Submissions by ReggiePoet (Reggie)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
An inner passion drives me to the pen, not something that I sought, or thought was mine; and it was very late in my life when I found my joy in meter and in rhyme!
I'm P*ssy-Whipped by You
#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
148 reads
1 Comment
Plage de la Batterie
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
73 reads
2 Comments
The Cuckold's Tongue
#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
192 reads
4 Comments
Performance Anxiety
#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
141 reads
2 Comments
Bareback!
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
209 reads
2 Comments
Annie and Frank
Annie Oakley was quite a good shot
And old photos reveal, she was hot
Cowboys hit on poor Ann
But that gun in her hand
Kept those randy dudes clear of her slot!
When a cowpoke got drunk on some beer
And then grabbed Annie’s tight derriere
She drew down on his crotch
And as everyone watched—
Annie turned that dude into a steer!
But that was before she met Frank—
Famous marksman with coin in the bank!
Annie saw, he was hung
So she ‘holstered’ his ‘gun’—
Then she taught him to ride her ‘bare-back!’
...
And old photos reveal, she was hot
Cowboys hit on poor Ann
But that gun in her hand
Kept those randy dudes clear of her slot!
When a cowpoke got drunk on some beer
And then grabbed Annie’s tight derriere
She drew down on his crotch
And as everyone watched—
Annie turned that dude into a steer!
But that was before she met Frank—
Famous marksman with coin in the bank!
Annie saw, he was hung
So she ‘holstered’ his ‘gun’—
Then she taught him to ride her ‘bare-back!’
...
#sex
#limerick
#funny
234 reads
4 Comments
For Every Lady Rates a Kiss
#sex
#rhyming
#funny
230 reads
3 Comments
The Seiđkonur
The Viking Seiđkonur, at midnight came
Alluring beauty clad in mantle blue
Translucent raiment baited graceful frame
Bewitched by all her treasures in full view
With shoulders bare and bosom pert and proud
And cold blue eyes, their glacial frost impart
By mystic lust-filled longing now endowed
She cast her spell upon my craven heart!
Not yet lost, I dared approach the witch
Too weak to thwart her carnal energies
She captured me with such a fulsome kiss
It took possession of my memories!
With lust for all eternity I’ll burn—
...
Alluring beauty clad in mantle blue
Translucent raiment baited graceful frame
Bewitched by all her treasures in full view
With shoulders bare and bosom pert and proud
And cold blue eyes, their glacial frost impart
By mystic lust-filled longing now endowed
She cast her spell upon my craven heart!
Not yet lost, I dared approach the witch
Too weak to thwart her carnal energies
She captured me with such a fulsome kiss
It took possession of my memories!
With lust for all eternity I’ll burn—
...
#sonnet
#witches
#curse
492 reads
2 Comments
The Poverty of Our Reality
As childhood innocence gets snatched away
Still masked for yet another sad birthday
Kept distant from their friends and family
To bloom alone in social poverty
Division festers while our leader gloats—
The old fool cannot even read his notes!
The sainthood of his cronies self-proclaimed
Whilst propagandist hacks divert the blame
Our judgement nigh—Alas, Babylon!
Whilst mindless servile lackeys come to fawn
Our freedoms cast before a tattered throne
Whilst men of honor, stripped of armor, groan
I pray the light of truth will bring...
Still masked for yet another sad birthday
Kept distant from their friends and family
To bloom alone in social poverty
Division festers while our leader gloats—
The old fool cannot even read his notes!
The sainthood of his cronies self-proclaimed
Whilst propagandist hacks divert the blame
Our judgement nigh—Alas, Babylon!
Whilst mindless servile lackeys come to fawn
Our freedoms cast before a tattered throne
Whilst men of honor, stripped of armor, groan
I pray the light of truth will bring...
#anger
#politics
#morality #sonnet
#morality #sonnet
308 reads
3 Comments
Hot Wassail On the Fire
(to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun")
At Christmas time I'll buy some wine
To mull with fruit and spice—
With some cinnamon and cardamom
And grains-of-paradise
Some nutmeg seed, that's ground
To sprinkle in my cup
We'll drink it down 'till joy be found
Spirit warm us up!
Now, would you agree brown sugar's key
For holiday's delight?
Now, Eggnog is fine; but, give me wine
To toast His Holy Night
Some fresh Pineapple Juice
To make it sweeter still!
And Brandy, too; but, Rye will do
To...
At Christmas time I'll buy some wine
To mull with fruit and spice—
With some cinnamon and cardamom
And grains-of-paradise
Some nutmeg seed, that's ground
To sprinkle in my cup
We'll drink it down 'till joy be found
Spirit warm us up!
Now, would you agree brown sugar's key
For holiday's delight?
Now, Eggnog is fine; but, give me wine
To toast His Holy Night
Some fresh Pineapple Juice
To make it sweeter still!
And Brandy, too; but, Rye will do
To...
#Christmas
#music
#alcohol
#lyrics
#rhyming
319 reads
1 Comment
In Spite of Wrongs
For right or wrong the muse has gone
—Or rather, seldom visits
Should I hold on in spite of wrongs?
My patience has its limits
I’m still bereft from friends who’ve left
And never said goodbye
I’m still upset and won’t forget
Perhaps I, too, shall fly
—Or rather, seldom visits
Should I hold on in spite of wrongs?
My patience has its limits
I’m still bereft from friends who’ve left
And never said goodbye
I’m still upset and won’t forget
Perhaps I, too, shall fly
#anger
314 reads
9 Comments
New Year's Wish (I Hope that the Bard Might Approve)
#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#NewYear
802 reads
9 Comments
DU Poetry : Submissions by ReggiePoet (Reggie)