individual    
nest financially - how did    
you manage that? Silly to    
be asking a daft question    
like that - from a process    
and the proceeds also of    
constantly so, sniping at    
Harry and, quite racially    
his wife Meghan, rather    
wholly quite unlike you    
Alexandra Schulman: a    
discernibly bitter; such    
a woeful, and divorced    
bitch ensnared by your    
very own sick demons,    
whether you distinctly    
care to even recognize    
and acknowledge this    
obvious reality or not,    
are devotedly in love,    
and justifiably happy.    
   
You sound again and quite    
asininely so in your very    
demented, undeniably    
delusional so totally paranoid and    
vitriolic go at Meghan, distinctly so    
like the singleminded moron that    
you most crucially are Alexandra    
Schulman, while simultaneously    
and clearly profusely, wreaking    
of sheer spite and sick jealousy.    
So seriously, why then instead    
of yet again, fatuously picking    
on Meghan don't you instead    
Alexandra  Schulman, as this    
virulent and dangerously so,    
egregious, toxic, Stockholm    
Syndrome, racist, Yid scum    
that you self-evidently are;    
why don't you uselessly go    
and find; then ecstatically,    
childishly embark on one    
of your Nazi subterfuges.    
It's not the 1930s I clearly    
know, even if you, surely    
are not cognizant of that      
markedly so realization,    
Alexandra Schulman. And even    
though this is the 21st Century    
there are still numerous such    
Nazi scum that can be easily    
found across Britain and of    
course, including the Daily      
Mail the scurrilous gossip    
rag,  that laughably calls    
itself a newspaper. And    
for which, you're quite    
comfortably working;    
Alexandra Schulman.    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
8 August 2021.    
   
   
Author's Remarks:    
Interestingly for Alexandra Shulman: a menopausal and bitter divorced woman, who has the audacity to caustically criticize Meghan Markle's home in California, as well as its interior decor; not ever having met Meghan, certainly not knowing her, and characteristically of Alexandra Shulman never ever having set foot in the North American residence that Meghan and Harry happily call home. And therefore, the only images that this rather pathetic specimen of supposedly Homo sapiens, Alexandra Shulman can devise relative to Meghan Markle are what she delusionally carries in her sick, twisted and demented replica of a brain. But crucially it pays the bills, as Meghan Markle bashing is the one sure lucrative escapade for wanting to stay relevant, either as a female or male racist Karen, or as a self-evident has-been!    
   
And talk about the pot, Alexandra Shulman, either figuratively or literally condemnatorily calling the kettle, Meghan Markle, black! This is what the New York Times had to say about Alexandra Shulman,  and I quote: "The British press has made much of the fact that when it comes to personal wardrobe Ms Shulman could learn a thing or two.....and be better acquainted with a hairbrush." And this is the British toe rag, nepotistic inuredly, fawning and social climbing slut, who most ironically scurrilously thinks that she can lecture Meghan Markle on grace, style and taste; or anything, come to that, of value for that matter!    
   
How unsurprising then that the only part of Meghan Markle's Californian home that Alexandra Shulman likes is the fowl house. Naturally so, as it's where the old hens that are now utterly useless, having long passed their egg laying days - and Alexandra Shulman can readily relate to that - are kept in seclusion: those that haven't had their necks broken, that is, and made profitable, probably for the first time in their foul lives, by becoming part of the food chain. What an awful pity we don't do the same with our supposedly Homo sapiens equivalent; they would make excellent dog food!