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Jokes and Riddles repository

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clewluss
SMOOKY
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Poetry Contest

Enjoy sharing old 'laughed overs' for others to tell and modify
example:

Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30


poet Anonymous

Question: why did the turtle cross the road?

Answer: to get to the shell station!

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rain1courtel
RainC
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United States
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tornado said:Question: why did the turtle cross the road?

Answer: to get to the shell station!






ha

poet Anonymous

Ha! I'm here every Thursday! Try the meatloaf and don't forget to tip your waitress : )

poet Anonymous

Question: why did the cow cross the road?

Answer: to get to the udder side!

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BoFantastic
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Why do pirates stank?

They never wash their booty.

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snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States
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Q: How can you tell that Chris Christie is into BDSM?

A: He like to tie people up in traffic.

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demonspread66
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad,stop the funeral!

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Waterviolet
Fire of Insight
Canada
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Y do jeurafs have sutch long necks ?
Because there feet stink

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jvp
Thought Provoker
United States
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Solemn Golf

Fourteenth hole.
Paused, distant church bells toll.  
Tipped my hat, for the lost soul.  
"You really respect life."  
"Least I can do, for my wife."  

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johnrot
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what did the poet say to luke skywalker?

metaphors be with you..................

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Toast
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New Zealand
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Lol

How do fish party?

Seaweed

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Grace
Idryad
Guardian of Shadows
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A; why did he end up looking at the waitress' butt?
B; Cos he tipped her over the counter.

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Angel_Of_Darkness
Guardian Demon
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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the hell outta it.

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johnrot
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how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

buy the bitch a shovel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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