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neighbor obviously ain't an ASPCA donor
you better take some of that bass
out of your voice
immediately
mam
i don't give a
about attractin raccoons
that get in your garbage
my cat lives outside
handles them hoes
two shiner havin mo fo's
found a way to co exist
put a lid on your fuckin trash can anyway
5 dollars at home depot bitch
talkin bout dirty critters
after these fools
rob the left over cat food
they wash they paws in the water bowl
bet you ain't even use no hand sanitizer or nothin
after takin a shit
and smokin that fuckin cigarette
my lil siamese
without a twin
winks them april angel after rainstorm
blue hues
gives a good triple r roll
purr
on my leg
like she's from fuckin honduras
some other south american country
that bounces that tongue around so well
she shows love
mid bitch session
as if to say
yeah bro
i got your back too
so i politely reply to a comment
about putting poison out
with i'll start a fire and let my non crip 80 lb blue pitt out
right fucking now
that fence ain't stoppin shit
if you ever threaten any of my animals again
me,kitty,and puppy be havin bbq ol black bitch for breakfast
dog will dap with both paws
never shit inside again
even when if i opiate overdose
and don't open the doors for 36 hrs
k 9 ain't even worried
like she ain't never have to eat even one of her offspring
and we got a jew lawyer
she learn to bark english real quick
just to tell the police
i don't know what happened to that mean ol lady
we ain't leave the house all night
out of your voice
immediately
mam
i don't give a
about attractin raccoons
that get in your garbage
my cat lives outside
handles them hoes
two shiner havin mo fo's
found a way to co exist
put a lid on your fuckin trash can anyway
5 dollars at home depot bitch
talkin bout dirty critters
after these fools
rob the left over cat food
they wash they paws in the water bowl
bet you ain't even use no hand sanitizer or nothin
after takin a shit
and smokin that fuckin cigarette
my lil siamese
without a twin
winks them april angel after rainstorm
blue hues
gives a good triple r roll
purr
on my leg
like she's from fuckin honduras
some other south american country
that bounces that tongue around so well
she shows love
mid bitch session
as if to say
yeah bro
i got your back too
so i politely reply to a comment
about putting poison out
with i'll start a fire and let my non crip 80 lb blue pitt out
right fucking now
that fence ain't stoppin shit
if you ever threaten any of my animals again
me,kitty,and puppy be havin bbq ol black bitch for breakfast
dog will dap with both paws
never shit inside again
even when if i opiate overdose
and don't open the doors for 36 hrs
k 9 ain't even worried
like she ain't never have to eat even one of her offspring
and we got a jew lawyer
she learn to bark english real quick
just to tell the police
i don't know what happened to that mean ol lady
we ain't leave the house all night
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