Poetry Competition Ends 24th July 2024 3:25pm
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Fancy Pants
Poetry Contest Description
Poetry using specific words
Write a poem using the following list of seldom used words. Please try to use them in the correct context. Hit up Google if you're uncertain of a meaning. Have fun with this one!
Word list:
Gallivant
Britches
Rigmarole
Hoodwink
Skull duggery
Jalopy
Brouhaha
Shenanigans
Flummoxed
Whatsit
* Must use all 10 words on the list & it must make sense
* 3 weeks
* Any genre
* No epic sagas please
* New writes only
* Competition will be voted on by myself & 2 others
Word list:
Gallivant
Britches
Rigmarole
Hoodwink
Skull duggery
Jalopy
Brouhaha
Shenanigans
Flummoxed
Whatsit
* Must use all 10 words on the list & it must make sense
* 3 weeks
* Any genre
* No epic sagas please
* New writes only
* Competition will be voted on by myself & 2 others
Rew
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Fire of Insight
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Joined 30th Sep 2022 Forum Posts: 443
Odds & Sods for Fancy Pants
Cast, In order of appearance
Gallivant
Britches
Rigmarole
Hoodwink
Skull duggery
Flummoxed
Shenanigans
Brouhaha
Whatsit
Jalopy
I'll gallivant round in my old patched britches
deaf to the rigmarole of dressing chic,
cos they hoodwink us with ads selling pants with fancy stitches
and there, in ads, lie their skull duggery...
And then, I'm damn-well flummoxed, (here, ads go crazy)
at the shenanigans and brouhaha they use to sell us
a thingymagig, a whatsit? Ah... yes, a rusting jalopy!
With support from
various Odds & Sods.
Gallivant
Britches
Rigmarole
Hoodwink
Skull duggery
Flummoxed
Shenanigans
Brouhaha
Whatsit
Jalopy
I'll gallivant round in my old patched britches
deaf to the rigmarole of dressing chic,
cos they hoodwink us with ads selling pants with fancy stitches
and there, in ads, lie their skull duggery...
And then, I'm damn-well flummoxed, (here, ads go crazy)
at the shenanigans and brouhaha they use to sell us
a thingymagig, a whatsit? Ah... yes, a rusting jalopy!
With support from
various Odds & Sods.
Written by Rew
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Ljdynamic
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Dangerous Mind
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Joined 18th Aug 2017Forum Posts: 374
Bedtime Capers
He gallivants into my room.
His face is a sight for sore eyes.
We kiss in an adulterated fashion
and my passion for him burns deep.
He rigamaroles words for foreplay,
but without delay he is in my mouth.
My mother hears all the brouhaha,
and she kicks the door down in fear.
Flummoxed, she beats him with the broom block
meanwhile, his cock is flying about.
She calls him a hoodwink,
but she does not know I have a kink.
Meanwhile, he desperately tries to pull
his britches up and cries for mercy.
He literally jumps out of the window,
and my beau, hops into his jalopy.
I am left here in the wake of this mess.
My mother does not know what to make
of our shenanigans, but I can tell
that hell will break loose for my whatsit time.
She insist that since I am not wed
no man should be in my bed
for that is skullduggery, but I reply
he was standing, does skull fuckery count?
His face is a sight for sore eyes.
We kiss in an adulterated fashion
and my passion for him burns deep.
He rigamaroles words for foreplay,
but without delay he is in my mouth.
My mother hears all the brouhaha,
and she kicks the door down in fear.
Flummoxed, she beats him with the broom block
meanwhile, his cock is flying about.
She calls him a hoodwink,
but she does not know I have a kink.
Meanwhile, he desperately tries to pull
his britches up and cries for mercy.
He literally jumps out of the window,
and my beau, hops into his jalopy.
I am left here in the wake of this mess.
My mother does not know what to make
of our shenanigans, but I can tell
that hell will break loose for my whatsit time.
She insist that since I am not wed
no man should be in my bed
for that is skullduggery, but I reply
he was standing, does skull fuckery count?
