Some Funny Wisdom

   
Ant and grasshopper  
   
The grasshopper spent the summer singing  
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging  
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?  
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!  
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing  
   
   
Volcano  
   
There once was a woman from Khartoum  
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum  
She started with soprano  
it sounded like volcano  
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb