A Roman Orgy

(The Guest List)

Clitoria Cervixia Promiscuous
And her husband Randus Corneous Coitus
Decided to hold their first all-out orgy
Randus was randy and Clitoria was handy
In planning this lustful and libidinous party

That was the summer of LXIX

First on their list was Flavia Labia Insertus
She was a popular lady at these revelries
And her boyfriend Magnus Maximus Thrustus
He was a guard with a set of skills and specialties

The next couple were wild but that was their style
A former gladiator named Flamma Enormous Testis
His wife was the voluptuous Tertia Areoale Succulus
She always showed up naked but wearing pasties

Next up was the drunken floozy Absinthia Horatia
She was always down for everything and anything
She once hooked up with the legendary Biggus Dickus
But that was just a rumor from the previous spring.

They invited the Crassus twins, Quintus and Sextus
And their wives, Absoluta Ecstasia and Connie Lingus
They were open minded couples who brought along
Jenna Thalia Nuda and Urethra Urinae Pinkus

Their nextdoor neighbors would also be invited
They were excited to see Lascivia Sapphia Perversi
And her loving husband Homerus Magnum Erectus
Along with their love slave, Climaxia Orgasma Cersi

Fellatious Copulus Ictus was well known in these circles
He had partied with Caligula in his younger days
He’d be accompanied by his friend Gaius Anus Anus
Who was famous for his salads and special glaze

They couldn’t wait to participate in their first orgy
And partake in a banquet with all the libations
Clitoria was happy and ecstatic with her guest list
They would indulge in all their fetishes and fixations