Ides of Mayo Minus Ten-o

Driver,
passenger.
Which side
is the flip side?
Would ya
rather?

Church
or shit...
My moneys
on two birds
in a bush,
2001.
Which book
are we
readin’
to kids?

You got the goods?
Christ!
Semi-automatic,
easy
reload system.
Fans
that suck
air
outta
rooms.

Oh god,
so embarrassed.
Spaghetti
From the shirt pocket.
Sauce everywhere.
noodles, cooked in a washing machine.
2gether,
by 5gether
Audiobook
of that
movie
we once
seen.

“You can
bet your keister
I'm gonna get a piece of
that pie”
Peace or piece,
in or of,
the middle east
What a clown fiesta.

Idiocracy,
it makes for a great haiku.
Fucking taxes, man!

Wubalubadubdub
Samurai….
Who?
Jackin’ my car.
They won't get too far.
It's old
and rusted
a real
bucket of bolts.
Qt with his canned answers.
Nothing trumps the rump.
The booty
Baby.
Boss baby,
Louis CK
and his
“Pilot baby”

Can I…
Nevermind.

fig-newton
or
-tree.
Which one
is
meant to be.
So much
to do,
So much
to see..
Were flying by the seat of our pants
but at least we're free.