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Posted: 10th July 2014 5:15pm
clewluss
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Poetry Contest

Enjoy sharing old 'laughed overs' for others to tell and modify
example:

Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30


Posted: 10th July 2014 7:07pm
poet Anonymous
Question: why did the turtle cross the road?

Answer: to get to the shell station!

Posted: 10th July 2014 7:14pm
rain1courtel
rain1courtel
RainC
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tornado said:Question: why did the turtle cross the road?

Answer: to get to the shell station!





ha

Posted: 10th July 2014 7:30pm
poet Anonymous
Ha! I'm here every Thursday! Try the meatloaf and don't forget to tip your waitress : )

Posted: 10th July 2014 7:31pm
poet Anonymous
Question: why did the cow cross the road?

Answer: to get to the udder side!

Posted: 10th July 2014 9:37pm
BoFantastic
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Why do pirates stank?

They never wash their booty.

Posted: 12th July 2014 6:01am
snugglebuck
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Q: How can you tell that Chris Christie is into BDSM?

A: He like to tie people up in traffic.

Posted: 12th July 2014 8:17am
demonspread66
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad,stop the funeral!

Posted: 12th July 2014 8:32am
Waterviolet
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Y do jeurafs have sutch long necks ?
Because there feet stink

Posted: 13th July 2014 8:48pm
Edited: 13th July 2014 8:57pm - edited 2 times
jvp
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Solemn Golf

Fourteenth hole.
Paused, distant church bells toll.  
Tipped my hat, for the lost soul.  
"You really respect life."  
"Least I can do, for my wife."  

Posted: 13th July 2014 9:21pm
johnrot
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what did the poet say to luke skywalker?

metaphors be with you..................

Posted: 14th July 2014 00:48am
Toast
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Lol

How do fish party?

Seaweed

Posted: 14th July 2014 1:32am
Grace
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A; why did he end up looking at the waitress' butt?
B; Cos he tipped her over the counter.

Posted: 14th July 2014 1:33am
Angel_Of_Darkness
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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the hell outta it.

Posted: 14th July 2014 1:56am
johnrot
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how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

buy the bitch a shovel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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