Short Limerick Poems
#limerick
A Not So Pleasant Experience
When a carnival comes to town
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
#limerick
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Reindeer Game
#holiday
#limerick
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Her Name Happens To Be Lucy Figg
Her name happens to be Lucy Figg
who hopes to land a job in some big
time company somewhere
but they all would not care
because who wants to hire this one pig.
who hopes to land a job in some big
time company somewhere
but they all would not care
because who wants to hire this one pig.
#animals
#fiction
#limerick
#acceptance
#culture
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4 line poem
4 lines
Dry straw piled high
On a horse-drawn wagon
The mare was asleep
Dreaming of clover
Dry straw piled high
On a horse-drawn wagon
The mare was asleep
Dreaming of clover
#limerick
#acrostic
#FreeVerse
#quatrain
#paradelle
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Placebo affected
If I conversate, then I talk too much
Feelings I'll throw up if I dont speak up
A flaw in this mind soup dispenser
By broke spout, my thought's surrender
Feelings I'll throw up if I dont speak up
A flaw in this mind soup dispenser
By broke spout, my thought's surrender
#limerick
#quatrain
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Bullimerick
There once was a bull named Mary
He liked his heifers hairy
But all their teats
Were shaved and neat
Which made him rather wary
He liked his heifers hairy
But all their teats
Were shaved and neat
Which made him rather wary
#limerick
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Inventing the limerick
There once was a poet named Lear
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
that's Edward to make it quite clear
invented a style
a comical file
now so admired and revered
#limerick
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the young man from Berlin
There was a young man from Berlin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
who boxed with a fighter named JIM
received a cut eye
gave a mighty shy
and KOed the ref on the chin
#limerick
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There was a young man from Seville (Limerick)
There was a young man from Seville
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
who swallowed some bright orange peel
his tummy it swelled
the toilet it held
his stool, was a marmalade thrill
#limerick
#funny
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Rohmcom
There once was a nazi Ernst Rohm
Who conducted his evils with aplomb
The fact he was gay
Held very little sway
As his man-dates went down like a bomb
by Jemia (&Lili)
Who conducted his evils with aplomb
The fact he was gay
Held very little sway
As his man-dates went down like a bomb
by Jemia (&Lili)
#dark
#limerick
#historical
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A Lady Of Hastings (Limerick!)
There was a young lady of Hastings
Who tried some artistic pastings
It went all askew
When she got covered in glue
That stuck up lady of Hastings
by Jemia
Who tried some artistic pastings
It went all askew
When she got covered in glue
That stuck up lady of Hastings
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
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Rude Limerick
We're stuck with a POTUS named Trump.
who decided he needed to dump
by the side of the road he
proceeds to unload the
monstrous full moons of his rump...
who decided he needed to dump
by the side of the road he
proceeds to unload the
monstrous full moons of his rump...
#politics
#limerick
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DU Poetry : Short Limerick Poems