Least Read Limerick Poems
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th Apr 2024 00:34am
16th Apr 2024 00:34am
The Seagull Connoisseur
There once was a seagull
of Hastings
Had no time
for time wastings
When tourists
were about
He let out
a seagull shout
Then steal their food
for nice tastings!
by Jemia
of Hastings
Had no time
for time wastings
When tourists
were about
He let out
a seagull shout
Then steal their food
for nice tastings!
by Jemia
#limerick
#satirical
#funny
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th Apr 2024 00:27am
16th Apr 2024 00:27am
Bamoon!
There once was an old man
of the moon
Who behaved as a bit
of a loon
One day
when full
He'd give a
werewolf call
But sounded more like
a baboon!
by Jemia
of the moon
Who behaved as a bit
of a loon
One day
when full
He'd give a
werewolf call
But sounded more like
a baboon!
by Jemia
#limerick
#satirical
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Mar 2024 1:21am
26th Mar 2024 1:21am
A Fishy Limerick
There once was a lady of
Hastings
Who was busy with her much time
wastings
When lost down a
twitten
She was immediately
smitten
With her fish, and chip supper
and mushy pea tastings
by Jemia
Hastings
Who was busy with her much time
wastings
When lost down a
twitten
She was immediately
smitten
With her fish, and chip supper
and mushy pea tastings
by Jemia
#limerick
#satirical
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2024 4:31pm
3rd Jan 2024 4:31pm
In A Pickle
There once was a man Mcfuddle
Who got himself into a muddle
He made himself a jerkin
Out of an out of date gherkin
And got in a bit of a pickle
by Jemia
Who got himself into a muddle
He made himself a jerkin
Out of an out of date gherkin
And got in a bit of a pickle
by Jemia
#limerick
#satirical
#funny
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
31st Jan 2024 8:21pm
31st Jan 2024 8:21pm
A Not So Pleasant Experience
When a carnival comes to town
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
Cotton candy, makeup for the clowns
Don’t eat before a ride
Puking, people should hide
Always drink plenty of water.
#limerick
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