Surreal Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#surreal
missjem56
Poem Published
6th Aug 2023 4:24pm
6th Aug 2023 4:24pm
Wish Way
"Hempen homespuns"
Do they all swagger
Or stagger
Or simply
(S)wish, and (s)way
Then vanish
Into another world
Then return
The following day
And i wonder
With a certain amount
Of dismay
As i too
(S)wish, and (s)way
Perhaps tis simply
The time of day
by Jemia
Do they all swagger
Or stagger
Or simply
(S)wish, and (s)way
Then vanish
Into another world
Then return
The following day
And i wonder
With a certain amount
Of dismay
As i too
(S)wish, and (s)way
Perhaps tis simply
The time of day
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
6th Aug 2023 3:50pm
6th Aug 2023 3:50pm
Mushy
The curious case
Of a pea
In a pea green hat
And an encounter
With a pod
Full of black-eyed peas, and that
And the butterfly
With moth-eaten knickers
A fly in butter?
Was the sort of insect
That would boast
About her modesty, then utter...
Then one day in never world
The green hatted pea
And the butterfly, with buttery knees
Met
Absolutely nothing happened
The black-eyed peas
Meanwhile
Partied in a pod
With knobbly kneed fleas
They all died
From pod pea disease
After...
Of a pea
In a pea green hat
And an encounter
With a pod
Full of black-eyed peas, and that
And the butterfly
With moth-eaten knickers
A fly in butter?
Was the sort of insect
That would boast
About her modesty, then utter...
Then one day in never world
The green hatted pea
And the butterfly, with buttery knees
Met
Absolutely nothing happened
The black-eyed peas
Meanwhile
Partied in a pod
With knobbly kneed fleas
They all died
From pod pea disease
After...
#funny
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
28th Jul 2023 00:38am
28th Jul 2023 00:38am
Thoughtful Food
A plate
Of Plato
And potato
Is a lot to digest
Food
And philosophy
Worlds apart
Ne'er the twain should meet
Recipe for mash
The snow was crisp
Uneven
Time lay frozen
Hungry
Thoughtless
by Jemia
Of Plato
And potato
Is a lot to digest
Food
And philosophy
Worlds apart
Ne'er the twain should meet
Recipe for mash
The snow was crisp
Uneven
Time lay frozen
Hungry
Thoughtless
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Jul 2023 8:53pm
26th Jul 2023 8:53pm
END
time now 11:23am
I'm just daydreaming
And glancing out of my window
looking at cloud formations
there's just been a massive flash
it's filled up the whole of the sky!
it's like a kind of guillotine lightning
either that
Or i'm having some kind of fit?
just turned the radio off
and can sense an uncanny silence
oh crap, a massive sonic boom!!
And the glass on my window is bulging inwards
just as i dived to to floor by my cabinet
it exploded!!! oh crap crap crap!
the glass flew over me!
i thought the cabinet was...
I'm just daydreaming
And glancing out of my window
looking at cloud formations
there's just been a massive flash
it's filled up the whole of the sky!
it's like a kind of guillotine lightning
either that
Or i'm having some kind of fit?
just turned the radio off
and can sense an uncanny silence
oh crap, a massive sonic boom!!
And the glass on my window is bulging inwards
just as i dived to to floor by my cabinet
it exploded!!! oh crap crap crap!
the glass flew over me!
i thought the cabinet was...
#LifeChangingMoment
#apocalypse
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Jul 2023 1:45pm
22nd Jul 2023 1:45pm
The Bloodstone
One fine Summers day
A young girl, aged about eight
Went home, and said to her mother
That she had decided to become invisible
And within a blink of an eye
She disappeared!
Quite naturally
The young girls mother
Was horrified
As she couldn't of imagined
Even in her wildest nightmares
For the briefest moment, of even one solitary second
That her daughter, would literally disappear
Her daughter, meanwhile
Saw this as a great opportunity
To tease her mother
By playing hide, and seek
Without actually telling her ...
A young girl, aged about eight
Went home, and said to her mother
That she had decided to become invisible
And within a blink of an eye
She disappeared!
Quite naturally
The young girls mother
Was horrified
As she couldn't of imagined
Even in her wildest nightmares
For the briefest moment, of even one solitary second
That her daughter, would literally disappear
Her daughter, meanwhile
Saw this as a great opportunity
To tease her mother
By playing hide, and seek
Without actually telling her ...
#scary
#surreal
#horror
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Jul 2023 00:22am
20th Jul 2023 00:22am
Something Surely Afoot?
There once was an Abominable Snowman from Brighton
Its tourists it tried to enlighten
It got covered in confetti
Then mistaken for a Yeti
Its Big Foot is the thing that did frighten!
by Jemia
Its tourists it tried to enlighten
It got covered in confetti
Then mistaken for a Yeti
Its Big Foot is the thing that did frighten!
