Nursery Crimes 6.2

 
(i) A Sailors Luck

A sailor tried his luck, luck, luck
To see what could pluck, pluck, pluck
he’d settle for a suck, suck, suck
but he’d rather have a fuck, fuck, fuck

A sailor s name was Jock, Jock Jock
he saw the sheep a flock, flock, flock
he chased them down the dock, dock, dock
brandishing his cock, cock, cock!


he found one fast asleep, sleep, sleep
lifted it’s tail such a creep. Creep. creep
and when he saw it seep, seep, seep
he got inside balls deep, deep, deep


(ii ) Little Gang Bang

One little two little three little hard-ons
Four little five little six little stiff dicks,
Seven little eight little nine little hard cocks
a gang bang’s on the cards

Ten little, nine little, eight little cum shots
Seven little six little five little spunk splash
Four little three little two little sperm baths
she looks like a painters hands.


(iii) Gay Tom

Tom, Tom, the piper’s son,
liked to take it up the bum.
he liked big meat,
to beat and eat,
but mainly he loved the anal


(iv) Homes

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She liked her face plastered and covered in goo
It would make her horny
 she’d rub all her bits
You could fuck her as long
 as you’d cum on her tits

There was an old woman who lived in a Hut.
She had so many children,
she couldn’t keep her legs shut
She gave it up to any man still breathing,
so it would start the, humping and heaving

there was an old lady who lived in a shack
if you paid her five dollars
she show you her crack
if you paid her ten she’d suck your cock
if you paid her twenty
she’d ride you plenty


(v) Jack

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack be horny
Strokes his dick

Jack be sleazy
Jack’s so easy
Jack is queazy
His dick’s all cheesy

Jack protested
He’s unmolested
Cock’s infested
Needs retested

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Has to suck his
Own cheesy dick