Sesame Or Poppy Street

I don’t care what they say, Ernie and Bert were both gay
Oscar was a grouchy ass bum, what else can I say
Miss Piggy was a balls breaker
Kermit was a chubby chaser

The Cookie Monster had a real eating disorder
Big Bird hit Snuffleupagus with a restraining order
Count Von Count wasn’t just stuck on numbers, he had OCD
He beat the shit out of Animal’s ass for being so messy

Grover all cracked out was arrested for hanging out with kids
He took a beat down in jail when Elmo told what he did
Guy Smiley interviewed Julia and Abby Cadabby
They were both told by Telly Monster that Herry monster was their daddy

Zoe and Rosita were caught working the corner of 123 Sesame Street
Kami for those that don’t know tested positive for HIV
Bruno The Trashman found Roosevelt Franklin in the trash one day
Forgetful Jones was questioned but was zoned out with nothing to say

Don Music played a song at the wake
He declared it was Harvey Kneeslapper for goodness sake
One to many pranks that Professor Hasting said went to far
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said Roosevelt tested positive for tar

Beaker actually started speaking during one of Gonzo’s stunts
Gonzo and Fozzie The Bear tried to convince him that suicide was what he want
Sam The Eagle whooped down trying to be law and order to the rest of the cast
But Herbert Birdsfoot stepped in lecturing a foot into Sam’s ass

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