My Tampon (See note)

Wow. Kristina❣ You can't get more visceral than this. I applaud your powers of personification and creativity. Fascinating BD❤

Dear GW, THANK YOU for being the first person brave enough to comment on this. lol You are definitely not a bloody dick.

That's a relief❣❣

Very great poem.  Every woman deserved to be loved.  Keep on writing.

Thanks Francisco, your awesome too and not a bloody dick. But maybe I can get some to comment soon. Stay tuned. lol

Bloody dicks each fighting over the same words, faces, avatars, and possibly holes. There is a fencing match going on with words sometimes going three ways with names being call. Why him or or her, if you choose, think pressure changes true emotions. But a bloody dick's head is covered and can't think clearly, so without the garbage bin, they will persist, tight

Deep comment, I know you are all bloody now I_IS_ME but in a good way. So much insight and I love a "bloody dick's head is covered and can't think clearly". That's perfectly brutal.

Woke up one morning with a string in my mouth  Prayed to god it was a tea bag  haha

good stuff

LOL, good god I hope it was a tea bag too. C'mon fess up, what ended up in your mouth? because I know the Irish can get wild as f&$%

This is poem of the month brilliance
Don't try this at home
Leave it to the pros
Kicking ass
LIKE

I called the number and they rejected my card, wanted me to send my $600 stimulus check
WTF ????

Oh my God, Poem of the Month nomination on this would be absolutely hysterical. (no, don't do it - putting my foot down). Try everything at home first, who am I kidding. Those bloody cunts just want your money. Told you not to call. LIKE your comment.

Great piece, strong powerful write
Very empowering
Love and light
Ron
Xx

Just trying to do my part to help the world be a better place. (saving helpless tampons) I am really happy you liked it and found it meaningful. I know everyone can get something different, and it's fine if that's just my demented humor too. lol

Yikes!  - Exit stage right.  

Davinci's Spokesperson: "He has no comment at this time"!  : )

lol, I am sensing a bloody dick with a conscience. I am glad you have spokesperson to help iron things out
for you. ;)

From his happy place to the rubbish bin..
Brilliant!

To many going from their happy place to the rubbish bin, it's sad. That's one of my favorite lines also. lol

Red handed, exactly. That's me ferocious and fragile, audacious and timid. Chock full of contradictions. Throw me some puns, I can take it. ;p

Resistance is futile.

Haha, they reveal it to me quite readily. Nevermind, forget that...

Resistance is futile.

No you can't.

Love me or hate me I just cannot help it; you know going where people won't go to see what's there and see what will happen. lol

Resistance was futile.

Bloody hell, I love you! This is the best, and the comments are bringing me great joy too. Thank you for bringing some levity... through brutal honesty.

Poem of the month.... LOL! Poem of every month!!! 😆

LOL, I so hoped you would comment on this one because I knew it would brilliant. You made my morning and I love you too! I like spreading joy with my disturbing humor and brutal honesty. Poem of every month, perfect!

KX....look at you unfurled in your range in verse. Your daring words are Unplugged and written with the perfect Flow. Liking this bold write! Only thing missing is if I was sipping on a Bloody Mary while soaking in  each verse. Entertaining!

That's me, entertaining. :) 'soaking', maybe you like the blood a little to much. Anyway, go find Bloody Mary, she's probably horny as all hell on her period.

I actually loved it. But then again I hang handmade cunts on my Christmas tree... so... that’s the audience you’re dealing with here 😂

Loving the gut punch here. (But not when on the rag.)

-M

Handmade cunts, wow - that's impressive Missy. If that wasn't part of the audience here I suppose I would be in trouble. Something tells me I am going to really like you. (one of the strange voices in my head) ;)

I’ve just come back on a new account. I feel you’d of loved some of my old audios. No womanly holds barred. Or “amp up the tramp” as I liked to call it 😂

Welcomes regardless :)

-M

Amp up the tramp, lol love it... I definitely want to check that out if they are still up. I have some audio ones but none that are amping up the tramp.

I have a feeling a lot vampires out going to come out of the shadows...

I liked the metaphor/double entendre flowing through this piece (eh, see what I did there? I had to get a pun in there) but I also love that you can have that sense of humor and write it freely. As you can see, many of us here enjoy these types of verses because it shows you're comfortable with us. So thank you for sharing >:-)

As long as they take it free flow and don't bite, ouch. I see what you did there, keep those puns coming. My humor knows no bounds or political correctness. If you did not comment on this one I would have been so sad because I thought this is something Wally would love. Still so many important messages within too. :p

Bloody dicks taking away all the fun from the poor little tampon. It was just doing its job, it had a home, now it lays cold and purposeless in the wastebasket. At least it got a loving eulogy. 😁

Cold and purposeless lol exactly. I am only trying to do my part to help tampons everywhere and I am glad you felt it was loving eulogy. :)