Limerick Poems
#limerick
Limerick poems, humorous and cheeky five line verses with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme. The first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. A limerick is a folk poetry form popular in the 19th century, typically naughty or obscene, and setting out to violate taboos.
No Collateral

#BDSM
#limerick
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Do It Right

#BDSM
#rhyming
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
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Meek, and it Shows

#BDSM
#sun
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
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LimerElla
There once was a student named Ella
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
moving house with a girl and two fellas
They needed a van
so I said “yes I can”
and that started me on this novella
They departed a two storey flat
to move in with a boy and a cat
There were so many stairs
I’m now having nightmares
about falling and going kersplat
You might wonder why I’d be at peace
lugging boxes all day without cease
Though the work was unpaid
I was pleased to give aid
for this Ella is my darling niece
#family
#limerick
#NaPoWriMo2022
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I’m Reminded Each Morn

#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
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Fanboy's Audition

#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
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The young lady from Charlestown
There was a young lady of Charlestown
in love, was always being let down
but down by the harbour
a boy raised her ardour
but is she buying a white wedding gown?
in love, was always being let down
but down by the harbour
a boy raised her ardour
but is she buying a white wedding gown?
#limerick
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Inventing the limerick
There once was a poet named Lear
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
#limerick
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The man from Benghazi

#limerick
#funny
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the young man from Berlin
There was a young man from Berlin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
#limerick
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I Made Love to a Girl Named Bonita
I made love to a girl named Bonita,
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
#sex
#limerick
#funny
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There was a young man from Seville (Limerick)
There was a young man from Seville
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
#limerick
#funny
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