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
#mythology #surreal
#mythology #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2023 2:52pm
18th Jul 2023 2:52pm
Jemia In Sunderland
i thought i'd try and make up
for not making much sense of anything at all lately,
so was delighted to find something
i could make a sense of sense with?
if that makes any sense,
might be nonsense
(i think i'm mixing the genre's of Jane Austin's "Sense, And Sensibility"
with Lewis Carroll's "Alice In Wonderland" here?
well they do say opposites attract,
might make a funny film! xx
by Jemia
for not making much sense of anything at all lately,
so was delighted to find something
i could make a sense of sense with?
if that makes any sense,
might be nonsense
(i think i'm mixing the genre's of Jane Austin's "Sense, And Sensibility"
with Lewis Carroll's "Alice In Wonderland" here?
well they do say opposites attract,
might make a funny film! xx
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
15th Jul 2023 5:39pm
15th Jul 2023 5:39pm
Pop Goes The Weasel!
I have many, many, questions
One of which is
Who was the first person
To decide to put
A ferret down there trousers?
And even more puzzling
How did this
Become a 'thing'?
"Is that a ferret down your trousers?"
Or are you just
Really pleased to see me?"
Lucky it was a ferret
As apparently
Weasels go pop!
by Jemia
One of which is
Who was the first person
To decide to put
A ferret down there trousers?
And even more puzzling
How did this
Become a 'thing'?
"Is that a ferret down your trousers?"
Or are you just
Really pleased to see me?"
Lucky it was a ferret
As apparently
Weasels go pop!
by Jemia
#anxiety
#animals
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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Bluevelvete
Poem Published
10th Jul 2023 9:56am
10th Jul 2023 9:56am
Hallucinogenic discoveries of perception and crescent moon desire
Torrid outlines
travel
medium to mountain high
intertwining shapes,
curvature of edges
pigments pop
where lustre births into awe
streaming asymmetrical allure
heavenly swaths
crease and fold
delineate every line
and smallest mark
patterns outlining perfection
Dreams temper themselves upon
participle and adjective;
kaleidoscopic kinesis-
from the ashes, rise and roar
masters, makers, lovers, thieves
culminating breaths,
frequencies incense intimacy
paint swaths of...
travel
medium to mountain high
intertwining shapes,
curvature of edges
pigments pop
where lustre births into awe
streaming asymmetrical allure
heavenly swaths
crease and fold
delineate every line
and smallest mark
patterns outlining perfection
Dreams temper themselves upon
participle and adjective;
kaleidoscopic kinesis-
from the ashes, rise and roar
masters, makers, lovers, thieves
culminating breaths,
frequencies incense intimacy
paint swaths of...
#dreams
#WritingPoetry
#art
#nightmares
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jul 2023 11:53pm
3rd Jul 2023 11:53pm
The Black Hole Dragon
Sonifications
From another place
V404 Cygni
X-ray light echoes
Sounds emitting
From deep space
The black hole
Noise
No choice
Like a sleeping dragon
Stirring
One misty eye
Half open
A raging fire
For now
Doused
Whilst awaiting
A rekindled spouse
To kiss the flame
Of a re-awakening
by Jemia
From another place
V404 Cygni
X-ray light echoes
Sounds emitting
From deep space
The black hole
Noise
No choice
Like a sleeping dragon
Stirring
One misty eye
Half open
A raging fire
For now
Doused
Whilst awaiting
A rekindled spouse
To kiss the flame
Of a re-awakening
by Jemia
#dragons
#astronomy
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 7:29pm
20th Jun 2023 7:29pm
A Pernicious Weed
A goblet of mead
And an indulgence
In a pernicious weed
I concede
Satisfies my every need
Yes indeed
Tis a weed, mead
Intercede
Of this, this happy breed
Wheresoever this may lead
On whatever minds i feed
Don't listen, or take heed
My little brain is about to bleed
Feels like ages since i peed
Forgot to measure the speed of mead
As i performed this crouching deed
I'm of a different creed
Born from an alien seed
As i slowly sup, from my goblet of mead
Indulging in the delights of a pernicious weed ...
And an indulgence
In a pernicious weed
I concede
Satisfies my every need
Yes indeed
Tis a weed, mead
Intercede
Of this, this happy breed
Wheresoever this may lead
On whatever minds i feed
Don't listen, or take heed
My little brain is about to bleed
Feels like ages since i peed
Forgot to measure the speed of mead
As i performed this crouching deed
I'm of a different creed
Born from an alien seed
As i slowly sup, from my goblet of mead
Indulging in the delights of a pernicious weed ...
#alcohol
#marijuana
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th May 2023 4:22pm
29th May 2023 4:22pm
Planet Eater, One Way Ticket
It'e a small world
So very small
I could
Swallow it whole
Like a pill
And go on a strange
And curious trip
From which i may never return
by Jemia
So very small
I could
Swallow it whole
Like a pill
And go on a strange
And curious trip
From which i may never return
by Jemia
#travel
#philosophical
#surreal
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