Well I have been trying for a good while on here and at other online venues, to find a solemate but it hasn't happened so I pulled out the stops, jumped out of the plane and pulled the parachute cord and here I am.
I found the bride of my dreams on BRIDEPRICE.COM and bargained her down from $3000 plus $300 for packaging. to $1950 total.
Well, it wasn't actually the total, there still was finding a freight company to ship her to me but I had done shipping a couple times before so I went ahead and hit "accept offer"
I am the chinese beer hottie of missed oppurtunity
Remorseless, I graze the indigenous grass blades Angel's wings carry me to tell tall tales oh I can rest with the other men with their swords I am alert to hunt the sasquatch with stealth babies on candy forums my mind iceberg I am fraught with reason Elephant's toes step higher than clouds and back down they soar sleeping with the eagles
Jane puts in a hard day's work. Jane got trained by Brianna who thought it slick to also train Jane to Do Brianna's job as well.
Jane was doing her job and Briannas when Briana moved on to a highly paid position.
Janes boss, Keesha, hired a sexy Polish lady that Could do no work. Dilliah', who flirted and winked at Keesha all day, but Dilliah could hardly write a legible email, let alone put the arriving mail in alphabetical order. Jane was...
Rosco Poetry was offering 30 percent off their custom poem service plus a free short poem with twist, I went for it. My poem arrived in three days In a plain brown box. The poem had the gist Of what I had asked for but The geo/historical setting Was a bit of a surprise, as I had requested a northern Irish setting.
I ended up with Eastern European. Plus, some awkward events happened in the poem, that I did not know why they were there, as I had not requested them.
dear young lad, writing to you is you, the you fourty years into the future i just wanted to... WHO'S THERE i wanted to... WHO IS TALKING TO ME oh hi, i am you from the future. WHERE ARE YOU i , im just , hi, i am you, i just wanted.. WHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND IF YOU ARE ME? oh, how old are you. because when i was.. I'M 15 oh, well let me remember... yes, that was a sad affair yes Jodi, she would... HOW DO YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY... no and mom and dad took me away to their summer house and when i git...