Limerick Poems
#limerick
Limerick poems, humorous and cheeky five line verses with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme. The first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. A limerick is a folk poetry form popular in the 19th century, typically naughty or obscene, and setting out to violate taboos.
theoneyouseek
Poem Published
17th Sep 2019 4:57pm
17th Sep 2019 4:57pm
A redhead's limerick
#sex
#beauty
#limerick
#lover
#dirty
105 reads
0 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
16th Sep 2019 3:44pm
16th Sep 2019 3:44pm
Capital City Limericks
#sex
#violence
#limerick
#funny
#dirty
90 reads
0 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
9th Sep 2019 6:22am
9th Sep 2019 6:22am
There once was a fella from Galway
There once was a fella from Galway
Who considered himself quite the gourmet
But the silly fat fuck
Got his arse stuck
When he tried to walk down the hallway
So they stripped him and rubbed him with lard
Then pulled on his legs really hard
But as they slid him through
He was raped by an emu
Which left him emotionally scarred
Who considered himself quite the gourmet
But the silly fat fuck
Got his arse stuck
When he tried to walk down the hallway
So they stripped him and rubbed him with lard
Then pulled on his legs really hard
But as they slid him through
He was raped by an emu
Which left him emotionally scarred
#limerick
#funny
40 reads
0 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
9th Sep 2019 1:47am
9th Sep 2019 1:47am
Some guys are real pricks
#girlfriend
#sex
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
81 reads
4 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
6th Sep 2019 1:02am
6th Sep 2019 1:02am
Wendy’s Frustration
#BDSM
#limerick
#fairies
190 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2019 10:17pm
3rd Sep 2019 10:17pm
The Lady of Frant
The Lady of Frant:
there once was a lady from Frant
who would, if she could, but she can't
she didn't think straight
whether early, or late
so now eats banana porridge....
there once was a lady from Frant
who would, if she could, but she can't
she didn't think straight
whether early, or late
so now eats banana porridge....
#limerick
#funny
37 reads
4 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
30th Aug 2019 6:10am
30th Aug 2019 6:10am
Camel Toe
I just want you all to know
That I’m not trying to put on a show
But when I fell from the ledge
It gave me a wedge
That’s why I have camel toe
By the way, It's rude to stare
At a lady’s parts down there
Even if I say
That just yesterday
I shaved off all my pubic hair
'Cos I like the bush-free style
Around my vertical smile
And If you like it too
I'd bet that you
Might be a closet peadophile!
That I’m not trying to put on a show
But when I fell from the ledge
It gave me a wedge
That’s why I have camel toe
By the way, It's rude to stare
At a lady’s parts down there
Even if I say
That just yesterday
I shaved off all my pubic hair
'Cos I like the bush-free style
Around my vertical smile
And If you like it too
I'd bet that you
Might be a closet peadophile!
#women
#limerick
#funny
122 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
29th Aug 2019 12:19pm
29th Aug 2019 12:19pm
Trounced by the Trojans
The Commander caused quite a commotion
Seduced the Queen, and he got a promotion!
He made General, too young
Just because he’s well-hung
But at war, he got trounced by the Trojans!
When recalled for his battlefield failure
The Queen stripped him of all his regalia
Then she summoned her surgeon
And his punishment burgeoned:
He surrendered his male genitalia!
Seduced the Queen, and he got a promotion!
He made General, too young
Just because he’s well-hung
But at war, he got trounced by the Trojans!
When recalled for his battlefield failure
The Queen stripped him of all his regalia
Then she summoned her surgeon
And his punishment burgeoned:
He surrendered his male genitalia!
#breakup
#BDSM
#limerick
67 reads
2 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
27th Aug 2019 11:49pm
27th Aug 2019 11:49pm
D’arcy
There once was a girl named D’arcy
Who took her fetish so far she
Would let all the boys watch
As she soaked her own crotch
In a flagrant act of Omorashi
She trekked from Toulouse to Turin
With her own brand of euro tourin’
And wherever she’d go
The townsfolk would cry “HO!
Here comes the Queen of Urine!”
She'd stand in the village square
And call to all the people there
"Hear Ye, Hear Ye! ...
Who took her fetish so far she
Would let all the boys watch
As she soaked her own crotch
In a flagrant act of Omorashi
She trekked from Toulouse to Turin
With her own brand of euro tourin’
And wherever she’d go
The townsfolk would cry “HO!
Here comes the Queen of Urine!”
She'd stand in the village square
And call to all the people there
"Hear Ye, Hear Ye! ...
#women
#limerick
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
88 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
27th Aug 2019 1:48pm
27th Aug 2019 1:48pm
First in Line
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
237 reads
3 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
27th Aug 2019 12:51pm
27th Aug 2019 12:51pm
Eproctophilia
#limerick
#funny
148 reads
8 Comments
Ammonite
Poem Published
25th Aug 2019 3:12pm
25th Aug 2019 3:12pm
Flashers
A rough bunch of blokes got their kicks
By showing young women their dicks.
When they tried it at Newnham
The girls really slew them,
Shouting: 'You've all got very small pricks'
By showing young women their dicks.
When they tried it at Newnham
The girls really slew them,
Shouting: 'You've all got very small pricks'
#limerick
#funny
#shame
56 reads
11 Comments
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