Limerick Poems
#limerick
Limerick poems, humorous and cheeky five line verses with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme. The first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. A limerick is a folk poetry form popular in the 19th century, typically naughty or obscene, and setting out to violate taboos.
TheChadDupree
Poem Published
11th Apr 2019 2:39pm
11th Apr 2019 2:39pm
A Limerick About Lips
I knew a chick named Becky
Her lips were oh so sexy
But let’s keep it real
We know how she feels about that ordeal
When she caught someone staring and said this: “Want some candy?”
Her lips were oh so sexy
But let’s keep it real
We know how she feels about that ordeal
When she caught someone staring and said this: “Want some candy?”
#lust
#erotic
#limerick #sensual
#limerick #sensual
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TheChadDupree
Poem Published
11th Apr 2019 1:58am
11th Apr 2019 1:58am
Nancy's Tits
I knew a girl named Nancy
She so, so tickled my fancy
I stared at her Double D's
Her cleavage was such a tease
Until this: "Ya like what you see?"
She so, so tickled my fancy
I stared at her Double D's
Her cleavage was such a tease
Until this: "Ya like what you see?"
#lust
#erotic
#limerick #dirty
#limerick #dirty
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TheChadDupree
Poem Published
10th Apr 2019 7:09am
10th Apr 2019 7:09am
The Woman From The North
There once was a woman from the North
Her body quickly and rapidly morphed
After dinner, she looked in the mirror
Something looked unfamiliar
She smiled. She was finally developing an arse!
Her body quickly and rapidly morphed
After dinner, she looked in the mirror
Something looked unfamiliar
She smiled. She was finally developing an arse!
#teens
#limerick
#funny
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Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
jade tiger
Poem Published
8th Apr 2019 12:40pm
8th Apr 2019 12:40pm
One Night
( Going out on a “lim”... )
One night while I slept in my bed,
A shooting star passed thru’ my head!
It changed all the ways
I spent all my days,
And wasn’t mistaken for dead!
One night as I slept ‘neath a tree,
I dreamt that I went down to be
Where my lover had gone,
Where did we go wrong?
His footprints all led to the sea!
One night while I slept as it rained,
I dreamt I poured grease in a drain
From the bacon I fried,
Sunny side eggs I tried,
Still hungry, bent over in pain!
One...
One night while I slept in my bed,
A shooting star passed thru’ my head!
It changed all the ways
I spent all my days,
And wasn’t mistaken for dead!
One night as I slept ‘neath a tree,
I dreamt that I went down to be
Where my lover had gone,
Where did we go wrong?
His footprints all led to the sea!
One night while I slept as it rained,
I dreamt I poured grease in a drain
From the bacon I fried,
Sunny side eggs I tried,
Still hungry, bent over in pain!
One...
#love
#limerick
#lover
#insomnia
#NaPoWriMo2019
90 reads
18 Comments
Ammonite
Poem Published
30th Mar 2019 10:17pm
30th Mar 2019 10:17pm
Horatio Hornblower
#limerick
#dirty
56 reads
5 Comments
JusTim_
Poem Published
20th Mar 2019 9:04pm
20th Mar 2019 9:04pm
Happy Hour
~
Tim went to the doc with pain in his rear
walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed then he hawed
amazed what he saw
stashed deep in Tim's ass were two pints of beer
°
#limerick
#funny
69 reads
30 Comments
Ammonite
Poem Published
15th Mar 2019 5:41pm
15th Mar 2019 5:41pm
Aunty-Social Behaviour
Our neighbours express much disfavour
Of aunty's social behaviour
When she runs down the road
Wearing nothing but woad
Shouting "Hash is my only true saviour!"
Of aunty's social behaviour
When she runs down the road
Wearing nothing but woad
Shouting "Hash is my only true saviour!"
#marijuana
#limerick
#culture
77 reads
10 Comments
Ammonite
Poem Published
12th Mar 2019 11:36am
12th Mar 2019 11:36am
Lord Pym's Limerick
A debutante said to Lord Pym:
"Does your wife keep champagne in her quim?"
He replied: "No such luck,"
"Do you fart when you fuck?"
And he thought that was ten points to him.
"Does your wife keep champagne in her quim?"
He replied: "No such luck,"
"Do you fart when you fuck?"
And he thought that was ten points to him.
#limerick
#dirty
59 reads
6 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
9th Mar 2019 2:04pm
9th Mar 2019 2:04pm
Turpentined
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
127 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
6th Mar 2019 9:50pm
6th Mar 2019 9:50pm
Predator, or Prey?
You decide.
1
A slap on the face won't be all
Of the penalty soon to befall
If he fails, in the boudoir
To sate his hot cougar
His manhood, she'll batter and maul!
2
A triad of cougars were stunned
By the stamina of their young stud!
With no lack of esprit
He could service all three
Without even using his tongue!
1
A slap on the face won't be all
Of the penalty soon to befall
If he fails, in the boudoir
To sate his hot cougar
His manhood, she'll batter and maul!
2
A triad of cougars were stunned
By the stamina of their young stud!
With no lack of esprit
He could service all three
Without even using his tongue!
#sex
#BDSM
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
115 reads
0 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
6th Mar 2019 5:20pm
6th Mar 2019 5:20pm
Hazed
Sorority girls are ingenious
Hazing pledges in ways most indecent:
Made ‘em crawl nice and slow
In their thongs, down Frat Row
Just for meanness, to tease every penis!
Hazing pledges in ways most indecent:
Made ‘em crawl nice and slow
In their thongs, down Frat Row
Just for meanness, to tease every penis!
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
91 reads
0 Comments
Ammonite
Poem Published
6th Mar 2019 2:51pm
6th Mar 2019 2:51pm
Frustration
I met a girl with curly hair,
Lusted for her everywhere.
One night I groped her pubic mound
But little slit I never found
In the tangled mat of curly hair.
Lusted for her everywhere.
One night I groped her pubic mound
But little slit I never found
In the tangled mat of curly hair.
#rhyming
#limerick
#funny
59 reads
2 Comments
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