Limerick Poems
#limerick
Limerick poems, humorous and cheeky five line verses with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme. The first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. A limerick is a folk poetry form popular in the 19th century, typically naughty or obscene, and setting out to violate taboos.
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
10th May 2022 5:49pm
10th May 2022 5:49pm
No Collateral
#BDSM
#limerick
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ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
4th May 2022 1:00pm
4th May 2022 1:00pm
Do It Right
#BDSM
#rhyming
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
113 reads
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ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
1st May 2022 1:17pm
1st May 2022 1:17pm
Meek, and it Shows
#BDSM
#sun
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
93 reads
6 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
30th Apr 2022 2:37am
LimerElla
There once was a student named Ella
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
#family
#limerick
#NaPoWriMo2022
56 reads
3 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
22nd Apr 2022 12:05pm
22nd Apr 2022 12:05pm
I’m Reminded Each Morn
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
92 reads
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ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
15th Apr 2022 12:46pm
15th Apr 2022 12:46pm
Fanboy's Audition
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
76 reads
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slipalong
Poem Published
21st Jan 2022 5:25pm
21st Jan 2022 5:25pm
The young lady from Charlestown
There was a young lady of Charlestown
in love, was always being let down
but down by the harbour
a boy raised her ardour
but is she buying a white wedding gown?
in love, was always being let down
but down by the harbour
a boy raised her ardour
but is she buying a white wedding gown?
#limerick
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slipalong
Poem Published
28th Dec 2021 3:30am
28th Dec 2021 3:30am
Inventing the limerick
There once was a poet named Lear
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
#limerick
136 reads
8 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
11th Dec 2021 9:14am
11th Dec 2021 9:14am
The man from Benghazi
#limerick
#funny
69 reads
2 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
29th Nov 2021 9:43am
29th Nov 2021 9:43am
the young man from Berlin
There was a young man from Berlin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
#limerick
61 reads
0 Comments
LostViking
Lost Viking
Lost Viking
Poem Published
28th Sep 2021 12:53pm
28th Sep 2021 12:53pm
I Made Love to a Girl Named Bonita
I made love to a girl named Bonita,
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
#sex
#limerick
#funny
218 reads
2 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
10th Sep 2021 8:41am
10th Sep 2021 8:41am
There was a young man from Seville (Limerick)
There was a young man from Seville
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
#limerick
#funny
119 reads
6 Comments
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