Limerick Poems
#limerick
Limerick poems, humorous and cheeky five line verses with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme. The first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. A limerick is a folk poetry form popular in the 19th century, typically naughty or obscene, and setting out to violate taboos.
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
Yesterday 2:55am
Yesterday 2:55am
Who Gives a f**k?
The Poets I Follow has shrunk
But I never unfollow, that's bunk!
All my poets keep leaving
Thus keeping me grieving
And wondering, "Who gives a fuck?"
But I never unfollow, that's bunk!
All my poets keep leaving
Thus keeping me grieving
And wondering, "Who gives a fuck?"
#limerick
#despair
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
6 reads
3 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
18th Oct 2021 5:44pm
18th Oct 2021 5:44pm
Stinky Pinky
My date wanted sex that was kinky
'Till she found out my dick was so dinky
So I tickled her bum
With my fingers and tongue
Now we're wed, and my pinky stays stinky!
'Till she found out my dick was so dinky
So I tickled her bum
With my fingers and tongue
Now we're wed, and my pinky stays stinky!
#limerick
#dirty
5 reads
3 Comments
LostViking
Lost Viking
Lost Viking
Poem Published
28th Sep 2021 12:53pm
28th Sep 2021 12:53pm
I Made Love to a Girl Named Bonita
I made love to a girl named Bonita,
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
Then she found out about Margarita.
They both were so fine.
Two sips of fine wine,
I drank both and said, “Now, I'll see ya.”
#sex
#limerick
#funny
74 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
26th Sep 2021 5:29pm
26th Sep 2021 5:29pm
Every Night In My Dreams
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
17 reads
1 Comment
Insiderew
Rew
Rew
Poem Published
15th Sep 2021 4:25pm
15th Sep 2021 4:25pm
Limerick
Smoking at work is now a no-no
If you wanna smoke get outta the dooro
An smoking near kids
We just hadda get rid
But to refuse vaccine an masks? well', I dunno...
If you wanna smoke get outta the dooro
An smoking near kids
We just hadda get rid
But to refuse vaccine an masks? well', I dunno...
#limerick
29 reads
0 Comments
Insiderew
Rew
Rew
Poem Published
13th Sep 2021 5:49pm
13th Sep 2021 5:49pm
Don't Ask
Well' the wife's dead an' me'n the kids are ill
I wonder if they'll get to read my will
but for vaccines and masks
I just tut- tut say "don't ask
to kowtow to them fools, on the hill!"
I wonder if they'll get to read my will
but for vaccines and masks
I just tut- tut say "don't ask
to kowtow to them fools, on the hill!"
#limerick
37 reads
0 Comments
Insiderew
Rew
Rew
Poem Published
12th Sep 2021 10:00pm
12th Sep 2021 10:00pm
Black holes anthropomorphized
I think black holes're all masculine
get into their orbit an' they suck you in
you'll get violently swept
into some dark, dark nest
an' never have your own horizins!
get into their orbit an' they suck you in
you'll get violently swept
into some dark, dark nest
an' never have your own horizins!
#rhyming
#limerick
35 reads
1 Comment
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
12th Sep 2021 4:58pm
12th Sep 2021 4:58pm
Leave Those Slave Girls Alone!
#BDSM
#limerick
14 reads
4 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
10th Sep 2021 8:41am
10th Sep 2021 8:41am
There was a young man from Seville (Limerick)
There was a young man from Seville
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
#limerick
#funny
44 reads
6 Comments
Insiderew
Rew
Rew
Poem Published
29th Aug 2021 6:19pm
29th Aug 2021 6:19pm
Black Hole
There is a black hole (it's the worst)
and O my dears how we will curse and curse
as it swallows stars faster and faster
gets vaster and vaster
till it swallows the universe.
and O my dears how we will curse and curse
as it swallows stars faster and faster
gets vaster and vaster
till it swallows the universe.
#limerick
35 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
16th Aug 2021 11:43pm
16th Aug 2021 11:43pm
Rohmcom
There once was a nazi Ernst Rohm
Who conducted his evils with aplomb
The fact he was gay
Held very little sway
As his man-dates went down like a bomb
by Jemia (&Lili)
Who conducted his evils with aplomb
The fact he was gay
Held very little sway
As his man-dates went down like a bomb
by Jemia (&Lili)
#dark
#limerick
#historical
34 reads
3 Comments
LostViking
Lost Viking
Lost Viking
Poem Published
22nd Jun 2021 2:31pm
22nd Jun 2021 2:31pm
Two Virgins
#sex
#limerick
151 reads
2 Comments
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