Humour Has It !!

I don’t care what they say, Ernie and Bert were both gay
Oscar was a grouchy ass bum, what else can I say
Miss Piggy was a balls breaker
Kermit was a chubby chaser

The Cookie Monster had a real eating disorder
Big Bird hit Snuffleupagus with a restraining order
Count Von Count wasn’t just stuck on numbers, he had OCD
He beat the shit out of Animal’s ass for being so messy

Grover all cracked out was arrested for hanging out with kids
He took a beat down in jail when Elmo told what he did
Guy Smiley interviewed Julia and Abby Cadabby
They were both told by Telly Monster that Herry monster was their daddy

Zoe and Rosita were caught working the corner of 123 Sesame Street
Kami for those that don’t know tested positive for HIV
Bruno The Trashman found Roosevelt Franklin in the trash one day
Forgetful Jones was questioned but was zoned out with nothing to say

Don Music played a song at the wake
He declared it was Harvey Kneeslapper for goodness sake
One to many pranks that Professor Hasting said went to far
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said Roosevelt tested positive for tar

Beaker actually started speaking during one of Gonzo’s stunts
Gonzo and Fozzie The Bear tried to convince him that suicide was what he want
Sam The Eagle whooped down trying to be law and order to the rest of the cast
But Herbert Birdsfoot stepped in lecturing a foot into Sam’s ass

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Don’t ever build a wall between us girl  
I’ll tear that bitch down, I’ll tear that bitch down  

Please say you don’t need me  
You can even deceive me  
Tear my heart out like an unwanted weed baby  
Lil Momma, you can even emotionally bleed me  
 
Take the nine out of the drawer and just squeeze  
Carve my heart out of my chest boo, just don’t tease  
Alienate me, treat me like the plague, a fucking disease  
You work your magic so well, with the greatest of ease  
 
While I’m walking a high wire from hurt to hurt  
You’re accusing others of crimes to hide your dirt  
I’m that dirty little secret that you forgot you had  
I refuse to be swept under a rug and that makes you mad  
 
Your continuous collisions having wrecks after wrecks with me  
I can see it in your eyes just how bad you want to destroy me  
The frame of this relationship is all bent and rusted fucking through  
But the outward appearance is still beautiful and that’s all I ever had with you  
 
Don’t ever build a wall between us girl  
I’ll tear that bitch down, I’ll tear that bitch down  
 
Go on not wanting me as I wait in the darkness of need  
I have faith that you shall return with a vengeance, a greed  
In the secrecy of night I will be all that you can think of  
This is when you will invite me to your bed and show me your love    
 
  
 
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