Woofy, woof, woof

 
 
 
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)  
 
 
Woof, woof, woof ……woof, woof, woof  
         woof,  
woof,          woof, woof, woof  
woof, woof, woof  
                            wowoof, woof, woof, woof  
wowoof, woof  
                       woof  
                               woof, woof,woof  
 
Woof, woof, woof ……woof, woof, woof  
         woof,  
woof,         woof, woof, woof  
woof, woof, woof  
                            wawoof, woof, woof, woof  
wowoof, woof  
                       woof  
                               woof, woof,woof                        
 
 
Prancing thru the snow,  
booties on my toes,  
dressed with pretty bows  
seems how it always goes  
there would be no pics  
if not for this prick  
forcing me to sit and freeze  
then do some silly tricks  
 
               Oh!  
      (repeat chorus)  
 
bells upon my feet  
cause she thinks its sweet  
though I like the treats  
it gives me the creeps  
perhaps I'll bite her hand  
wouldn't that be grand  
a stand I'd take for heavens sake  
for pets throughout the land  
                    Oh!  
          (repeat chorus)  
 
 
 
Woofy woofwoof,  everyone.