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neighbor obviously ain't an ASPCA donor

you better take some of that bass      
out of your voice      
immediately      
mam      
     
i don't give a      
about attractin raccoons      
that get in your garbage      
my cat lives outside      
handles them hoes      
two shiner havin mo fo's      
found a way to co exist      
     
put a lid on your fuckin trash can anyway      
5 dollars at home depot bitch      
talkin bout dirty critters      
after these fools      
rob the left over cat food      
they wash they paws in the water bowl      
bet you ain't even use no hand sanitizer or nothin      
after takin a shit      
and smokin that fuckin cigarette      
     
my lil siamese      
without a twin      
winks them april angel after rainstorm      
blue hues      
gives a good triple r roll      
purr      
on my leg      
like she's from fuckin honduras      
some other south american country      
that bounces that tongue around so well      
she shows love      
mid bitch session      
as if to say      
yeah bro      
i got your back too      
     
so i politely reply to a comment      
about putting poison out      
with i'll start a fire and let my non crip 80 lb blue pitt out      
right fucking now      
that fence ain't stoppin shit      
if you ever threaten any of my animals again      
me,kitty,and puppy be havin bbq ol black bitch for breakfast      
dog will dap with both paws      
 never shit inside again      
even when if i opiate overdose      
and don't open the doors for 36 hrs      
k 9  ain't even worried  
like she ain't never have to eat even one of her offspring  
and we got a jew lawyer  
 she learn to bark english real quick      
just to tell the police      
i don't know what happened to that mean ol lady      
we ain't leave the house all night
Written by johnrot
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