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Flashers
A rough bunch of blokes got their kicks
By showing young women their dicks.
When they tried it at Newnham
The girls really slew them,
Shouting: 'You've all got very small pricks'
By showing young women their dicks.
When they tried it at Newnham
The girls really slew them,
Shouting: 'You've all got very small pricks'
Author's Note
Newnham is an all-female college at Cambridge University. My wife was once an undergrad there. A 'flasher' would occasionally expose himself at the college gates.
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Re. Flashers
25th Aug 2019 3:30pm
Re: Re. Flashers
27th Aug 2019 3:15pm
Hi nikki - I have read some of your poems. I am very pleased that you were able to laugh at this one. I seem to be becoming a cryptofeminist in my old age!
Re. Flashers
25th Aug 2019 8:49pm
Re: Re. Flashers
27th Aug 2019 3:17pm
Thanks; glad to know that it gave you a chuckle. That's what limericks are supposed to do.
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26th Aug 2019 1:27am
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Re: Re. Flashers
27th Aug 2019 3:12pm
Hi Rex: it's not in my medical dicktionary!
What would be the correct name for a female flasher? Vulvaexhibitionist?
What would be the correct name for a female flasher? Vulvaexhibitionist?
Anonymous
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27th Aug 2019 4:15pm
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28th Aug 2019 7:28pm
Anonymous
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30th Aug 2019 00:39am
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