Written by Ljdynamic
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the chase
I watch you gallivant
all over this fucking city
trying to hoodwink
every girl you can find
to slip their hand down
your britches and feel
what pulses beneath
get a jumpstart on the rigmarole
of convincing them you're
worth a chance at the fire
between their legs
You like them blushing
and flummoxed
in the backseat of your
father's red jalopy
for some shenanigans
that aren't spoken about
in polite society
Whether the chase
is hard or easy
this game of skull duggery
is what you're all about
the brouhaha of the conquest
almost as good as the conquest itself
Balls deep
you've already forgotten
whatsits name
she could be anyone
and she is to you
one more nameless fuck
for you to scratch into your headboard
when you get home
all over this fucking city
trying to hoodwink
every girl you can find
to slip their hand down
your britches and feel
what pulses beneath
get a jumpstart on the rigmarole
of convincing them you're
worth a chance at the fire
between their legs
You like them blushing
and flummoxed
in the backseat of your
father's red jalopy
for some shenanigans
that aren't spoken about
in polite society
Whether the chase
is hard or easy
this game of skull duggery
is what you're all about
the brouhaha of the conquest
almost as good as the conquest itself
Balls deep
you've already forgotten
whatsits name
she could be anyone
and she is to you
one more nameless fuck
for you to scratch into your headboard
when you get home
Written by Indie
(Miss Indie)
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ExercisingDemons
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Thought Provoker
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Joined 30th July 2014Forum Posts: 18
I might give this a whirl, just wanted to say that "new writes only" is funny, like I had ten sitting around with all these words haha, nice prompt though, good luck to everyone
MadameLavender
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Guardian of Shadows
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Maidens of Castle Anthrax: The Lost Monty Python Song
We rode a fake jalopy
with coconuts sounding cloppy
off beaten paths
to Anthrax
the castle on the moors.
At first we all were flummoxed
no where or why or whatsit;
we found no Grail
on our trail
but there were nympho maids…..
Oh, we’ll gallivant in our britches
with those naughty bitches
who caused a whole
rigamarole
and a brouhaha.
Shenanigans they were thinking,
skull duggery and hoodwinking--
tricked us in
to carnal sin
and spankings, all around.
with coconuts sounding cloppy
off beaten paths
to Anthrax
the castle on the moors.
At first we all were flummoxed
no where or why or whatsit;
we found no Grail
on our trail
but there were nympho maids…..
Oh, we’ll gallivant in our britches
with those naughty bitches
who caused a whole
rigamarole
and a brouhaha.
Shenanigans they were thinking,
skull duggery and hoodwinking--
tricked us in
to carnal sin
and spankings, all around.
Written by MadameLavender
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Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
Tyrant of Words
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A Vacation
on a vacation from their wives two men did gallivant
in a merry tipsy gait britches all askew
singing together happily causing quite the brouhaha
quite a sight they were with their antics and shenanigans
at night beer in hand they walked the street
a jalopy they found thought it would be sweet
to give pity to its situation take it for a drive
on the streets they drove without care for the rigamarole
their laughter rang through the night
with skull duggery in mind they stood together
their daring tipsy groove flummoxed all
who saw them in a rather strange contraption
a whatsit of a gadget stuck in their ears
their beer bottle back on their hands
they tottered off with their britches all askew
staggering into their BnB and passing out on the floor
in a merry tipsy gait britches all askew
singing together happily causing quite the brouhaha
quite a sight they were with their antics and shenanigans
at night beer in hand they walked the street
a jalopy they found thought it would be sweet
to give pity to its situation take it for a drive
on the streets they drove without care for the rigamarole
their laughter rang through the night
with skull duggery in mind they stood together
their daring tipsy groove flummoxed all
who saw them in a rather strange contraption
a whatsit of a gadget stuck in their ears
their beer bottle back on their hands
they tottered off with their britches all askew
staggering into their BnB and passing out on the floor
Written by Grace
(IDryad)
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Duende
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Dangerous Mind
13
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Rigmaroles
he's the example
of whatsit to me
shitty solipsist
cocky pismire
a skullduggery
asshat with his
gelastic jalopy
quite bourgois
don't you think
flaccid britches
always down for
a lousy attempt
at shenanigans
-accismus style-
so gallivant chick
parades with your
hood wink dick &
egregious ways
as you fake your
brouhaha smiles
& flummoxed flare
your silly rigmaroles
won't get you anywhere
of whatsit to me
shitty solipsist
cocky pismire
a skullduggery
asshat with his
gelastic jalopy
quite bourgois
don't you think
flaccid britches
always down for
a lousy attempt
at shenanigans
-accismus style-
so gallivant chick
parades with your
hood wink dick &
egregious ways
as you fake your
brouhaha smiles
& flummoxed flare
your silly rigmaroles
won't get you anywhere
Written by Duende
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