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Disinfecting Wipes
I hoard wipes
Call it a hobby
Perhaps a sickness
I haven't gotten laid in 10 years
Gotta clean up after all my jerking off
How did I get all those disinfecting wipes you wonder ?
Big Box Stores
Mail order
Go on the site maybe 10 times a day
Which store you want to know
I've told you enough already
Get off your ass
Do the work
You're not getting mine
I don't like you that much
Call it a hobby
Perhaps a sickness
I haven't gotten laid in 10 years
Gotta clean up after all my jerking off
How did I get all those disinfecting wipes you wonder ?
Big Box Stores
Mail order
Go on the site maybe 10 times a day
Which store you want to know
I've told you enough already
Get off your ass
Do the work
You're not getting mine
I don't like you that much
Published 22nd Aug 2020
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- Edited 9th Apr 2022 5:45am
22nd Aug 2020 4:00pm
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22nd Aug 2020 4:32pm
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22nd Aug 2020 5:27pm
22nd Aug 2020 7:01pm
22nd Aug 2020 7:29pm
22nd Aug 2020 7:37pm
I check those sites all the time and can't find shit...
[mutual obsession]
You have the uninfected touch.
wash rinse repeat.... hoard
Hee hee
💜
[mutual obsession]
You have the uninfected touch.
wash rinse repeat.... hoard
Hee hee
💜
22nd Aug 2020 8:20pm
Costco
Check that site 10 times a day
Might take weeks but you’ll score eventually
Check that site 10 times a day
Might take weeks but you’ll score eventually
22nd Aug 2020 8:28pm
23rd Aug 2020 8:21pm
I like hoarding supplies.
I never run out of anything
It’s not an obsession either, I just like being ahead of stuff especially when it’s hard to get
I never run out of anything
It’s not an obsession either, I just like being ahead of stuff especially when it’s hard to get
24th Aug 2020 11:17pm
24th Aug 2020 11:29pm
1st Sep 2020 4:38am
1st Sep 2020 12:40pm
